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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
[WOOF WOOF]
ALMOST DONE, ELMER.
THERE YOU GO.
THAT RUG SCRAP WE FOUND
REALLY DRESSES UP THE PLACE, HUH?
[WOOF]
WELL, I'VE GOT HOMEWORK TO FINISH.
- NIGHT, ELMER. - [WOOF WOOF]
[SHUFFLING]
AROO!
THIS COFFEE'S NOT DOING A THING FOR ME.
WELL, THERE'S NOT MUCH TO KEEP AWAKE FOR.
GOLLY, CAR PATROL IS USUALLY EXCITING.
YOU'RE RIGHT THERE, GADGET.
SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME AND HAD OURSELVES A HOLIDAY.
THERE'S NO TELLING WHEN A CASE MIGHT POP UP, MONTEREY.
WE HAVE TO STAY ALERT!
- OUCH! - YOU COULD BE MISSING SOMETHING.
WELL, WE'RE ALMOST HOME.
WHAT AM I GOING TO MISS?
AROO!
IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
AT LEAST IT'S ACTION.
CALL IT IN.
MAN, THAT THING CAN TURN ON A DIME.
AAH!
OH, THE CAPTAIN IS GONNA LOVE US FOR THIS ONE.
OOWEE! STRIKE ME STARKERS!
THAT WAS A RIDE.
LOOK AT THAT! IT'S GETTING AWAY.
IT'S NO USE. WE'D HAVE TO FLY.
I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO CAN.
[WOOF WOOF]
- MONTEREY! - WHAT?
HE'S GOT A HOLD OF A BLOOMING FLYING CARPET.
[GADGET] WE'D BETTER HURRY!
I DON'T THINK THAT DOGHOUSE WILL HOLD TOGETHER FOR LONG.
ARE YOU OK IN THERE?
OH BOY! NOW I'M HEARING VOICES.
DOWN HERE!
WE'RE THE RESCUE RANGERS.
YOU WON'T BE HERE LONG.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M AFRAID OF.
BE CAREFUL, EVERYBODY! THE SLIGHTEST WRONG MOVE
COULD TIP THIS THING OVER.
HEY, THIS IS GREAT!
I BET YOU CAN SEE THE PARK.
- HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? - [CHITTERING]
YOU JUST STAY PUT!
IT'S A DREAM. IT'S ONLY A DREAM.
OH, NO, I'LL NEVER GET THOSE CLIPS LIKE THIS.
IF ONLY I HAD A COUNTERWEIGHT.
CAN I HELP YOU, GADGET?
PERFECT. GRAB THIS.
ALL RIGHT. NOW WHAT?
PERFECT!
ARE YOU OK?
SWEET LASS, THAT.
A BIT OUT OF FOCUS BETWEEN THE EARS, THOUGH.
UH-OH.
- [GADGET] OK, MONTY! - HUH?
LOWER US DOWN EASY.
DO YOU THINK IT'D BE ALL RIGHT IF I WOKE UP NOW?
THIS IS IT, ELMER, RESCUE RANGERS HEADQUARTERS.
THANKS FOR THE LIFT. WE APPRECIATE IT.
FROM NOW ON I'M SLEEPING UNDER JIMMY'S BED.
THANKS AGAIN. WOOF!
FLYING CARPETS. COULD BE BAD NEWS.
SMACKS OF GENIES AND MAGICAL LAMPS.
A CARPET THAT FLIES MAY BE STRANGE,
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S MAGICAL,
BUT WHY GO TO ALL THAT TROUBLE TO KIDNAP A DOG?
MAYBE THIS IS A CASE FOR THE RESCUE RANGERS.
WELL, IF IT ISN'T MULDOON AND KIRBY.
SEEN ANY UNIDENTIFIED FLYING DOGHOUSES
THIS MORNING?
COOL IT, SPINELLI. WE HEARD IT ALL FROM THE CAPTAIN.
CRIKEY! NO CHEESE.
THEY MUST BE BUSY,
BUT IF I KNOW SPINELLI...
OH, MONTEREY, MUST YOU?
COME BACK HERE!
CHEESE SNACKS!
DUMP THOSE FILES HERE.
WHILE YOU BOYS WERE PLAYING DEMOLITION DERBY
WITH MUTTS FROM MARS,
HALF THIS CITY WAS BURGLARIZED.
THEY EVEN TOOK THE RUGS THE GOODS WERE SITTING ON.
HEAR THAT? HE SAID RUGS.
SO WHAT?
RUGS, AS IN CARPETS.
OH, LIKE FLYING CARPETS.
TAKE THIS BATCH OF REPORTS AND FILE 'EM.
GET MONTEREY.
AYE AYE!
[BUZZES]
YEAH. RIGHT WITH YOU, MATE.
WHAT THE...
OH, NO!
COME ON. WE GOTTA GET A LOOK AT THOSE FILES.
