♪♪
♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪♪
[YAWN]
HUH?
[SNORING]
[HONK]
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
LOOK AT THIS MESS.
WHAT A SLOB.
WHAT BLOKE HAD THE PARTY
AND DIDN'T INVITE ME?
CLEAN THIS UP.
SAYS WHO?
ME.
YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
GOOD MORNING, GADGET.
GOOD GOLLY. LOOK AT THIS GARBAGE.
WHO'S GONNA CLEAN IT?
HE IS!
[DALE] CLEAN UP THIS MESS.
DO THIS. DO THAT.
I'D LIKE TO LIVE SOMEWHERE
WHERE YOU NEVER HAVE TO TAKE OUT TRASH.
WHOA!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
HUH?
OH, NO!
ALL RIGHT, MONTY, START THE ENGINE.
WE CAN CATCH IT AT THE STOPLIGHT.
LOOK OUT!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
WELL, YOU SHOULD FEEL RIGHT AT HOME HERE.
AHH. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
THERE'S SOMETHING ROMANTIC ABOUT A SEA VOYAGE.
YEAH, ROMANTIC.
THIS REMINDS ME OF GETTING SHANGHAIED IN SHANGHAI
ON A JUNK FULL OF JUNK.
WE CAN HITCH A RIDE BACK HOME.
IN TIME FOR DINNER.
WHO COULD THINK OF EATING HERE?
DUMP HO!
BE CAREFUL THERE.
I'M CAREFUL. YOU BE CAREFUL.
YAAHH!
DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET YOU OUT.
GOLLY, LOOK AT THAT.
HUH?
LOOKS LIKE PIRATES.
FIRE!
LOOK OUT!
[PIRATE] ALL RIGHT, YOU BILGE RATS,
HEAVE HO!
WHOA!
THEY'S GONE UNDER.
ME POOR LITTLE CHUMS.
THERE'S ENOUGH AIR INSIDE THE BOTTLE
TO KEEP THEM SAFE... FOR NOW.
WE'LL HAVE TO GO DOWN AFTER THEM.
LOOK AT THAT.
WE GOTTA GET OUT.
COME ON.
WE DID IT.
WHAT HAPPENED?
I DON'T KNOW.
AAH! AAH!
HERE NOW.
WHAT'S THIS?
LOOK LIVELY NOW,
BEFORE BILLY THE SQUID GETS THEM.
HEAVE HO, LADS!
WELCOME, BUCKOS.
THIS HERE'S A PIRATE SHIP,
AND WE'RE PI-RATS.
I BE FIRST MATE OF THIS CREW.
JOLLY ROGER'S ME NAME.
THIS BE THE SECOND MATE, 'ARVEY.
AARR.
JOIN US FOR A PIRATE FEAST
TO CELEBRATE THE RAID.
WE REALLY NEED TO BE...
WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
LET'S SEE.
LOOKS LIKE LEFTOVERS AGAIN.
HA HA HA HA!
THIS SHOULD BE WHAT WE NEED.
NOW, IF WE ONLY HAD SOME STRING.
IS THIS HERE GONNA TAKE LONG?
HA HA HA! HAR!
HO HO HO! HA HA!
HA HA HA! HA HA! HO HO!
HA HA HA!
ISN'T THIS FUN, CHIP?
HA HA HA! HA HA! HO HO!
AYE! AYE! AYE!
AVAST, YE MANGY SWABS.
WHAT'S THE IDEA OF RUNNING OFF
WITHOUT CLEANING THE TABLE?
THERE. YOU SEE?
HA HA HA HA!
NOW, THAT'S CLEANING UP.
BUT...
ALL RIGHT, LADS.
TREASURE HUNT!
TREASURE HUNT! TREASURE HUNT!
TREASURE HUNT!
WAIT A MINUTE, STUPID.
WHO, ME?
WE CAN'T PLAY PIRATES.
WE'RE RESCUE RANGERS.
WE'VE GOT JOBS.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A HAT.
GOOD NEWS, BUCKO.
WE'RE LETTING YOU LEAD THE TREASURE HUNT.
OH, BOY!
AHH.
