♪♪
[THUNDER CRACKS]
♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
FOR THE LAST TIME,
IS YOUSE GONNA GIVE US THE SECRET RECIPE?
NO! NO! A THOUSAND TIMES, NO!
I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT,
'CAUSE WHEN THE BIG HAND GETS TO 12,
IT'LL WIPE THE DYNAMITE AND BLOW YOUSE TO KINGDOM COME.
[GULP]
COME ON, BOYS.
LEAVE US GET OUT OF HERE.
♪ AROO AROO ROO ♪
IT'S FLASH THE WONDER DOG!
HOORAY!
AWK! AND CONRAD COCKATOO!
AH-AH-AAH!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! GET 'EM! GET 'EM! GET 'EM!
LOOK OUT FOR THOSE UPPERCUTS.
YAY, FLASH!
HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
THE BAD GUY GRABBED THE GIRL AND TIED HER UP TO THE CLOCK WITH DYNAMITE,
BUT FLASH THE WONDER DOG CAME TO THE RESCUE IN THE NICK OF TIME,
'CAUSE WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 12, THE WHOLE THING GOES KABLOOEY!
OH NO!
HURRY, FLASH.
HEY! WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?
YOU'RE TOO WRAPPED UP IN THAT SHOW.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? FLASH IS THE GREATEST HERO THAT EVER WAS.
HE'S JUST AN ACTOR.
HE IS NOT. LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS HE CAN DO.
IT'S ALL FAKE, DALE. THEY DO IT IN A TV STUDIO.
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! FLASH IS NOT FAKE!
- YES, HE IS. - IS NOT.
- IS TOO. - IS NOT.
WELL, I CAN TELL YOU'RE BOTH BUSY.
I'LL COME BACK LATER.
FAT CAT: THE POOR CHILD, AT THE END OF HER ROPE,
WITH NO ONE TO SAVE HER
BUT THIS POOR EXCUSE FOR MAN'S BEST FRIEND.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT HE HAS A BIRD AS A SIDEKICK.
BUT TO MAKE A HERO OUT OF A... DOG!
HOW REVOLTING!
YOU CALLED FOR US, FAT CAT?
NO. I WAS TESTING MY MORON MAGNET.
OF COURSE I CALLED FOR YOU!
NOW THEN, WHAT DO I HATE
MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD?
[MUMBLING]
UH... DOGS?
OH, GOODY. YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION.
AND WHO'S THE WORLD'S MOST BELOVED DOG?
FLASH THE WONDER DOG!
I... I WATCH HIS SHOW WHENEVER I GET...
CORRECT!
IF WE GRAB FLASH
AND RUIN HIS GOODY-GOOD REPUTATION,
THE ONLY DOGS PEOPLE WILL LIKE
WILL BE HOT DOGS!
THANKS FOR DOING THE HARD STUFF, SAM. I'LL TAKE OVER FROM HERE.
OH, FLASH, YOU SAVED ME!
HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?
♪ AROO AROO ROO ♪
FLASH THE WONDER DOG WILL BE RIGHT BACK
AFTER THIS WORD FROM SLUDGIES,
THE NEW CEREAL MADE FROM MUD.
[WHIMPERING]
ALL RIGHT!
FRANK, GET THE CRANE!
WHO'D BELIEVE FLASH THE WONDERDOG IS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
WHAT A DAY.
I FEEL SO KNOCKED OUT.
[BLOWS THUDDING]
BULLETIN... THIS JUST IN.
FLASH THE WONDER DOG HAS DISAPPEARED.
WHAT?
HE WAS LAST SEEN ON THE SET OF HIS NUMBER-ONE RATED TV SHOW.
JUST A FEW MORE STITCHES
AND THIS WING WILL BE AS GOOD AS NEW.
WELL, AS GOOD AS IT WAS BEFORE.
CATASTROPHE! CALAMITY!
A DISASTER!
WHAT IS IT?
FLASH THE WONDERDOG HAS DISAPPEARED!
- OH BROTHER. - WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
WE GOT TO FIND HIM!
SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED TO HIM, I JUST KNOW IT!
YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THAT SHOW TOO MUCH.
MAYBE WE SHOULD LOOK FOR HIM.
RIGHT, MATE. HOW CAN WE SAY WE'RE WILLING TO RESCUE ANYBODY
IF WE AIN'T WILLING TO RESCUE EVERYBODY?
- PLEASE! - WELL, ALL RIGHT.
IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU...
OK, OK!
ALL SET TO POUR?
COSTUMES READY?
READY, BOSS.
THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
HEY, NOT YET!
OK, WHO RUINED MY CAR?
♪ AROO AROO ROO ♪
HA HA HA HA!
FLASH THE WONDERDOG?
AAH!
♪ AROO AROO ROO ♪
[BABY CRIES]
AAH!
♪ AROO AROO ROO ♪
WHEW! I COULD USE A DRINK OF WATER.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
FINALLY, I GET A CHANCE TO EXPRESS
MY TRUE ARTISTIC NATURE.
