♪♪
♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪♪
T MINUS 57 MINUTES TO LAUNCH.
ALL SYSTEMS GO.
I HAVE AN UNAUTHORIZED AIRCRAFT ON THE RADAR.
WHAT HAS A FLIGHT PATTERN LIKE THAT?
IT LOOKS LIKE A WEATHER BALLOON WITH A BROKEN COMPASS.
HANG ON. I'LL HAVE THIS STABILIZER FIXED IN NO TIME.
I'M GO GLAD YOU ALL CAME WITH ME TO WATCH THE LAUNCH.
WE'D GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU, GADGET.
WE LOVE OUTER-SPACE STUFF.
THERE. THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
WOWEE! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
THE ASTRONAUTS MUST HAVE THEIR HANDS FULL
PILOTING THESE THINGS.
IT REMINDS ME OF THE BIG BIRDS
WE USED TO FLY ON GUATEMALA.
OF COURSE, EVERY NOW AND THEN THEY LAID AN EGG.
LOOK! THERE'S THE SPACE PLANE.
THIS MUST BE THE ASTRONAUT TRAINING AREA.
I THINK BEING AN ASTRONAUT
IS THE MOST HEROIC JOB IN THE WORLD.
OR OUT OF THIS WORLD, I GUESS.
I'D MAKE A GREAT ASTRONAUT.
I'D BE AN EVEN BETTER ONE.
IT TAKES MORE THAN DESIRE
TO MAKE A GOOD ASTRONAUT, YOU KNOW.
YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH TRAINING.
LET'S GET STARTED.
YOU SAID IT.
OKEY-DOKEY, LET HER RIP.
WHICH ONE OF THESE BUTTONS
MAKES THIS BABY SPIN?
TRY THE ONE MARKED "ON."
OH, YEAH. I KNEW THAT.
KINDA LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND.
HMMM, 12 Gs OUGHT TO DO IT.
JUST LIKE THE SPILLIN' WHIRL RIDE
AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK.
NO SENSE IN OVER DOING IT.
OH, MY GOSH! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, GUYS?
YEAH. I'M FINE.
THIS TEST SIMULATES AN EMERGENCY SPLASHDOWN.
READY?
READY.
HOW WAS IT?
NO PROBLEM. PIECE OF CAKE.
GOLLY, AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE SPACE PLANE'S CONTROLS.
ANY MORE REAL
AND WE'D BE FLOATING IN ORBIT.
ALL SYSTEMS GO.
CONTACT!
THIS IS EASY.
HA HA. CHIP LOOKS LIKE A REAL ASTRONAUT.
WARNING: FIRE RETROROCKETS.
RETROROCKETS?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THERE ARE.
WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO CRASH.
UH OH!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.
I'LL SHOW GADGET WHAT A REAL ASTRONAUT CAN DO.
WATCH ME.
WARNING: FIRE RETROROCKETS.
RETROROCKETS FIRED
HAA.
SAY, GADGET, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT UP HERE WITH ME?
WARNING: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
HEY, CHIP, HOW DO YOU STEER THIS THING?
DALE! ARE YOU HURT?
LOOKS LIKE OL' MONTEREY JACK'LL
HAVE TO SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
UH OH!
GOSH, MONTY, IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE LAUNCH.
WE DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT.
A SPACE SUIT!
I'M GONNA TRY IT ON.
IT'S NOT YOUR SIZE, STUPID.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE I FOUND IT FIRST.
ANYBODY HOME?
SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE!
I'LL GET HIM OUT.
I'M COMING, DALE. DON'T GO AWAY.
UH OH!
DID THEY SAY WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OTHER SUIT?
NO. THEY JUST WANTED THIS ONE INSTEAD.
THEY'RE TAKING 'EM TO THE SPACE PLANE.
THEY'RE GOING TO SEND THEM INTO OUTER SPACE.
WE'VE GOT TO STOP THE LAUNCH.
ONBOARD COMPUTERS REPORT A GREEN LIGHT
FOR ALL IGNITION SYSTEMS.
THE FLIGHT CREW SHOULD REPORT TO THE READY ROOM.
ALL PERSONNEL, CLEAR THE PAD FOR LAUNCH.
SPACE PLANE TO CONTROL TOWER...
