♪♪
♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪♪
"THE BEAST BARED ITS FANGS
"AND STOOD TALL.
"BUT SURE-LUCK JONES WAS NOT AFRAID.
"THE WILY DETECTIVE STOOD FIRM,
DARING THE DEVIL DOG."
OHH!
WOW!
CHIP. CHIPPER.
NOT NOW. THIS IS GETTING GOOD.
THERE'S A STORM!
WHAT STORM?
AAH! AAH!
WHOA! AAH!
NICE BIT OF FLYIN', LUV,
BUT YOUR LANDIN' COULD USE IMPROVEMENT.
WHERE TO NOW?
EJECT.
THIS HOUSE IS GREAT,
LIKE SURE-LUCK JONES'
ADVENTURE OF THE SWELLING DWELLING.
[HOWLING]
IT'S THE HOWL OF THAT DEVIL DOG!
DON'T BE SILLY.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
[HOWLING]
I DON'T THINK SO.
[BANGING ON DOOR]
HERE IT COMES!
ARR! ARR! ARR!
[BANGING ON DOOR]
[BRITISH ACCENT] FILTHY, FLEA-RIDDEN CREATURE!
STAY OUT!
I'LL GET, I'LL GET... AH-CHOO!
[GUNSHOT]
MY STATUE! WHERE'S THAT MUTT?
HE'LL PAY FOR THIS.
THIS IS NOT THE FRIENDLIEST HOUSE I'VE BEEN IN.
HA HA HA! YOU'RE ALL WET.
[BRITISH ACCENT] PSST. OVER 'ERE.
WE GOT TO GET OUT.
LORD HOWIE HATES ANIMALS.
THEN WHY STAY?
LOOKING FOR THE WILL. I...
AH-CHOO!
IT'S LORD HOWIE. HOP ON!
AH-CHOO!
AAH!
R-RUFF! RUFF!
[BRITISH ACCENT] McDUFF, OLD BOY!
DID YOU FIND MY FATHER'S WILL?
[WHINES]
DON'T WORRY. WHEN THE WILL APPEARS,
THE HOUSE IS OURS,
AND MY BROTHER...
[BANGING ON DOOR]
WHO COULD THAT BE?
I WARNED YOU TO KEEP THAT DOG AWAY.
NOW I HAVE... AH, AH-CHOO!
THE LAW WITH ME.
McDUFF HAS NOWHERE TO GO.
YOU CAN'T THROW HIM OUT.
GRRR.
HE BIT ME!
WELL, SHERIFF?
SORRY, ROGER, BUT IT'S HIS HOUSE.
I'LL RETURN TOMORROW TO TAKE McDUFF AWAY.
IT WON'T BE SOON ENOUGH.
AH-CHOO!
WHAT THE DEVIL?
IF I COULD FIND THAT WILL...
BUT LORD HOWIE'S ALWAYS THERE.
WE HAVE TO GET THE PLANE OUT.
McDUFF, GETTING RID OF HOWIE.
MIGHT BE EASIER THAN FINDING THAT WILL.
IF WE GET HIM OUTSIDE,
I COULD FIND THE WILL.
WE'LL SCARE HIM AWAY,
JUST LIKE THE ADVENTURE OF THE GHOUL NEXT DOOR.
[SNORING]
[RATTLING]
WHAT WAS THAT?
OH, MUST BE MY IMAGINATION.
[RATTLING]
WHO'S THERE?
IF IT'S THAT DOG, I'LL...
[HOWLING]
IT'S ONLY THE WIND. THAT'S IT... WIND.
PLAN TWO, GADGET.
OHH!
[CHAINS RATTLING]
AAH!
WHERE ARE YOU?
SHOW YOURSELF!
I'LL TEACH YOU TO HAUNT ME!
[MUTTERING]
COME ON. HE'LL SEE US.
HA! I GUESS THAT'S THAT.
HURRY UP, LADS!
O.K. WE'RE READY FOR THE BIG SCARE.
McDUFF?
[GULP]
I GUESS SO.
GOT THAT BAG OF FLOUR OPEN, ZIP?
[COUGH COUGH]
[GROWLING]
I SAID I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!
I SAID... HUH?
AWOOO!
G-G-G-GHOST!
AWOOO!
AAH!
GRRR.
AAH!
LET'S GO!
STOP! I'LL BE GOOD!
GRRR.