MAYBE THE TREASURE'S IN THERE.
NOT THIS DOOR, MATEY.
THIS IS BILLY THE SQUID'S LAIR.
I KNOW THE WAY!
BELAY THAT, 'ARVEY.
THE RED-NOSED LANDLUBBER IS THE LEADER THIS WEEK.
THIS WEEK?
AVAST, YE PI-RATS. FOLLOW ME.
ACCORDING TO THE MAP,
IT'S RIGHT BEHIND THIS DOOR.
I FOUND THE TREASURE!
YAHOO!
I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT!
HELP ME PICK IT UP.
WE MUST LEAVE IT FOR NEXT WEEK.
NEXT WEEK?
RIGHTO, MATEY.
WE'VE BEEN FINDING THIS TREASURE
EVERY WEEK FOR NIGH ON 200 YEARS.
WHAT? I'M THE ONE WHO FOUND IT.
WE'LL JUST GO BACK HOME WITHOUT IT.
GO BACK?
YOU CAN'T GO BACK,
NOT SINCE YE SEEN OUR TREASURE.
YOU HAVE TO STAY DOWN HERE
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.
NOW, I FASTEN BAKING SODA TO THE SKATEBOARD...
HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU THINK...
JUST ONE MORE LITTLE ADJUSTMENT.
THERE. IT'S FINISHED.
LET'S GET INSIDE.
UH-OH. WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
OH. REVERSE THAT. NO PROBLEM.
BLIMEY. A REAL OLD PIRATE SHIP.
WHAT HAPPENED?
I THINK OUR FUEL FIZZED OUT.
[GADGET] MY, IT'S DARK IN HERE.
BLIMEY! AN OCTOPUS.
[GRRR]
ABANDON SHIP!
LOOK AT ALL THIS GOLD.
[CHATTERING]
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
[WHISTLES]
I'M OVER...
WHOA!
GADGET!
THAT WAS A RIGHT BONZER MOVE, LUV.
WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
RIGHTO. COUNT ALL THIS BLINKIN' TREASURE.
WE'RE NOT HERE FOR TREASURE.
FIND CHIP AND DALE.
I'LL BUILD ANOTHER SUBMARINE.
OH. RIGHT.
CHIP! DALE!
NOBODY HOME.
DIVING BELL.
SORRY TO TOSS YOU IN THE BRIG.
YOU MIGHT TRY TO STEAL OUR TREASURE.
I'M AN HONORARY PIRATE.
SORRY, MATEY. CAN'T TAKE NO CHANCES.
WHEN THIS SHIP SANK,
CAP'N "LONG LOST" LaFITTE.
TOLD THEM TO GUARD THE TREASURE
TILL HE RETURNED.
WE CAN'T GO BACK ON CAP'N'S ORDERS.
THAT WAS 200 YEARS AGO.
HE DIDN'T SAY IT'D BE EASY.
I DON'T WANNA BE A PIRATE ANYMORE.
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU,
WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS.
HA HA HA! HO HO HO! HAR HAR!
[MONTY] BELAY THAT, YE LUBBERS.
WHO ARE YOU?
DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR OWN CAPTAIN?
I'M "LONG LOST" LaFITTE.
"LONG LOST" LaFITTE?
WHAT'S ON YOUR SHOULDER?
THAT'S ME PARROT.
BIT SMALL FOR A PARROT.
AYE. HE'S BEEN SICK.
YOU COULD BE SOME LANDLUBBER
TRYING TO STEAL OUR TREASURE.
HEY, YOUNG NED.
HE WERE THE CAP'N'S CABIN BOY.
HE'LL KNOW.
AYE. GET YOUNG NED.
"LONG LOST" LaFITTE.
LOOKS A LOT LIKE MONTEREY JACK.
HERE'S YOUNG NED.
SOMEBODY CALL FOR THE CABIN BOY?
[SHOUTING] HERE'S A SWAB
SAYS HE'S "LONG LOST" LaFITTE!
EH?
HE SAYS HE'S THE CAP'N.
THERE BE THREE WAYS YOU KNEW THE CAP'N.
HE ALWAYS HAD A FUNNY SQUINT IN HIS EYE.
