♪♪
♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪♪
FAT CAT'S PULLING AWAY.
NOT FOR LONG, PALLY.
GIVE IT UP, YOU RESCUE RODENTS.
THE MALTESE MOUSE IS MINE.
HA HA HA!
NO WAY, FAT CAT.
IT'S GOING BACK TO THE MUSEUM WHERE IT BELONGS.
MONTY, STOP US!
I'D LOVE TO, GADGET,
BUT ME BRAKES ARE OUT!
WONDERFUL. WE'LL LOSE THEM IN THE TRAFFIC.
B-B-B-BUT, BOSS...
GET GOING!
HANG ON, MATES.
STEADY. STEADY.
MY MOUSE!
B-B-B-BOSS...
YAAAAA!
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA ♪
STAY CLOSE, KIDS, AND KEEP OUT OF TROUBLE.
AAAAAH!
WE DID IT!
WE SAVED THE MALTESE MOUSE.
PUT ME DOWN! MAMA, HELP!
MY BABIES!
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE PROMPT.
I DIDN'T WANT TO KEEP THE LITTLE ONES HANGING.
QUITE A DILEMMA, ISN'T IT?
MY RIDICULOUS RANGERS...
SAVE THE KIDDIES
OR KEEP THE STATUE.
OOPS!
MAMA!
GO AHEAD. GIVE IT TO HIM.
HAND IT OVER, RAGBAG.
NOW LET 'EM GO, FAT CAT.
AH, YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
AAAAAH!
YOU'RE SAFE NOW, PRINCESS.
OL' MONTEREY JACK HAS YOU.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
UH HUH.
YOU SAVED ME.
YOU'RE MY HERO.
FAT CAT'S GONE.
AND HE TOOK THE MALTESE MOUSE WITH HIM.
YOU SAVED MY GIRLS.
HOW CAN I EVER... THANK... YOU?
WHEEE! WHOOPEE!
THIS PLACE IS A MESS.
REALLY? LOOKS BETTER THAN DALE'S ROOM.
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
I HAVE GUESTS COMING TONIGHT.
BINKY!
GOLLY, GUYS, THIS MESS IS OUR FAULT.
MAYBE WE COULD OFFER TO BABYSIT.
WHAT A MARVELOUS IDEA.
YOU CAN KEEP THEM THE NIGHT.
THAT WAY I COULD CLEAN AND ENTERTAIN MY GUESTS.
IT'LL BE FUN.
A REAL ADVENTURE.
MOTHER, I'M TOO OLD TO BE BABYSAT.
BUT I'LL GO ALONG TO HELP CHIPPER WITH THE BABY.
AND OVER HERE, WE MONITOR ALL SORTS OF NEWS REPORTS.
I BET YOU INVENTED ALL THIS.
DIDN'T YOU, CHIPPER?
ACTUALLY, IT WAS GADGET.
SHE'S A REAL GENIUS.
NO FURTHER INFORMATION ON THE MYSTERIOUS MUSEUM THIEF
OF THE MALTESE MOUSE.
THE ARTIFACT IS VALUED AT... [ CLICK ]
IT'S ALL SO EXCITING, CHIPPER.
I WANT TO SEE EVERYTHING.
SURE, BUT COULD YOU NOT CALL ME CHIPPER?
ARE YOU GUYS COMING?
BE THERE IN HALF A BLINK, CHIP.
OH, I COULD COOK THE MOST WONDERFUL MEALS
IN A KITCHEN LIKE THIS.
I'LL LEARN ALL YOUR FAVORITE RECIPES.
MONTY.
LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE MISSY COULD USE A SNACK.
OK, GADGET AND I WILL SHOW TAMMY THE WORKSHOP.
OH, GADGET DOESN'T HAVE TO COME, CHIPPER.
IT'S HER WORKSHOP.
AND DON'T CALL ME CHIPPER.
I LEARNED TO SLICE AN APPLE THIS WAY
FROM A FOOD-CRAZED NINJA GERBIL.
YEEE-YAAA!
ISN'T GADGET THE GREATEST?
WHAT A GIRL!
SHE'S OK IF YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF PERSON.
CHIPPER, I'M SURE THERE'S MUCH MORE EXCITING STUFF
TO SHOW ME THAN GADGET'S SMELLY OLD WORKSHOP.
HEY! WAIT FOR ME!
OH, SHOOT!
I AIN'T SEEN AN APPETITE LIKE THAT
SINCE I FELL INTO A RIVER OF AMAZON PIRANHAS.
WOW!
WHAT? YOU LOST BINK?
NO PROBLEM, CHIPPER. THERE SHE IS.
SHE'S SUCH A CHILD.
I'M A PILOT.
HOLD ON, BINK.
WE'LL SAVE YOU.
LOOK OUT!
I'VE GOT YOU!
AAAAH!
THIS BABYSITTING BUSINESS
MAY END UP KILLING US.
GREAT SHOT, GADGET.
YOUR HARPOON SAVED THE DAY.
GOLLY, THANKS, CHIP.
BUT, CHIPPER, YOU WERE THE BRAVE ONE.
