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♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO. IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪♪
♪ BUZZ-BUZZ-BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ ♪
♪ BUZZ-BUZZ-BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ ♪♪
OH, GOODNESS.
I THINK MY ARM WILL FALL OFF
IF I WAVE THAT BATON ONE MORE TIME.
FOR THE QUEENIE.
MANAGING THIS SWARM IS SUCH A BURDEN.
LET US MAKE YOU MORE COMFORTABLE.
OH, THANK YOU.
ROSEBUD NECTAR, YOUR MAJESTY.
OH, THAT SOUNDS HEAVENLY.
OH, MY CAPE. IT'S RUINED.
AND WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS SOUND?
I CAN BARELY THINK.
ALOYSIUS, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH... AAAH!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH EVERYONE?
GO BACK TO WORK!
STOP THIS NOW. STOP. STOP, I SAY.
HELP!
I'M THE QUEEN AND I COMMAND YOU ALL
TO COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT.
THEY'RE ALL GONE.
SOMEONE'S STOLEN MY SWARM.
IT ISN'T FAIR AFTER THE WAY I SLAVED
FOR THAT SWARM.
OH. I FEEL ALL WOOZY.
WH-WH-WHAT HAPPENED?
OH, THANK YOU.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME UP.
DID YOU SEE A SWARM OF BEES AROUND HERE?
SOMEONE STOLE THEM AND I NEED HELP.
YOU?
THAT'S VERY SWEET,
BUT I WAS THINKING OF SOMEONE A BIT BIGGER.
WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
THAT'S MY FAVORITE BAND.
IT WAS TOO LOUD TO THINK.
IT'S HEAVY METAL MUSIC. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK.
IT'S STUPID.
IT IS NOT. IT IS TOO.
LOOKS LIKE THE BOYS ARE HAVING A LITTLE DISCUSSION.
LET ME GO. I HAVE TO FIND MY SWARM.
ZIPPER, WHO IS THIS?
WILL YOU STOP YANKING ME AROUND?
OH. FURRY CREATURES. HOW NICE.
WE'RE THE RESCUE RANGERS.
CAN WE HELP YOU?
WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE NOTICED.
I KNOW THEY WOULD NEVER LEAVE ON THEIR OWN
BECAUSE THEY IDOLIZE ME SO.
ANYWAY, I THINK SOMEONE BEENAPPED MY SWARM.
JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES ME FEEL FAINT.
OOOOH.
BEENAPPERS? HOW'D DO A THING LIKE THAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
DO I LOOK LIKE A PERSON WITH ENEMIES?
OF COURSE, WHEN YOU'RE AS BEAUTIFUL AS I AM,
JEALOUSY IS ALWAYS A FACTOR.
I'M SO PARCHED. COULD YOU GET ME SOMETHING TO DRINK?
OOH, YUK.
WATER.
WATER? HOW COMMON.
WE NEED A WAY TO TRAIL THESE STOLEN BEES.
THE RANGER'S PLANE'LL GIVE US A BEE'S EYE VIEW OF THE CITY.
STUNG BY THE LOVE BUG, EH, ZIPPER?
WELL, OL' MONTEREY JACK'S HAD HIS SHARE
OF ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENTS.
MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU OUT.
HOW ABOUT GIVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT?
YA DON'T NEED MONEY, MATE.
ALL WOMEN LOVE FLOWERS.
AND FLOWERS ARE FREE.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
GIVE US AN INCH HERE, QUEENIE.
OH, YOUR SEATING ARRANGEMENTS LEAVE MUCH TO BE DESIRED.
HEY, MONTY, WHERE'S ZIPPER?
HAD A BIT OF URGENT BUSINESS.
HE'LL BE BACK IN HALF A BLINK.
OH, MUST WE REALLY WAIT FOR HIM?
MY SWARM MUST BE ALL OVER THE CITY BY NOW.
WELL, I GUESS HE CAN CATCH UP.
SIT BACK, QUEENIE, AND GRAB A WHIFF OF THAT FRESH COUNTRY AIR.
AACHOO!
WHAT IS THIS, RAG WEED?
I'M ALLERGIC TO COMMON WILD FLOWERS.
SORRY ABOUT THE FREE FLOWER IDEA.
I GUESS YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR.
HEY, LOOK THERE.
IT'S MY SWARM!
HANG ON TO YOUR GOGGLES!
OH, MY DARLING SWARM!
YOUR PRECIOUS QUEENIE IS HERE.
OH, I MISSED YOU SO.
IF YOU TURN AROUND
AND GO HOME NOW,
I'LL FORGET THIS WHOLE THING EVER HAPPENED.