THE POLICE FILE SAID THAT ALL THE RUGS
CAME FROM ALI BIMBUL'S CARPET EMPORIUM.
UGH!
WELL, MONTEREY, DOES THAT LOOK LIKE AN EVIL GENIE TO YOU?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE BIG TO BE SUPERNATURAL.
[CHIP] WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?
[ALL GASP]
- AHA! - HOW'D HE DO THAT?
GOLLY! THERE'S GOT TO BE AN EXPLANATION.
SORCERY!
[CHIP] LET'S FOLLOW HIM.
WHAT'S ALL THAT JUNK?
WHEN FACING THE FORCES OF THE SUPERNATURAL,
YOU'D BEST BE PREPARED WITH A GOOD LUCK CHARM OR TWO.
THIS, FOR INSTANCE, IS A LUCKY RABBIT'S FOOT
GIVEN TO ME BY THE HIGH HOLY HAMSTER AKATMANDU.
WASN'T VERY LUCKY FOR THE RABBIT.
WELL, ME LUCKY ARABIAN HORSESHOE
IS BETTER FOR DEFEATING GENIES ANYWAY.
A PRETTY SMALL HORSE.
MONTY, THAT'S JUST A MAGNET.
RIGHT. AND CARPETS DON'T FLY.
LOOK! THERE HE IS.
PLEASE, NOT THE LOUIS QUATORZE OTTOMAN.
IT'S WORTH OVER A MILLION.
A THOUSAND PARDONS, SAHIB, BUT I NEED THE WEIGHT
TO TAKE OUT THE CURL IN THE CARPET.
CAREFUL. THAT'S A DA VINCI.
IS THIS VASE EXPENSIVE?
INCREDIBLY SO.
THEN IT'S PERFECT.
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS NECESSARY?
OH, YES, SAHIB. YOU WOULDN'T WANT CURLY CARPETS.
NOW TO SEE ABOUT THE CARPETS IN THE OTHER ROOMS.
OH, GOODNESS!
GOLLY, THIS IS WEIRD.
THERE ARE METAL WIRES WOVEN INTO THIS CARPET,
ALMOST LIKE A KIND OF ELECTRONIC CIRCUIT. HUH.
A SURE SIGN OF LURKING EVIL.
[CHIP] THE CARPET IS TAKING OFF!
RUN FOR IT, MATES!
WHAT?
GOT TO GO, GADGET.
[BOTH] GADGET! DALE!
ZIPPER, FOLLOW THEM. WE'LL TAKE THE PLANE.
YES, SIR!
HERE. USE THESE.
UH, HOCUS-POCUS, ALAKAZAAM, ORIGAMI!
QUIT FOOLING AROUND AND HELP US, DALE!
WE CAN USE THE EDGE OF THE CARPET TO STEER A BIT.
I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND!
I'M TRYING TO STOP THE MAGIC!
WHOA. UH-OH.
AAH! HOO-HOO!
HOLD ON, DALE! WE'RE COMING DOWN!
CAREFUL, GADGET.
OH!
GOLLY.
THANKS, DALE.
LOOK!
THEY'RE NOT MAGIC CARPETS.
THEY'RE CRIMINAL CARPETS.
THIS IS WHAT'S CAUSING THE CARPETS TO FLY.
ARE YOU TWO ALL RIGHT?
I TRIED THE MAGIC STUFF, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK.
LATCH ON TO THIS, PALLY.
IT'S ME STRONGEST MAGIC CHARM.
WAIT A MINUTE. THIS IS A MAGNET!
IT MIGHT DISRUPT THINGS ENOUGH
TO GET US... DOWN!
I BET THEY'RE HEADED BACK TO ALI BIMBUL'S.
THAT MUST BE WHERE HE MAKES THE CARPETS.
[DOOR OPENS]
OOH! HOO-HOO-HOO!
OH, GOODY!
OOH! THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN LAST NIGHT.
OH, DRAT!
THIS DARN DISGUISE.
IT'S PROFESSOR NIMNUL!
CRIKEY! HIM A WIZARD?
NO. JUST YOU'RE BASIC MAD SCIENTIST.
HA HA HA!
LOOK AT THIS.
PAINTINGS. I LIKE PAINTINGS.
AND, OOH!
FURS! AND JEWELRY!
AND LOOK, AT THAT... A STERLING SILVER TEA SERVICE!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
DRAT. A CUSTOMER.
STAY.
IT'S NOT ME.
I AM WANDA CLUTCHCOIN.
I AM HAVING A PARTY.
AND SIMPLY EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE THERE.
SOUNDS WONDERFUL, MA'AM SAHIB.
WELL, OF COURSE IT DOES, YOU STUPID LITTLE MAN.
DON'T BE ABSURD.
I WANT EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE
CARPETED BY TONIGHT.
BUT, MADAM!
AHH. NO.
OF COURSE MONEY IS NO OBJECT.