SO HEROIC.
OH, YEAH. CHIPPER. SO HEROIC.
ISN'T CHIPPER WONDERFUL?
BUT, CHIPPER, WE HAVE RESCUE RANGER STUFF TO DO.
YOU ARE NOT A RESCUE RANGER.
YOU ARE JUST A KID.
BUT, CHIPPER...
AND DON'T CALL ME CHIPPER.
I AM NOT A KID.
I'LL DO SOMETHING TO PROVE TO CHIP
THAT I CAN BE EVERY BIT AS GOOD AS GADGET.
THOSE KIDS ARE A PAIN.
I'LL SURE BE GLAD WHEN THEY'RE GONE.
I'M SURPRISED AT YOU, CHIP.
YOU HURT TAMMY'S FEELINGS.
HOW COULD YOU BE SO HARD ON HER?
SHE LIKES YOU, YOU BIG DUMMY.
NO. I WAS JUST... I MEAN, I...
OOOH.
I'M SORRY I WAS MEAN, TAMMY.
I LIKE YOU. REALLY.
IT'S JUST THAT... WHAT?!
SHE'S TAKEN BINK. THEY'VE GONE TO FAT CAT'S
TO GET THE MALTESE MOUSE.
SEE, PALLIES. I TOLD YOU THOSE CATS WOULD BE NO PROBLEM.
THIS IS STILL A STUPID PLAN.
NO. IT'S PERFECT.
THEY THINK WE'RE THE NIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
AND WHO COULD TURN AWAY A COUPLE OF CUTIES LIKE YOU?
WE ARE DOOMED.
ALL RIGHT, MATES. DO YOUR STUFF.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.
JUST KEEP 'EM BUSY WHILE WE LOOK FOR THE KIDS.
COME ON, BABY.
IF YOU WANT THIS BACK,
YOU HAVE TO PUCKER UP FOR WADDY-POO.
THE CASINO IS REALLY JUMPING TONIGHT.
YEAH, FAT CAT OUGHT TO BE REAL PLEASED.
LET'S YOU AND ME GET A LITTLE COZY.
I THINK THIS ELEVATOR LEADS TO FAT CAT'S OFFICE.
GO DOWN AND...
NOW MY PRECIOUS MOUSEY,
I MUST FIND THE PROPER PLACE TO DISPLAY YOU.
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTS,
FOR A BIT OF TOE-TAPPING MERRIMENT,
BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR HOST,
THAT EXTRAORDINARY MASTER OF MISCHIEF,
BIG FAT DADDY CAT.
HMMM, I DIDN'T ORDER ANY ENTERTAINMENT.
SORRY, MATES, BUT GADGET NEEDS SOME COVER.
NO PROBLEM.
♪ HEY, ALL YOU CATS DON'T SIT AND STARE ♪
♪ SWING YOUR TAILS GET OUT OF THOSE CHAIRS ♪
♪ PUT DOWN YOUR MILK TURN UP THE JUICE ♪
♪ THE FUR'S GONNA FLY WHEN WE ALL CUT LOOSE ♪
♪ SO, BABY, STOP CHOMPING ♪
♪ LET'S START STOMPING ♪
♪ WITH BIG FAT DADDY'S SCENE ♪
THAT'S ME.
♪ IT'S AS HOT AS JALAPENO ♪
♪ AT FAT CAT'S CASINO ♪
♪ THAT'S THE PLACE TO BE ♪
♪ DO THE FAT CAT STOMP ♪
♪ WITH BIG FAT DADDY'S SCENE ♪♪
HOW VERY INTERESTING.
OH, GADGET, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
I THOUGHT IT WAS FAT CAT.
DON'T WORRY, TAMMY. WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
BUT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME.
I'M WORKING UNDERCOVER.
MAYBE I CAN HELP.
NO. I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP.
I'M GONNA SHOW CHIP THAT I'M JUST AS SPECIAL AS YOU.
GOLLY, TAMMY. I'M NOT TRYING TO PROVE ANYTHING TO CHIP
OR ANYONE ELSE.
YOU DON'T GET SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU
BY ACTING LIKE SOMEONE YOU AREN'T.
AND YOU ARE TAMMY.
THAT'S SPECIAL ENOUGH.
REALLY?
DARN RIGHT. LET'S FIND BINKY AND GO HOME.
TIME TO BE SHOVING OFF, PALLIES.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND BINK YET.
UH HO. I'M AFRAID I JUST DID.
HERE GOES!