AAAAAH!
HEY, LOOK AT!
MY SWARM!
HEY! OH!
OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE!
MY ONCE LOYAL SWARM IS TURNING TO A LIFE OF CRIME.
BUT, WHY ARE THEY STEALING MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
HEY, WHAT GIVES?
EEEYAOOO!
WE'VE GOTTA FOLLOW THEM.
COME ON, QUEENIE.
YOU CAN DO IT.
YOU KNOW, YOU WERE AWFULLY ROUGH WITH THE ROYAL PERSON.
YOU COULD HAVE BRUISED ME!
WHAT IS THAT EAR TWEAKIN' NOISE?
THAT'S THE SAME NASTY MUSIC I HEARD
WHEN MY HIVE WAS STOLEN.
ELECTRIC GUITAR, CHECK.
SAXOPHONE, CHECK.
DRUM SET, CHECK.
SYNTHESIZER GUITAR, CHECK.
WHAT IS THAT AWFUL RACKET?
GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. SNEED.
WHAT ARE THOSE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DOING IN THE LAB?
THERE FOR MY RESEARCH
ON SONIC-WAVE BUG REPELLENT, MR. SNEED.
YOU DON'T FOOL ME, ERWEENA.
YOU'VE BEEN FIDDLING ABOUT WITH YOUR MUSICAL HOBBY
ON COMPANY TIME!
BUG OUT EXTERMINATORS IS NOT PAYING FOR YOUR DAY DREAMING!
WE EXPECT TO SEE RESULTS!
WE EXPECT TO SEE RESULTS.
HA! ALL MY LIFE PEOPLE WANTED MY BRAIN,
BUT MY HEART WAS IN ROCK AND ROLL.
WELL, NOW I HAVE THE UNIQUE SOUND
THAT'S GONNA MAKE ME A STAR.
TONIGHT I'LL SHOW EVERYONE.
RIGHT AFTER WE COOK A LITTLE GOOSE.
HA-HA-HA-HAAA.
IT'S THE MUSIC.
THAT'S WHAT'S CONTROLLING THE BEES.
THEN STOP IT. I WANT MY SWARM BACK.
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS NOW.
MAYBE WE CAN BREAK THAT MUSIC THING AFTER THE BEES LEAVE.
I'M THE QUEEN HERE.
I COMMAND YOU TO STOP THAT MUSIC NOW.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH STING POWER THAT SWARM IS PACKING?
A FELLOW WOULD HAVE TO BE LOCO
TO STICK HIS HEAD OUT THERE NOW.
WHAT?!
A COMMON HOUSE FLY?
YOU'D THINK AN EXTERMINATING COMPANY COULD KEEP ITS HALLS FREE
OF LOWER LIFE FORMS.
WHAT? YOU AGAIN?
A PROFESSIONAL EXTERMINATOR MUST NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF THE BASICS.
WHOA!
RODENTS?! ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE. GET 'EM!
SCATTER!
NAH-NA-NA-NA-NAA!
YOU CAN'T GET ME.
INSTANT BOTTLED BEES.
JUST HOW LONG DO YOU EXPECT ME TO STAY IN HERE?
INTO THE DRAIN!
HURRY!
THE LITTLE BUZZERS ARE RIGHT BEHIND US.
I'M NOT JUMPING DOWN SOME FILTHY DRA-I-N-N-N.
HOLD IT. FORGET THE RODENTS.
WE HAVE TO REHEARSE FOR TONIGHT.
OH, I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS.
MY WINGS ARE LOSING THEIR SHIMMER.
YAAHOO! THAT WAS MORE FUN
THAN RIDING A KANGAROO BARE BACK.
I'M GLAD SOMEONE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME.
I'D LIKE TO GET MY BEES BACK AND GO HOME.
WHAT'S ERWEENA UP TO WITH THOSE BEES TONIGHT?
DID YOU SEE HER ELECTRIC GUITAR?
IT'S JUST LIKE THE GUY'S IN IRON GOOSE.
THAT'S IT... IRON GOOSE!
SHE'S PLANNING SOMETHING FOR THE ROCK CONCERT TONIGHT.
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.
ANYONE FOR A SPOT OF TEA
BEFORE WE BEGIN THE EVENING'S ENTERTAINMENT?
NONE FOR ME.
I'M RATHER BORED WITH TEA.
THERE IS NEVER ANY LEMON?
[ Knocking ]
DELIVERY FOR IRON GOOSE.
HOW DELIGHTFULLY UNEXPECTED.
WHO COULD HAVE SENT THEM?
YOU DON'T SUPPOSE A FAN?
AAAAH!
NO!
OUCH! OOOH!