EYE?
AYE.
AYE! AYE! AYE!
HE WAS A SHORT MAN,
AND HE ONLY HAD ONE LEG.
HIS LEFT ONE.
CAP'N LaFITTE, YOU'VE COME BACK.
HAR! YAY! HAR!
LET THEM OUT OF THE BRIG.
I'LL TAKE THEM BACK TO SHORE
AS SOON AS ME... UH..
PARROT, CAP'N?
AYE. PARROT.
SOON AS HE GETS BACK WITH ME OTHER PAL.
THERE THEY COME NOW.
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE WEARING THOSE FEATHERS
AND WHY YOU'RE WEARING PIRATE CLOTHES...
BECAUSE HE'S CAP'N "LONG LOST" LaFITTE.
ALL ABOARD, MATEYS.
PREPARE TO LAUNCH BARREL.
WILL YOU BE TAKING YOUR TREASURE?
WELL, NOW, I SUPPOSE WE MIGHT FIND ROOM
FOR A LITTLE GOLD.
NO, I RECKON NOT.
GUARD THE TREASURE TILL I RETURN AGAIN.
IT COULD BE ANOTHER COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS.
AYE, AYE, CAP'N.
WAIT, CAP'N. WAIT!
WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHEESE?
CHEESE?
I WOULDN'T LET NOBODY TOUCH IT, CAP'N.
BEEN SAVING IT ALL THESE YEARS.
CHEESE.
HE AIN'T THE CAP'N!
THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF LUBBERS
AFTER OUR TREASURE!
KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM
WHAT TRIES TO STEAL OUR TREASURE?
THEY WALKS THE PLANK.
WE HAD SUCH FUN TOGETHER.
THIS BE FUN, BUCKO, FOR BILLY THE SQUID.
AHOY, BILLY!
WATCH THAT FIRST STEP, MATEYS.
IT'S A LONG 'UN. HA HA HA!
COME ON NOW. HURRY UP.
BILLY'S WAITIN'.
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
GOOD TIMING.
EVERYBODY BREATHE OUT.
NONE OF THAT.
YOU CAN DEPEND ON ME.
OHH!
AH-CHOO!
YIKE!
HA HA! HAR! HO HO!
HEY, WHERE'D THEM LANDLUBBERS GO?
THERE THEY BE.
THIS WAY, MATES!
NOW THEY'S AFTER OUR FOOD!
COME ON, LADS!
THAT BARREL WILL GET US BACK UP.
BUT THEY'LL BE WAITING.
WE'LL RAISE THE WHOLE SHIP.
THE WEIGHT OF THAT TREASURE
IS HOLDING IT DOWN.
IF WE UNLOAD IT, WE MIGHT FLOAT.
HOW DO WE UNLOAD TONS OF TREASURE?
I DIDN'T SAY THE IDEA WAS PERFECT.
THERE THEY BE, LADS! GET THEM!
AAH! AAH!
FIRE!
THE CANNON CAN BLAST THE TREASURE FREE.
ME AND ZIPPER WILL HOLD THEM OFF.
YEAH!
ALL RIGHT, LOAD THE CANNON!
YO HO HO!
AFTER THEM, LADDY-BUCKS!
YO HO!
FIRE!
O.K., GADGET, IT'S LOADED.
WHEW! I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER!
LOOK OUT!
IT'S A MIRACLE!
EVERYTHING'S TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN!
NOW YOU CAN LIVE LIKE OTHER RATS...
ABOVE THE WATER.
WE CAN HAVE REAL ADVENTURES.
AHOY, MATES!
FORGET ABOUT BILLY THE SQUID.
WE TOOK CARE OF THE SQUID KID.
YAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! YAY!
SURE YOU WON'T COME WITH US?
WE'LL HAVE SOME REAL ADVENTURES.
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH ADVENTURE TODAY.
SAY GOODBYE TO THE LITTLE SWAB.
HE'D MAKE A GRAND PI-RATE.
G'DAY!
WHERE'S DALE?
HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
PREPARING A FAREWELL CANNON SALUTE.
FIRE!
JUST MAKING MYSELF FEEL AT HOME.