OH!
GRRR.
AWOOO!
I WON'T SEND THE DOG AWAY.
HE CAN LIVE HERE WITH ROGER
LIKE THE WILL SAYS.
I... I... AH-CHOO!
GRRR.
I PROMISE...
WAIT.
HOW CAN A GHOST MAKE ME SNEEZE?
GRRR... RUFF!
WELL, WELL, WELL.
SO IT'S FUN AND GAMES, IS IT?
GRRR.
AWOOO!
OOH.
OH, DEAR.
LET'S SEE WHAT GHOSTS ARE MADE OF.
UH!
[TOOTING CHARGE]
YOU'VE BOTHERED ME FOR THE LAST TIME.
COME ON, McDUFF! LET'S GO!
THAT MONGREL WON'T GET FAR.
WHOA! OHH!
YEOW!
A DEAD END!
IN THE DOCTORED WATSON ADVENTURE,
SURE-LUCK FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY
BY MOVING THE MIRROR FRAME.
UH!
IT MOVED!
HURRY!
THEY VANISHED... LIKE GHOSTS.
A SECRET PASSAGEWAY,
LIKE THE ADVENTURES OF CONAN DOILY.
QUIT THE MYSTERY STORIES!
HE'S GOT US THIS FAR, MATE.
LOOK. YOU CAN SEE OUT.
LORD HOWIE'S STILL LOOKING FOR US.
NYAH, NYAH, NYAH!
WHILE HE'S THERE, WE'RE TRAPPED.
WE CAN'T FIND THE WILL.
DON'T WORRY.
I'M SURE-LUCK CHIP.
NOT AGAIN. OH!
THE FIRST THING SURE-LUCK JONES ALWAYS DID
WAS FIND SOME CLUES.
FOLLOW ME.
THE GAME'S AFOOT.
WE CAN'T FIND THE WILL
PLAYING FOOT GAMES.
I WONDER WHY WE'RE NOT FINDING CLUES.
SECRET PASSAGES ALWAYS HAVE CLUES.
CHIP, I MEAN, SURE-LUCK,
HERE'S A CLUE.
THAT'S A NAIL.
UH!
IS THIS A CLUE?
NO, IT'S A CHAIN.
HEY, IS THIS A CLUE?
NO, IT'S...
A SPIDER!
[CHATTERING]
GOOD WORK. WHAT DOES IT SAY?
"BRING LIGHT TO THE DARKNESS."
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
THERE!
WHERE?
THE CANDLE HOLDER.
IN THE WAX ADVENTURE,
JONES OPENED HIDDEN DOORS WITH ONE.
SURE-LUCK GOT US THIS FAR.
LET'S TRY IT.
COME ON!
"SURE-LUCK SLOWLY PULLED THE CANDLE HOLDER..."
GOT IT!
"OPENING THE SECRET DOOR."
IT WORKED!
"BEING CAREFUL TO STAND ASIDE
TO AVOID THE TRAP DOOR."
HEY, ARE YOU O.K.?
WE'RE FINE, CHIPPER.
BUT YOU SHOULD LEARN SPEED READING.
A SECRET DOOR!
JUST LIKE THE BOOK.
ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR DUMMY.
COME ON.
IT LOOKS LIKE AN OFFICE.
A BENT POKER,
FROM THE HARDHEADED HOTTENTOT ADVENTURE.
AND HERE'S A DOCTOR'S BAG
FROM THE SODA POP SURGEON ADVENTURE.
AND HERE'S A BLOODSTAINED MANUSCRIPT,
JUST LIKE... WAIT A MINUTE!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
"SURE-LUCK JONES AND THE MYSTERIOUS MYSTERY WRITER ADVENTURE."
THIS IS HOWARD BASS' WORKROOM.
HE CREATED SURE-LUCK JONES.
LORD BASKERVILLE WROTE BOOKS.
DIDN'T USE HIS REAL NAME.
MY FAVORITE STORIES WERE WRITTEN HERE.
SO? WE'VE GOT TO FIND THAT WILL.
WAIT! IF THIS IS WHERE JONES' CREATOR LIVED,
I KNOW WHERE IT IS!
WHERE? WHAT?
THERE, BEHIND THE PORTRAIT.
LIKE IN THE WILL THAT WOULDN'T.
SORRY, MATE. NOTHIN' HERE.