ALL SYSTEMS GO FOR LAUNCH.
TENSION MOUNTS IN THE CONTROL TOWER
AS THE FINAL SECONDS OF THE COUNTDOWN TICK AWAY.
T MINUS 15 SECONDS.
15 SECONDS!
14... 13...
THIS OUGHT TO CUT THE POWER.
HEY! WHO TURNED OFF THE COFFEE MAKER?
10... 9...
IN JUST A FEW SECONDS...
3... 2... 1...
IGNITION.
LIFTOFF.
ASTRONAUTS REPORT ALL SYSTEMS GO.
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
IF I HADN'T WANTED TO SEE THE LAUNCH,
NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
THEY'LL BE SAFE, GADGET LOVE.
BESIDES, THINK OF THE GRAND ADVENTURE THEY'LL BE HAVING.
THE SPACE PLACE HAS LEFT THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE
AND IS ABOUT TO GO INTO ORBIT.
WOWEE, THIS IS GREAT.
LOOK AT ME. I'M A SPACEMAN.
DEPLOY THE FIRST SATELLITE, JOY.
ROGER, ROGER.
SATELLITE DEPLOYED, COMMANDER.
ALL RIGHT, BUZZ, TAKE US OUT OF HERE.
HEY! THEY'RE LEAVING WITHOUT US.
HEY, WAIT! DON'T GO!
DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT US! WAIT!
AAAAAH!
THIS IS STAN BLATHER WITH THE LATEST NEWS
ON THE FLIGHT OF THE SPACE PLANE.
JUST MINUTES AGO
THE ASTRONAUTS SUCCESSFULLY PLACED
A WEATHER SATELLITE INTO ORBIT.
I GUESS IT WAS SILLY OF ME TO WORRY ABOUT CHIP AND DALE.
AFTER ALL, THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH ASTRONAUT TRAINING.
RIGHT YOU ARE, GADGET LOVE.
I JUST WISH WE WERE UP THERE WITH THEM.
WE'VE JUST HAD A LATE REPORT FROM THE SPACE PLANE.
WHEN THE SATELLITE WAS DEPLOYED
A SPACE SUIT WAS ACCIDENTALLY LEFT BEHIND
DRIFTING IN SPACE.
LEFT BEHIND?!
DON'T PANIC, LOVE.
THEY WON'T LEAVE A SPACE SUIT JUST FLOATING AROUND.
THE ASTRONAUTS PLAN TO RECOVER THE SPACE SUIT
AT THE END OF THEIR TWO-WEEK MISSION.
TWO WEEKS?! WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM!
REMEMBER, MONTY, THE PROPULSION SYSTEM
ONLY NEEDS 5 STICKS OF DYNAMITE.
5 STICKS? THIS CRATE WON'T MAKE IT OVER THE FENCE.
BETTER GIVE IT 20.
WE'LL NEED THE EXTRA BOOST.
WE HAVE TO HURRY.
CHIP AND DALE SHOULD BE OVERHEAD SOON.
THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN IN THERE.
A PARACHUTE? AND A RUBBER RAFT?
WE DON'T NEED ALL THIS JUNK IN OUTER SPACE.
NOW THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF ROOM.
UH OH!
REMOVE THE GANTRY FOR LAUNCH.
RIGHT.
COMMENCE IGNITION SEQUENCE.
ALL RIGHT, GADGET. START THE COUNTDOWN.
10... 9... 8... 7...
6-5-4-3-2-1.
HOW COULD THEY JUST LEAVE US BEHIND?
SOME ASTRONAUTS WE ARE.
WE CAN'T EVEN GET BACK HOME.
HEY, LOOK.
WE GOT 'EM!
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIRE THE RETROROCKETS
AND USE THE PARACHUTE TO SPLASHDOWN IN THE OCEAN.
GADS, PARACHUTE?
JUST HOW BIG A SPLASH WERE YOU PLANNING TO MAKE?
YOU DIDN'T DO SOMETHING WITH THE PARACHUTE, DID YOU?
ME? WHY, AH... I DUD...
WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO BACK TO EARTH
ON BOARD THE SPACE PLANE.
ANYWAY, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO RIDE ON THE REAL SPACESHIP.