HUH? WHO RUINED MY MASTERPIECE?
♪ AROO AROO ROO ♪
THIS LOOKS LIKE THE WORK OF FLASH THE WONDERDOG!
DALE, WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING ALL DAY FOR FLASH.
LET'S GO BACK.
NO! HE'S OUT THERE!
♪ AROO AROO ROO ♪
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT'S FLASH'S SPECIAL HOWL.
IF HE CAN HEAR THAT, HE'LL REPLY.
I'M SORRY, MATE, BUT THE CHANCE OF HIM HEARING
A LITTLE SQUEAK LIKE THAT MUST BE A MILLION TO...
♪ AROO AROO ROO ♪
IT'S HIM! IT'S HIM!
HE MUST BE IN THAT CONDEMNED BUILDING.
AAH!
[GULP]
CHEESE!
[SHOUTS]
IT'S FLIM... HASH... I MEAN, IT'S FLASH!
HEY, LITTLE FELLA, WHO ARE YOU?
WE'RE THE RESCUE RANGERS TO THE RESCUE!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE KEY TO THIS PUZZLE ZIPPER, OLD PAL.
UH, YEP!
COME ON, FLASH. LET'S GO!
GO WHERE?
- HEY, GET... - RUN FOR IT, BLOKES.
COME BACK... HEY!
C-COME BACK HERE, YOU GUYS!
LOOK OUT!
AAH!
FLASH, JUMP!
WHOA!
I CAN'T! I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!
YOU GOT TO DO IT! YOU GOT TO JUMP!
WHOA!
FLASH!
AAH!
FLASH!
AAH!
HANG ON! WE'LL SAVE YOU!
HURRY!
DON'T GO AWAY.
WHY DOESN'T HE JUST CLIMB UP THE SIDE OF A BUILDING
LIKE HE DOES ON TV?
'CAUSE HE DOESN'T DO IT ON TV, A STUNT DOG DOES IT.
HUH? A STUNT DOG?
LOWER AWAY, LUV.
GOING UP!
EVERYTHING'S READY!
JUMP, FLASH!
I CAN'T! I'M TOO SCARED!
FLASH THE WONDERDOG SCARED?
NOW WHAT'LL WE DO?
I HAVE A PLAN. IF WE COULD...
AAH!
OH, NEVER MIND. STRIKE THAT.
AAH!
- YAY! - YAY!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THOSE GUYS KIDNAPPED ME.
BUT TV STARS HAVE TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT ALL THE TIME.
FUNNY. THAT CAT BACK THERE LOOKED A MITE FAMILIAR.
WELL, THIS KIND OF LIFE IS TOO TOUGH FOR ME.
I GOT TO BE GETTING BACK TO MY TV SHOW. SO LONG.
BYE, LITTLE FELLER. SEE YOU IN THE AUDIENCE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?
I GUESS HE'S JUST A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED.
YOU SEE, YOU WERE HIS HERO.
HE REALLY LOOKED UP TO YOU, MATE.
AND I LET HIM DOWN.
SORRY, LITTLE FELLER.
BUT I'M NO HERO, I'M JUST A TV ACTOR.
WELL, THANKS AGAIN AND BYE.
BYE-BYE, FLASH.
WHEW.
[CHATTERING]
UH-OH.
DALE, WANT TO COME TO MY WORKSHOP
AND SEE MY LATEST INVENTION?
LOOK WHAT I BAKED FOR YOU, PALLY.
CHEDDAR CHEESE CASSEROLE.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
MMM...
AHH.
IT'S NO USE. NOTHING CHEERS HIM UP.
NO USE IN LETTING GOOD FOOD GO TO WASTE.
HEY, DALE, HOW ABOUT SOME TV?
REPORTS ARE POURING IN FROM ALL OVER THE CITY
AND THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION ABOUT IT,
FLASH THE WONDER DOG HAS RUN AMUCK.
- HUH? - FLASH?
- WHAT? - WHAT?
EVEN NOW, POLICE AND ANIMAL REGULATIONS OFFICERS
ARE COMBING THE STREETS, BUT WHEN THIS CRAZED CANINE
WILL BE STOPPED IS ANYBODY'S GUESS.
[BABY CRIES]
HE COULDN'T HAVE DONE ALL THOSE THINGS.
HE WAS LOCKED UP.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY SOMEBODY WANTED HIM OUT OF THE WAY.
FLASH MAY NOT BE A HERO, BUT HE'S NO BAD GUY!
WE BETTER CATCH UP WITH HIM BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE DOES.
TO THE TV STATION! RESCUE RANGERS, AWAY!
I JUST WANT TO GO ON RECORD AS SAYING I NEVER TRUSTED THAT MUTT.
AND TO TAKE HIS PLACE IN OUR TV SHOW,
I'VE HIRED CONRAD THE WONDER BIRD.
THE BIRD? HOW DISGUSTINGLY REPULSIVE.
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GIVE THE STARRING ROLE TO A CAT?
BOSS!
I GOT BAD NEWS!
