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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
NOW, LET ME SEE.
CELERY.
GOOSEBERRIES.
MONTEREY JACK, WHAT ELSE DID GADGET SAY?
A COUPLE OF PEANUTS, IF THEY'S RIPE.
CHIP SAID HE'D GET THEM.
HEY!
CAN WE HURRY THIS UP?
DID YOU GET THE PEANUTS YET?
[MAN] DARN THESE NUTS.
THEY NEVER STAY PUT.
[CRASH]
OH, DEAR. WHERE ARE YOU, BABY DOLL?
PLEASE, THIS IS NO TIME FOR HIDE AND SEEK.
IT'S YOUR MAMA. OH, PLEASE BE HERE.
WHAT'S THIS?
OH!
HAVE YOU SEEN MY BABY BOOBY EGG?
THESE ARE CHICKEN EGGS.
YOU KNOW. BUCK-BUCK-BUCAW.
HOW'D THAT BIRD GET IN?
GET AWAY FROM THOSE EGGS!
AAH!
WE GOT TO HELP HER.
MILK, YOGURT, MARGARINE.
NOW, WHERE DID THEY HIDE THE BLOOMING CHEESE?
AAH! AAH!
GET OUT OF MY STORE, BIRD!
AAH! AAH!
HMM.
[MAN] IT FELL INTO THE DAIRY AISLE!
CHASE IT DOWN TO ME!
AAH!
JOIN ME ON THE EXPRESS, MATES.
AAH!
YOU CAN'T WRECK MY STORE
AND THINK YOU'LL GET AWAY WITH IT.
OOF!
AAH... YEOW!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
[ALL] YEOW!
[MONTEREY] THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M FLYING IN THE ECONOMY SEATS!
RIGHT DOWN THERE, MRS. BOOBY.
[ALL SCREAM]
HI, GUYS.
BACK FROM SHOPPING SO SOON?
GOLLY. COMPANY.
OOH...
CAN WE HELP YOU?
WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH THOSE EGGS?
I WAS SEARCHING FOR MY BABY. HE WAS...
EGG-NAPPED.
♪ LA DA DA DA ♪
IAH.
AAH!
THEY HAD TAKEN MY PRECIOUS BABY!
I TRIED TO STOP THEM.
ALL I COULD DO
WAS HOLD ON AS LONG AS I COULD.
IT SEEMED LIKE FOREVER UNTIL...
AAH!
HOW TERRIBLE.
WELL, RANGERS, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
WE HAVE AN EGG TO RESCUE.
[TOOTS FANFARE]
RESCUE RANGERS AWAY!
YOU SURE THIS IS THE DIRECTION THEY WERE FLYING?
WELL, YES. I THINK SO.
HOLD ON, MATES.
CAST YOUR PEEPERS DOWN THERE.
THAT'S THE THING THAT STOLE MY EGG!
[CHATTERING]
WHAT IS IT, ZIPPER?
GOODNESS! THEY DON'T LOOK FRIENDLY AT ALL.
BETTER NOT TAKE ANY CHANCES.
HEY, CRUISER, MY BIRD,
WHAT SAY WE CUT THE RECON
AND CATCH SOME TUNES DOWNSIDE.
RIGHTEOUS IDEA, BRUISER.
LET'S JET.
ARE WE HOT OR WHAT?
AH, THEY'RE JUST A COUPLE OF COCKY SHOW-OFFS.
THEY WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE FOR US.
HEY, LOOKY THERE!
MUST BE THE EGG-GRABBER-NAPPER.
WE'VE GOTTA GET IN THERE,
BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET PAST THOSE HAWKS?
WELL, FIRST A LITTLE DISTRACTION.
FOLLOW ME, MRS. BOOBY.
FALSE ALARM.
HEY, THERE'S THE BOSS.
WELCOME HOME, MR. DUMPTY, SIR.
MY EGG!
HAVE THEY DELIVERED MY BOOBY EGG YET?
THE WAIT HAS BEEN SIMPLY EGG-SCRUCIATING.
INDEED. I BELIEVE THEY PLACED IT IN THE STUDY.
[GADGET] GEE, I GUESS HE'S SORT OF AN EGG COLLECTOR.