GOOD HEAVENS! WHAT IS HAPPENING OUT THERE?
BUZZ OFF, BOYS.
THIS IS MY NIGHT TO BECOME THE QUEEN BEE OF ROCK AND ROLL.
I'M GONNA GO PLATINUM OVERNIGHT.
IT'S SHOWTIME.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
IT'S THOSE RODENTS AGAIN.
AND THEY BROUGHT THEIR OWN QUEEN BEE.
WANT YOUR THRONE BACK, DO YOU?
SORRY, HONEY, THEY BELONG TO BE.
SHE'S CALLING BACK THE BEES.
WE'LL PUT A STOP TO THAT.
HAVE A BOOST, MATES.
HUH?
♪ HOO-HOO-HOO HO HO ♪
♪ HO HO HO HOO-HOO ♪
♪ HOO-HOO-HOO HO HO ♪
WAAA!
♪ HOO-HOO-HOO HO HO ♪
♪ HO HO HO HOO-HOO ♪
SO MUCH FOR THE COMPETITION.
SEAL 'EM IN!
GET US OUT OF HERE!
I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH
OF ALL THIS BUZZING AND BEESWAX.
GUYS, GALS, AND DUDES,
WELCOME. I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE... AAAAH!
Erweena: INTRODUCE ROCK 'N ROLL'S NEWEST SENSATION,
ERWEENA ALLEN AND THE STINGERS.
BOO! BOO! BOO!
1-2-3-4! ♪ BE MY HONEY, BE MY THRONE ♪
♪ MEET ME TONIGHT AT THE HONEYCOMB ♪
♪ WHEN YOU COME CALLIN' ♪
♪ BRING THE POLLEN ♪
♪ FOR WE'LL BE FALLIN' IN LOVE ♪
♪ GIVE ME A BUZZ AND I COME ALIVE ♪
♪ WHEN I SEE YOU ♪
♪ I GET HIVES ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BE HUMBLE ♪
♪ WHEN MY HEART TAKES A TUMBLE ♪
♪ SO DON'T YOU BUMBLE WITH ME ♪
♪ FLY, FLY, CAN'T YOU SEE ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE BEST BEE FOR ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU COME CALLIN' ♪
♪ BRING THE POLLEN ♪
♪ FOR WE'LL BE FALLIN' IN LOVE ♪
YOU KNOW, SHE HAS GOT A NICE BEAT FOR AN INSECT.
RATHER RUDE OF HER NOT TO LET US VIEW THE SHOW.
RATHER.
OH, THAT TERRIBLE WITCH HAS MY SWARM!
OH, DRAT. I THINK I BROKE A NAIL.
COME ON.
THAT WAS VERY CLEVER OF YOU.
OH, THIS IS JUST TOO EMBARRASSING.
♪ FLY, FLY, CAN'T YOU SEE ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE BEST BEE FOR ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU COME CALLIN' ♪
♪ BRING THE POLLEN ♪
♪ FOR WE'LL BE FALLIN' IN LOVE ♪
LOOK WHAT SHE'S DONE WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
I CAN'T CONTROL MY OWN BEES.
HE'S AWFULLY BRAVE FOR SUCH A LITTLE FELLOW.
GET OUT OF MY SPOTLIGHT!
SIC HIM, BOYS!
BE CAREFUL, ZIPPER.
[ Whistle ]
FLY, ZIPPER, FLY!
STOP THE MUSIC. ZIPPER'S IN TROUBLE.
LOOK OUT BELOW!
RESCUE RANGERS AWAY!
READY, MONTY.
GO TO IT, QUEENIE.
AAAHHH!
I COMMAND YOU TO HALT!
I AM YOUR TRUE QUEEN.
THERE'S THE IMPOSTER. ATTACK!
HEY!
NEXT TIME I'LL USE ANTS.
ZIPPER, I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU.
ME?
UH-HUH. I IGNORED YOU BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMMON
AND I AM ROYALTY.
BUT NOW I FEEL VERY LUCKY TO...
CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE US, YOUR MAJESTY?
IT WAS DREADFUL BEING UNDER THE SPELL
OF THAT SCREECHING WOMAN.
YOU'RE FORGIVEN.
I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO YOUR HAIR
CHEER UP, ZIPPER.
SHE WAS FROM A DIFFERENT WORLD, ZIP.
SOME THINGS JUST WEREN'T MEANT TO BE.
BESIDES, ROYALTY DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT REAL MEN.
[ Knock at door ]
I THINK IT'S A MESSAGE FOR YOU, ZIPPER.
GUESS I WAS WRONG ABOUT QUEENIE.
SHE DOES KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT REAL MEN AFTER ALL.