♪ HERE'S ONE CAT I'D LIKE TO SEE ♪
♪ CHEEK TO CHEEK DANCING WITH ME ♪
♪ COME ON FAT CAT IT'S YOUR TURN ♪
♪ THE DANCE FLOOR'S HOT ♪
♪ AND I'VE GOT NINE LIVES TO BURN ♪
♪ SO, BABY, STOP CHOMPING ♪
♪ LET'S START STOMPING ♪
♪ WITH BIG FAT DADDY'S SCENE ♪
♪ IT'S AS HOT AS JALAPENO ♪
♪ AT FAT CAT'S CASINO ♪
♪ THAT'S THE PLACE TO BE ♪
♪ DO THE FAT CAT STOMP ♪
♪ WITH BIG FAT DADDY'S SCENE ♪
♪ SO, BABY, STOP CHOMPING ♪
♪ LET'S START STOMPING ♪
♪ WITH BIG FAT DADDY'S SCENE ♪
♪ IT'S AS HOT AS JALAPENO ♪
♪ AT FAT CAT'S CASINO ♪
♪ THAT'S THE PLACE TO BE ♪
♪ DO THE FAT CAT STOMP ♪
♪ WITH BIG FAT DADDY'S SCENE ♪
♪ DO THE FAT CAT STOMP ♪
♪ WITH BIG FAT DADDY'S SCENE ♪
♪ DO THE FAT CAT STOMP ♪
♪ WITH BIG FAT DADDY'S SCENE ♪♪
UH OH.
LEAVING? WE'D HOPED WE'D GET ANOTHER SONG.
BUT YOUR PIANO SEEMS A BIT OUT OF TUNE.
RIGHT ABOUT...
HERE.
THERE'S THE PROBLEM.
YOU HAD SQUIRREL MINUS IN YOUR C MAJOR.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.
♪ IT'S AS HOT AS JALAPENO ♪
♪ AT FAT CAT'S CASINO ♪
♪ THAT'S THE PLACE TO BE ♪
♪ DO THE FAT CAT STOMP ♪
♪ WITH BIG FAT DADDY'S SCENE ♪
♪ DO-WAAA ♪♪
OH, THANK YOU. YOU'RE TOO KIND.
NOTHING LIKE A NIGHT OF DANCING
TO BUILD UP AN APPETITE.
LIVING OVER A CAT FOOD FACTORY DOES HAVE ITS ADVANTAGES.
BUT SOMETIMES I TIRE OF THEIR INGREDIENTS.
THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA LET THIS MACHINE
PUT YOU LOVELY RESCUE RANGERS
INTO AN ITTY-BITTY CAN,
JUST LIKE THIS.
WELL, AT LEAST WE'LL BE TOGETHER.
YEAH. REAL TOGETHER.
YOU WON'T WIN IN THE LONG RUN, FAT CAT.
YOU MIGHT STOP US,
BUT THERE'LL BE OTHERS TO TAKE OUR PLACE.
YOU MEAN THE JUNIOR LEAGUE HERE?
HA-HA. CONSIDER THEM DESSERT.
CHOMP HIM, BINK!
THEY'RE SAVED.
WHEEE! WOOO!
THAT WILL BE QUITE ENOUGH.
YAAAAA!
OH, BOTHER. YOU MADE ME MISS THE BEST PART.
UUH. OOH.
DEAR.
TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT, EH, PALLY?
AH, IT DIDN'T EVEN COME CLOSE.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE.
YAAAAA!
YOU KNOW, I COULD CORRUPT THESE CHILDREN.
OVER THE YEARS I COULD GUIDE THEIR INNOCENT MINDS
TO A LIFE OF WRONGDOING.
YES. I COULD MOLD THEM IN MY IMAGE.
HONE THEM INTO CRIMINAL GENIUSES.
THE ONLY ONES CAPABLE OF CARRYING ON MY EMPIRE.
AH, BUT WHO'S GOT THE TIME?
TOSS 'EM IN.
AAAAAH!
YAAAA!
LOOK ALIVE, MATES!
TIME TO DO A BIT OF JOGGING.
WE CAN'T KEEP THIS UP FOREVER.
SORRY, I'M OUT OF IDEAS.
MAYBE I HAVE ONE.
TAMMY!
WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?
I WANT MY RANGER PATE.
IT'S THE BEST WE CAN DO, CHIPPER...
I MEAN, CHIP.
IT'S GREAT, TAMMY.
YOU CAN DO IT, MONTY.
THANKS FOR CHEERLEADING, BINK.
NOW IT'S UP TO YOU, ZIPPER.
IT'S THAT DISGUSTING LITTLE FLY.
GET HIM!
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?
AS ALWAYS, WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT,
DO IT YOURSELF.
OOOOH! YOU LITTLE BEAST!
MY MOUSE!
STOP THE MACHINE! STOP THE MACHINE!
WHEEEW!
NEARLY HAD A MONTEREY FLAPJACK.
GET DOWN THERE AND GET MY STATUE!
GOSH, IT SURE IS DARK.
GET DOWN THERE!
LOSE SOMETHING, FAT CAT?
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT.
GIVE IT TO ME.
HERE YOU GO. OOPS.
AAAAH!
MY MOUSE!
LOOKING FOR THIS?
YOU NUMSKULLS!
GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!
I HOPE THEY WEREN'T TOO MUCH TROUBLE.
NAA. A COUPLE OF PRINCESSES THEY WAS.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.
WELL, I GUESS YOU ARE READY TO BE A RESCUE RANGER.
WELL, MAYBE.
OR MAYBE NOT.
BUT I STILL THINK YOU'RE CUTE.
TAMMY.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.