WHAT? IT WORKED IN THE STORY.
WHAT'S THIS?
WHOA!
"I, HOWARD BASKERVILLE,
"HEREBY BEQUEATH THE MANOR 'OUSE
TO ME SON ROGER BAS..."
THAT'S IT, DALE!
LET'S SHOW ROGER.
LET'S GO.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE.
YOU ALWAYS WORRY TOO MUCH.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR FINDING THE WILL FOR ME.
AAH! AAH!
NOW ROGER WILL NEVER KNOW.
BASKERVILLE HALL WILL BE MINE FOREVER!
ROGER'S DREAMS OF OWNING THIS HOUSE
ARE UP IN SMOKE!
WHAT?
OH, DEAR.
I CAN DESTROY THIS WILL ANYTIME I LIKE.
YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
OH, YES, I CAN.
AWOOO!
GET AWAY, NASTY THING!
OH, NO. MY ALLERGY!
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
AH-CHOO!
THE WILL!
OUCH! OH!
NOT SO FAST, YOU LOATHSOME RODENTS.
WHAT NOW, SURE-LUCK?
GIVE IT TO ME.
YEOW!
THANKS. NOW GO GET ROGER.
RUFF! RUFF! RUFF!
GRRR.
YOUR FILTHY FRIEND HAS DESERTED YOU.
YOU'RE TRAPPED!
UH-UH!
LET GO, YOU PESKY INSECT!
UNH!
NOW WHAT, SURE-LUCK?
ANY CLUES?
WHAT WOULD SURE-LUCK DO?
CAN'T YOU GUESS?
HIDE!
[BANGING ON DOOR]
LET ME IN!
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
NOW, WHEN I FIND YOU,
I'LL HAVE YOUR HEADS!
I'LL FIND YOU EVENTUALLY.
[CLICK]
AH, AH, AH...
AH-CHOO!
AHA!
I'LL GET YOU!
WHOA!
UH!
GOTCHA!
AAH! OOH, OOH!
THAT DOES IT!
OW!
NO MORE FUN AND GAMES.
I WON'T LET THEM TAKE McDUFF.
ARF! ARF!
McDUFF!
WHAT'S WRONG, BOY?
[WHINES]
SOMETHING AT THE HOUSE?
[GUNSHOT]
LET'S GO!
[GUNSHOT]
I'LL GET YOU IF I HAVE TO DESTROY
EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM!
OHH!
[GUNSHOT]
AAH!
UH-OH!
[GUNSHOT]
THE WILL!
WHOA!
WHAT'S GOING ON, HOWIE?
I KNEW FATHER PREFERRED YOU.
YOU WERE HIS FAVORITE.
NOW THE WILL WILL BE DESTROYED FOREVER,
AND YOU'LL BE MY SERVANT
OR LIVE ELSEWHERE WITH YOUR WORTHLESS DOG.
THE SHERIFF'S COMING
FOR THAT MUTT.
GRRR.
THE WILL!
AH.
DON'T WORRY, BOY.
WE'RE TAKING A NICE RIDE.
AH! SHERIFF, WAIT!
NO!
GIVE IT HERE!
I CAN'T.
WE HAVE TO SAVE McDUFF.
WHAT WOULD SURE-LUCK JONES DO?
I DON'T KNOW.
I KNOW WHAT THE RESCUE RANGERS WOULD DO.
HEY.
OH, NO! DON'T READ THAT!
STOP! STOP! STOP!
SHERIFF! DON'T TAKE McDUFF!
I DON'T PLAN TO.
THE DOG IS NOW YOUR RESPONSIBILITY
AS THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF BASKERVILLE HALL.
OH, NO!
WE SOLVED A REAL-LIFE SURE-LUCK JONES MYSTERY
JUST LIKE OLD HOWARD BASKERVILLE WOULD HAVE WANTED.
WITH THE HELP OF QUICK RESCUE RANGER THINKING.
WHERE'S McDUFF? I WANT TO GO.
I HAVEN'T HAD CHEESE IN TWO DAYS.
THERE.
HE'S GOT SOMETHING FOR CHIP.
FOR ME?
IT'S THE LAST UNPUBLISHED SURE-LUCK JONES STORY.
THE OLD MASTER WOULD'VE WANTED YOU TO HAVE IT.
LOOKS LIKE OLD SURE-LUCK COME OUT ON TOP AGAIN.