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♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN IN DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN IN DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO. IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN IN DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
AW, ZIPPER, YOU CAN'T GO HIKING WITH YOUR FEET IN THE CLOUDS.
NOW I'M READY!
I WANNA HIT THE TRAIL! WHERE ARE DALE AND MONTEREY JACK?
YEAH, I GOTCHA! [LAUGHS]
GOTTA STAY ON YOUR TOES, MATE.
CAMOUFLAGE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF FIELD TRAINING.
BY THE WAY, THIS ISN'T FIELD TRAINING.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON VACATION.
RIGHT, RIGHT. YOU CAN TRUST ME.
I WON'T BLOW OUR COVER.
HEY, WHERE'S ME LITTLE PALLY DALE?
HEY, DALE, HURRY IT UP!
I'M COMING. I'M COMING.
HUFF, HUFF, I'M COMING!
HIYA, KIDDO. COULD YOU PUT ME DOWN?
I GOTTA GO.
LITTLE FUZZY.
AAH, JEREMY!
GET AWAY! GET AWAY!
THOSE LITTLE CREATURES ARE FILTHY AND DANGEROUS.
HUBERT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE KEEPING AN EYE ON JEREMY.
I AM. WE'RE WATCHING TV TOGETHER.
OH, YOU ARE, ARE YOU?
WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I JUST SAVED HIM FROM A WILD BEAST!
HEY, HEY, STOP IT!
HEY... I DON'T SEE ANY WILD BEAST.
RIGHT OVER THERE. IT HAD FUR AND, AND FANGS.
IT COULD HAVE BITTEN JEREMY.
IT WAS A VERY DANGEROUS ANIMAL.
WHAT? A DANGEROUS ANIMAL?
WHERE? WHERE?
RIGHT HERE IN THESE WOODS.
THERE'S A DANGEROUS ANIMAL IN THESE WOODS!
OH, NO!
FUZZY!
HUBERT! YOU NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH JEREMY.
HE COULD GET INTO TROUBLE.
COME BACK! WAIT!
YOU CAN'T GO! IT'S DANGEROUS!
WHIPPIN' GOOD AMBUSH, DALE.
COULDN'T HAVE DONE BETTER MESELF.
THESE FIELD MANEUVERS ARE GONNA BE A REAL SNORTER!
IT'S OUR VACATION!
WHAT'S THE MATTER, DALE?
TH-TH-THERE'S DANGEROUS WILD BEASTS IN THESE WOODS.
DANGEROUS? A LITTLE UNCIVILIZED, MAYBE.
BUT THEN YOU NEVER HELD THAT AGAINST ME.
HMM! YOU JOKERS CAN TAKE A HIKE.
BUT I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE IN CAMP
WHERE IT'S SAFE.
COME ON, DALE,
A LITTLE MORE NATURE AND A LESS CIVILIZATION
MIGHT DO YOU GOOD.
UH-UH. NOT GOIN'.
WELL, WE'RE GONNA TO HAVE FUN.
RIGHT. YES, DALE. YOU STAY HERE IN CAMP.
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, PALLY...
A SNEAK ATTACK TO PUT A BIT O'SPICE IN OUR FIELD MANEUVERS.
IT'S OUR VACATION!
RIGHT, RIGHT!
NO WILD ANIMAL IS GONNA MAKE A MEAL OUT OF ME.
LET'S SEE YOU GET THROUGH THIS.
YIEE!
FUZZY!
GEE, IT'S ONLY YOU.
DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S DANGEROUS AROUND HERE?
NOW YOU JUST SIT HERE AND I'LL PROTECT YOU.
HIP, 1, 2, 3, 4.
NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU.
HUH?
BYE-BYE, FUZZY.
HEY, YOU! COME BACK HERE!
HEY, THERE! COME BACK NOW!
THAT'S DANGEROUS!
FUZZY.
HANG ON, KIDDO! I'LL SAVE YA!
JEREMY, GRAB ON.
COME ON!
[LAUGHING] FUZZY'S FUNNY.
PPHHLLGG! PPHHLLGG! PPHHLLGG!
[GROWLING]
WHEE!
HUH?
[LAUGHING]
UH-OH.
WHEW!
WHA...?
NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY.
BIG FUZZY.
HUH? YEAH, MM.
OH, NO! BEAR TRACKS.
I'M TOO LATE.
UH, AH, OH, OH.
AH, BOY! AHH.
AHH... RIGHT THERE. AHH.
OH, NO!
HE'S GONNA EAT HIM!
[SQUEALING]
IT'S RIGHT NICE TERRITORY.
WE OUGHTA COME UP HERE FOR A VACATION SOMETIME.
GOLLY, TOO BAD DALE ISN'T HERE TO SEE THIS.
OOPS! STRIKE THAT.
TERRIBLE!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
A BEAR ATTACKING A BABY!
IT'S GONNA EAT HIM FOR LUNCH!
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
RESCUE RANGERS AWAY!
HONEY, WHERE'S JEREMY?