YOUR WISH IS MY VERY EXPENSIVE COMMAND.
HA HA HA!
THE CLUTCHCOIN MANSION,
MORE LOOT THAN I COULD POSSIBLY COUNT!
ONLY MY SPECIAL RUGS WILL DO.
[BEEP]
HOLD ON! GADGET!
MONTEREY! YOUCH!
CAN'T DO IT, ME BUCKO.
SORRY!
I'LL BE ABLE TO RETIRE.
HA HA HA!
MONEY, JEWELS, CUISINARTS!
HA HA HA!
YOU'RE MAGIC ENOUGH FOR ME.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO, ZIPPER.
WHOA!
IT'S ABOUT TIME!
LET'S GET THE OTHERS.
THANKS, FELLAS.
YOU KNOW, CHIP, IF I COULD FIND WIRE AND BATTERIES,
I COULD BUILD AN ELECTROMAGNET TO STOP THESE CARPETS.
YOU'RE MAKING TOO BIG A JOB OF IT, GADGET.
WE'LL JUST NAIL THESE RUGS DOWN. THAT'LL STOP THEM,
WHETHER IT'S MAGIC OR SCIENCE.
- BUT IF WE DID IT MY WAY... - WE'LL DO BOTH.
GADGET, YOU BUILD YOUR MACHINE WHILE WE NAIL DOWN THE CARPETS.
HOO-HOO-HOO!
NO, IDIOTS! CAVIAR WITH THE WHITE WINE, PATE WITH THE RED!
WHEN WILL THESE PEASANTS LEARN ANYTHING?
THE PLUM SAUCE GOES WITH THE DUCK, NOT LAMB!
LOOK AT THOSE JEWELS!
GET A LOAD OF THOSE DIAMONDS!
MAYBE I SHOULD RETHINK MY TARGETS.
I WANNA GET A CLOSER LOOK.
I CAN'T WAIT. THE CARPETS CAN GET THE STUFF IN THE HOUSE
AND SHAKE THE JEWELRY RIGHT OFF THEIR BACKS!
- [HAMMERING] - OUCH!
GET THOSE RODENTS BEFORE THEY RUIN MY RUGS!
ALMOST DONE.
GREAT. THEN WE'RE ALL SET.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS...
LOOK OUT!
IT'S A SUCH BORE BEING FILTHY RICH, BUT WHAT CAN ONE DO?
I THINK WE LOST IT.
THAT WAS CLOSE.
I DOUBT THE THING WILL TRY AGAIN.
MESS WITH ME AND MY RUGS, HUH?
TAKE THEM UP A COUPLE OF THOUSAND FEET AND LET THEM DROP!
IF I CAN JUST LOOP
THE INPUT CLOSER TO THE SECONDARY COUPLER...
HEY, EVERYBODY! I'M FINISHED!
LET'S SEE IF MY ELECTROMAGNET CAN OUTDO YOUR LUCKY HORSESHOE.
WAIT! REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE...
LAST TIME?
OHH! OHH!
I CAN'T WAIT.
COME TO DADDY, MY LITTLE CARPETS!
[BEEP]
LISTEN.
LOOK.
IT'S NIMNUL. HE'S CALLING THE CARPETS.
NO PROBLEM. THEY'RE NAILED DOWN TIGHT AS A DRUM.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHY AREN'T THEY COMING?
MAYBE THEY NEED MORE POWER.
THE CARPETS ARE HOMING IN ON MY TRANSMITTER!
EGAD! I GOT TO TURN IT OFF.
WAAH!
I GOT TO GET OUT!
[ENGINE STARTS]
USE YOUR MAGNET, GADGET.
IT'S NO USE! THERE ARE TOO MANY CARPETS.
WE GOT TO STEER THIS THING.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO FIT!
WE NEED A WAY TO SHIFT THE WEIGHT.
LEAVE THAT TO ME, LUV.
BL-BL-BL-BLAH!
[SCREAMING]
BL-BL-BL-BLAH!
[GUESTS SCREAMING]
LEFT! LEFT!
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
NO! RIGHT!
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
[SNORING]
GET OUT YOUR TICKET BOOK.
I DON'T SUPPOSE WE COULD SKIP THIS ONE?
I'LL TURN OFF THE MAIN POWER.
WE'RE GONNA HIT!
OH, NO!
IMAGINE, HAVING THAT KIND OF MONEY
AND LIVING WITH A PEST PROBLEM LIKE THAT.
NO MATTER. I THOUGHT THE PARTY WAS RATHER DULL.
OH, TAXI! TAXI!
NEXT WEEK IN MONTE CARLO, DARLINGS!
IT'S ALL THE LOOT FROM THE ROBBERIES.
NOTHING TO IT REALLY.
JUST A MATTER
OF APPLYING A FEW SCIENTIFIC PRINCIPLES.
AND SOME OF YOUR SPECIAL MAGIC.