DON'T TELL ME YOU LET THAT FLEA-BITTEN DOG ESCAPE?
OK. I WON'T TELL YOU.
LET ME GUESS. DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THE RESCUE RANGERS?
YEAH. GOOD GUESS, BOSS. HOW DID YOU KNOW?
BECAUSE THOSE RODENTS ARE ALWAYS RUINING MY BAD INTENTIONS!
NEVERTHELESS, I SHAN'T LET THIS NEWS DARKEN MY DAY.
YEOW!
HMM... I BELIEVE I...
I MEAN, FLASH THE WONDER DOG
WILL VICIOUSLY ATTACK HIS FORMER COSTAR
ON NATIONWIDE TV!
HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
[GRUMBLING]
AH, HOME AT LAST.
THERE HE IS! THERE'S FLASH!
AH, MY DEVOTED FANS HAVE MISSED ME.
SOMETHING TELLS ME, IT'S NOT MY AUTOGRAPH THEY'RE AFTER!
WHAT'S GOING ON? MY FANS HAVE DESERTED ME.
THERE HE IS! GET HIM!
THERE'S FLASH.
HE RAN INTO THE TV STUDIO.
PUT HER DOWN ON THE ROOF, GADGET.
CONRAD... THE WONDER BIRD!
♪ AWK AWK AWK AWK AWK ♪
[THUMP]
CONRAD, YOU GOT TO HELP ME!
AWK! HELP! HELP!
MAD DOG! KEEP HIM AWAY!
IT'S FLASH! HE WANTS REVENGE ON CONRAD
FOR TAKING HIS SHOW!
PUT ON A STANDBY SIGN AND GET THAT DOG!
[SHOUTING]
TODAY ON LOOKING AT COOKING
WE WILL BE PREPARING THE SOUFFLE.
REMEMBER, THE SOUFFLE MUST BE DONE JUST RIGHT, OR...
[SHOUTING]
DISASTER!
WELL, JEFF, WHAT SAY TODAY WE LEARN HOW PULLEYS AND LEVERS WORK?
GEE, MR. WIZZER,
I WAS HOPING YOU'D TEACH US HOW TO MAKE PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES
WITH HOUSEHOLD DETERGENTS.
[SHOUTING AND BANGING]
HELP ME PUT THIS ON.
I'VE GOT A PLAN THAT WILL SEAL FLASH'S FATE FOREVER!
GOT TO HIDE! GOT TO HIDE!
THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO BUT...[GULP]...UP!
THERE HE IS!
HOW'D HE GET WAY UP THERE?
DON'T WORRY, CONRAD. YOU'RE SAFE WITH ME.
[AWK]
BACK OFF, EVERYBODY!
HE'S GOT CONRAD!
DON'T MAKE HIM ANGRY!
THAT'S NOT FLASH.
THAT'S A FAKE FLASH.
CAN'T THEY SEE THAT'S NOT FLASH?
WAIT A SEC. NOBODY WILL SEE ANYTHING
UNLESS WE GET THOSE CAMERAS TURNED ON.
MONTEREY JACK, TURN ONE OF THOSE CAMERAS AROUND.
ZIPPER, YOU STAY HERE AND HELP ME IN THE CONTROL ROOM.
OH, I HATE HEIGHTS! I REALLY HATE HEIGHTS!
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
WE CAN'T! HE MIGHT HURT CONRAD!
HEY, THAT'S ME!
OR SOMEBODY TRYING TO BE ME!
THESE THINGS ARE HARDER TO MOVE THAN A SLEEPING RHINO.
ZIPPER, WHEN I GIVE YOU THE SIGNAL, HIT THAT RED BUTTON.
GOTCHA!
FLASH, YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
YOU GOT TO SAVE CONRAD!
♪ AROO AROO ROO ♪
OH, NO!
- HOORAY! - NOW!
GOOD! THE WHOLE WORLD'S SEEING THIS.
WHAT?
HEY, THAT'S A FAKE FLASH!
AND THAT'S THE REAL ONE!
BACK, OR THE BIRD GETS PLUCKED!
I'LL TURN IT ON.
YOU AIM IT.
WHOA, NELLY!
YEE HAW!
[SCREAMING]
COME ON, DALE. LET'S GO.
FLASH, I KNEW ALL THE TIME YOU DIDN'T PULL THOSE STUNTS.
CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE US?
[CHEERING]
LOOKS LIKE FLASH IS A BIG HERO AGAIN.
- YEAH. - THIS TIME HE DESERVES IT.
COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO HOME.
HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP!
I WANTED TO SAY THANKS FOR HELPING ME LOOK LIKE A HERO.
IT WAS YOU THAT DID THAT, FLASH.
HEY, THAT TICKLES!
HERE, FLASH. HONORARY MEMBERSHIP IN THE RESCUE RANGERS.
FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH DALE.
YOU DESERVE IT.
I WISH I COULD DO SOMETHING FOR YOU.
I THINK YOU DID, FLASH.
YOU MADE THEM HONORARY WONDER DOGS.
♪ AROO AROO ROO ♪