LOOK OVER THERE.
[BOOBY] THIS IS JUST TERRIBLE!
SO MANY BABIES TAKEN FROM THEIR MAMAS!
LOOK, THERE'S THE PLACE FOR YOUR EGG.
BUT WHERE IS IT?
[DUMPTY] IT'S EGG-SQUISITE, NOG.
AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL, NOG?
AND THEY'RE ALL MINE.
MINE!
[LAUGHS] MINE!
COME. WE MUST NOTIFY THE SOCIETY OF EGG HOLDERS.
LET'S GET THE EGG AND GET OUT OF HERE.
COME TO MAMA.
[ALARM RINGS]
THEY HAVE MY EGG!
STOP THEM!
TAKE MY BABY AND GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
SAVE MY BABY!
AAH!
YEOW!
AAH!
YAAH! OOH!
EGG-SCELLENT, NOG.
NOW PUT HER SOMEWHERE SAFE.
BUT, SIR, WHAT ABOUT THE STOLEN EGG?
WHO CARES?
WE HAVE A REAL LIVE CORAL-CRESTED BOOBY.
SHE'LL LAY ALL THE EGGS I WANT.
AS FOR THOSE RODENT EGG POACHERS,
THE BOYS WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM.
STOP!
THEY'RE COMING BACK.
BETTER GET A MOVE ON, GADGET.
I CAN'T.
WE'RE JUST NOT FAST ENOUGH.
A RIGHT BONZER MOVE, GADGET,
BUT YOU BETTER STEP ON IT
BEFORE THOSE OSTRICHES REMEMBER THAT THEY'RE HAWKS.
DON'T WORRY. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
NO WORRIES, MATES.
IT'S AS SAFE AS A JOEY IN A KANGAROO'S POUCH.
BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET PAST THOSE HAWKS AGAIN?
WELL, I SORT OF HAVE AN IDEA.
BUT, GADGET LUV, CAN YOU REALLY BUILD A GIZMO
THAT'S FASTER THAN THOSE HAWKS?
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE FASTER. JUST TRICKIER.
THE PROBLEM IS, I NEED TIME TO BUILD IT.
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
WHO'S GONNA LOOK AFTER THE EGG?
[ALL] NO PROBLEM. THEY WILL.
JUST RIGHT.
THE FIRST RULE ABOUT RAISING KIDS
IS KEEP THEM CLEAN.
YOWCH!
THAT JACK WAS A RIGHT SMART DODGER
AND SHINNED THAT BEANSTALK IN A BLINK.
HAND OVER THE LAD, BOYS.
I'M TAKING HIM FOR FRESH MORNING AIR.
IT'S FREEZING OUT THERE!
WE GOT TO KEEP HIM ROASTY-TOASTY.
LOOK, MATES, I'M THE ONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT BABIES.
I RAISED A PACK OF WILD DINGO PUPS
WHEN I WAS STRANDED IN THE OUTBACK.
WELL, GO BACK OUT TO THE OUTBACK.
AND LET THE BABY GET SOME REST.
[MONTEREY] AW, YOU'RE CODDLING THE LAD.
I'LL MAKE A REAL BIRD OF HIM.
YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT... EGG?
- IT'S GONE! - [CLAMORING]
- HERE? - THERE.
THERE IT IS!
AAH! AAH! UH-OH!
MAMA?
- AW! - AW!
OUCH!
WAAH!
YOU DUMMY! YOU SCARED HIM!
HE TRIED TO EAT ME!
I RECKON THE LITTLE TYKE'S HUNGRY.
DARNED IF I KNOW WHAT DO BOOBIES EAT, THOUGH.
UH-OH!
THAT'S IT! BIRDS EAT BUGS
OR NICE, FAT JUICY WORMS.
YIKE!
I GOT HIM!
COME AND GET IT.
OOPS.
SEEDS!
GOOD SHOW, MATE.
I GUESS NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF SELF-PRESERVATION.
SEE, MATES? ONCE YOU GET THE HANG OF THIS FATHERING STUFF,
RAISING A BOOBY'S NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
[DUMPTY] YOU CAN'T HOLD OUT FOREVER, YOU KNOW!