COMMANDER HOUSTON TO LAUNCH CONTROL.
WE'RE BEGINNING OUR REST PERIOD NOW.
WHOA!
OK, MONTY, OPEN THE AIR LOCK.
THIS SPACE SUIT FITS LIKE A GLOVE.
NOW TO GET THE DOORS OPEN.
THE GIRL'S A GENIUS.
OF COURSE, I GAVE HER A FEW POINTERS.
COME ON, ZIPPER.
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A REAL PILOT FLIES.
WE HAVE TO FIND A PLACE TO HIDE
UNTIL THE SPACE PLANE LANDS.
HOW ABOUT THE FOOD LOCKER?
SHHH.
FOLLOW ME, QUIETLY.
HEY, HOW WILL WE DECIDE WHAT TO EAT?
HOW ABOUT THIS?
C-H-E SPELLS CHEESE.
THAT'S DEHYDRATED CHEESE, MONTY.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A MIGHT DRY GOING DOWN.
HA HA HA-HA-HA
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.
BOY, OH BOY. THIS ASTRONAUT STUFF IS GREAT.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WE'VE BEEN HIT BY A METEOR.
OOO-UUUGH.
OOOOH.
LAUNCH CONTROL TO SPACE PLANE.
COME IN, SPACE PLANE.
YOU HAVE A MAJOR OXYGEN LEAK
AND WE'VE LOST REMOTE FLIGHT CONTROL.
YOU MUST LAND IMMEDIATELY
BEFORE YOUR OXYGEN IS GONE.
A 3-BELL ALARM WOULDN'T AROUSE THOSE ASTRONAUTS.
WE'VE GOT TO WAKE 'EM UP.
WAKE UP!
RISE AND SHINE, MATE!
THEY'RE OUT COLD!
YOU MUST LAND IMMEDIATELY!
REPEAT...
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
WARNING: YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES OF OXYGEN REMAINING.
MINUTES AGO, A LARGE METEOR COLLIDED WITH THE SPACE PLANE.
LAUNCH CONTROL HAS BEEN UNABLE TO CONTACT THE ASTRONAUTS.
JUST A MOMENT...
WE'RE RECEIVING A TRANSMISSION FROM THE SPACE PLANE.
LET'S LISTEN.
HELP! YOU GOTTA GET US DOWN FROM HERE!
THEY CAN'T HELP US.
WE'LL HAVE TO LAND THE SPACE PLANE OURSELVES.
IT'S A GOOD THING YOU TWO HAVE HAD ASTRONAUT TRAINING.
WARNING: YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE OF OXYGEN REMAINING.
WELL, HERE GOES.
WE'VE JUST BEEN TOLD THAT THE SPACE PLANE
HAS RE-ENTERED THE ATMOSPHERE
AND IS HEADING TOWARDS THE SPACE CENTER.
IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE A-OK.
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
WAIT. I KNOW.
AND NOW, THIS ONE.
NO. WAIT!
TRY THIS ONE.
TEAMWORK, PARTNER.
YOU SAID IT.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
I KNOW.
IN A TRAGIC DEVELOPMENT,
THE SPACE PLANE IS PLUNGING STRAIGHT TOWARD THE CONTROL TOWER.
WAIT A MINUTE...
I'M IN THE CONTROL TOWER. YAAA!
IF THIS WERE THE RANGER PLANE,
I'D PULL BACK ON THE STICK.
LET'S HIT THE BRAKES!
WE AREN'T STOPPING!
WE'RE GONNA HIT THE ROCKS!
YAAAA!
WHAT HAPPENED?
WE MUST HAVE LANDED THE SPACE PLANE.
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER DOING IT.
TRAINING... IT MAKES THE JOB SEEM EASY.
YEAH. EASY.
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HAVE TURNED OUT TO WELCOME
OUR FIRST SPACE PLANE ASTRONAUTS.
AND HERE THEY COME NOW.
COMMANDER ROGER HOUSTON,
PILOT BUZZ AIRFIELDS,
AND SCIENTIST JOY RIDER.
THEIR HEROIC LANDING OF THE DAMAGED SPACE PLANE
MAY HAVE SEEMED LIKE A SMALL STEP FOR A MAN...
BUT A GIANT LEAP FOR A CHIPMUNK.