SOONER OR LATER,
YOU'LL HAVE TO LAY AN EGG.
THAT'S JUST HOW THINGS WORK.
- [CREAK] - WHAT IS THAT?
IT'S SOMEONE AFTER MY EGGS, ISN'T IT?
DON'T SCRAMBLE YOURSELF, SIR.
IT'S JUST THE FRONT GATE.
WELL, WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?
IT APPEARS TO BE AN EASTER BASKET, SIR.
HOW THOUGHTFUL!
IT MUST BE FROM AN OLD FRIEND.
BUT YOU HAVEN'T ANY FRIENDS, SIR.
OH, IT LOOKS DELICIOUS!
SIR, YOU'LL SPOIL YOUR DIN-DIN.
I DON'T CARE! WHAT AM I HAVING?
EGG OMELETS, EGG AMANDINE,
EGGS BENEDICT WITH A SIDE ORDER OF DEVILED EGGS.
MY FAVORITE! THIS WILL BE MY DESSERT.
LET'S GO.
THE COAST IS CLEAR.
WELL, POST ME TO PARLIAMENT. IT WORKED.
OF COURSE IT WORKED, YOU BIG GOOF.
THINK THE LITTLE GUY'S ALL RIGHT AT HEADQUARTERS?
SURE. THE LITTLE NIPPER CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF.
HOW DID HE GET HERE?
TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT.
BABY?
MAMA?
MAMA! MAMA!
OH, YOU PRECIOUS DARLING, YOU!
YOU WERE RIGHT, GADGET.
LET'S GO!
REMINDS ME OF WHEN I STORMED THE CHEESE BANKS OF MONTE CARLO
WITH AN ARMORED DIVISION OF SICILIAN HAMSTERS.
JUST LET ME AT THAT CAGE.
ARTILLERY!
THIS ONE'S FOR THE PARMESAN WE LEFT BEHIND!
OH, MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
IS THIS SAFE?
OH!
WHEW.
[DUMPTY] IT'S THOSE RODENTS!
THEY'RE STEALING MY BIRD!
STOP THEM! BLOCK THEM!
THEY HAVE MY BOOBY BIRD!
SCRAMBLE THEM, NOG!
WITH PLEASURE, SIR.
HERE'S THE FIRST ASSAULT.
JELLY BEANS READY!
FIRE!
THE RODENTS! NOG! HELP ME UP!
THEY THINK THEY'RE SO SMART.
I'LL LET THE BOYS HANDLE THEM.
[TWEETS]
ALL RIGHT! LET'S HIT IT!
THOSE FILTHY VERMIN HAVE STOLEN MY BOOBY BIRD!
SIC 'EM.
CRIKEY! GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER!
THERE'S NO WAY OUT!
THEN WE MAKE ONE.
RAMMING SPEED!
[DALE] BOY, THIS GUY SURE LIKES EGGS.
LOOKS LIKE A DEAD END, CHIPPER ME LAD.
WE'LL GO BACK THROUGH THE KITCHEN.
GET AWAY FROM THOSE EGGS!
COME ON, DALE!
UH-OH!
OH, THOSE BRUTES!
I'VE HAD IT! I SAY WE TAKE NO PRISONERS.
RIGHT ON, DUDE. WASTE 'EM.
HEY, TARGET COMING UP.
AAH!
JUMP!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT! WE DID IT!
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
I CAN GET ANOTHER BOOBY,
BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS HOUSE ALIVE!
NOT THIS TIME.
ZIPPER! UP THERE!
TURN UP THE HEAT.
WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE?
- I DON'T KNOW, SIR. - [CHIRPING]
OH, NO! MY EGGS!
NO! GET BACK!
GET BACK IN THERE!
NO, NO. GET... GO IN.
MY COLLECTION!
IT'S RUINED!
RUINED!
HEAD FOR THE AIRPORT, GADGET.
WE HAVE A COUPLE OF BOOBIES TO GET HOME.
OH, THANK YOU!
YOU'VE BEEN SO GOOD TO ME AND MY BABY!
[BABY TALK]
SAY, HOW DO YOU BOYS FEEL ABOUT BOOBY-SITTING?
GADGET LUV, I THINK YOU BETTER STEP ON IT.