WHAT? I THOUGHT HE WAS WITH YOU!
JEREMY! JEREMY!
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
[GASP] HE MUST BE LOST IN THE WOODS!
1, 2, 3...
4, 5, 6...
7, 8, 9...
10.
RATS.
NOPE.
HUH...
YOO-HOO!
JEREMY.
HUH?
CRIKEY! YOU'RE RIGHT, DALE.
THAT OVERGROWN KOALA'S LOOKING FOR A SNACK.
WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
ON OUR WAY!
THEY DID IT.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
[LAUGHING] FUZZIES!
NO, WE'RE THE RESCUE RANGERS.
I DON'T THINK YA QUITE GOT HIS MEANING, GADGET, LUV.
[GROWLING]
CRIKEY!
KITTY.
RUN FOR IT!
MONTY! RUN!
GOLLY! HE'S SAVING THE BOY!
YIII!
[GROWLING]
THANKS, PAL.
DROP BY ANYTIME.
I HARDLY EVER GET VISITORS.
THANKS.
LET THE KID GO, YA BIG APE!
OUCH!
OOH. OW. OOH. OOH. OOH.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, YA DUMMY?
THEY'RE FRIENDS, SEE?
KISS BOO-BOO.
[SMACK]
SEE, SILLY?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
UHH!
WE'LL TAKE HIM HOME NOW.
HUH?
HOME? UH-UH.
MINE.
UH-OH. THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?
I GOT A PLAN
I USED WHILE HUNTING A COCKATOO REVOLUTIONARY IN ARGENTINA.
JUST WHEN HE THINKS WE'RE LEAVING,
WE RUSH BACK AND WRESTLE!
DON'T BE SILLY, MONTY. I'LL JUST TALK TO HIM.
BET SHE'S NO FUN AT PARTIES, EITHER.
YEAH. MM-HMM.
OHH.
GOLLY, YOU CARE ABOUT THAT LITTLE BOY
ALMOST AS MUCH AS A REAL MOTHER.
UH-HUH.
GEE, I BET YOUR MOM WOULD SURE BE SAD
IF SHE COULDN'T FIND YOU.
HUH?
I MEAN, IT WOULD BE PRETTY AWFUL.
YOUR POOR MOM NOT KNOWING WHERE TO GO FOR HELP,
WONDERING IF YOU'VE EATEN,
HOPING YOU'RE OK,
BUT FEARING YOU'RE NOT.
GOSH, I BET THIS BOY'S MOTHER
IS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIM, TOO.
MAYBE IT'D BE BETTER IF WE TOOK HIM HOME, HUH?
HOW'D YOU DO IT, GADGET?
OH, IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.
I THINK I JUST REMIND HIM OF HIS MOTHER.
THE WAY I SEES IT,
WE DIVIDE INTO THREE SEARCH PARTIES.
AND REMEMBER, THESE WOODS ARE FILLED
WITH WILD ANIMALS, SO KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN.
WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR YOU TWO
TO SAY GOODBYE.
THERE, THERE, ZIPPER.
BEARS GOTTA RAISE BEARS.
HUMANS GOTTA RAISE HUMANS.
AND THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER
WHEN YOU REMEMBER TO WATER IT.
IT'S JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE.
COME ON, KID. GOTTA GO HOME.
FUZZY!
OHH.
HEY... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU CAN'T GO THERE!
YEAH! IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
COME ON! WE GOTTA STOP HIM!
AND DON'T TAKE NO GUFF FROM ANY FLEA-BITTEN VARMINT
THAT MIGHT HURT MY KID.
YOU GOT GUNS... USE 'EM.
HELLO.
YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. YOU'RE GONNA SCARE THE HUMANS.
[GROWL]
HI.
[GASP]
HE'S GOT MY BABY!
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS.
SON! SON!
DADDY!
MOMMY!
FEED HIM LEAD, BOYS!
SHOOT HIM BEFORE HE GRABS ANOTHER KID.
YOU MISSED HIM! HOW COULD YOU MISS HIM?
GET THAT BEAR!
YOW!
YAAH!
WE'RE COMING, DALE!
HYAH!
YEE-HA!
RIDE 'EM, COWPOKE!
AAH!
YEAH. NOW I GOT YOU!
[CLICK]
OUT OF AMMO!
THAT BEAR'S A MENACE.
WE GOTTA STOP HIM!
THERE'LL BE A NEW FUR RUG
ON THE FLOOR TONIGHT!
YOU'LL BE SAFE THERE.
JUST WATCH TV LIKE A GOOD BOY.
WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE HARD JOBS?
HERE'S HIS TRAIL.
THAT BRUTE CAN'T BE TOO FAR AHEAD.
HEE HEE HEE.
HA HA HA HEE HEE.
I LED 'EM DOWN BY THE STREAM.
GOOD WORK, MONTEREY!
NOW LET'S PUT SOME DISTANCE
BETWEEN THEM AND US.
WHEN DO WE GET TO TAKE A BREAK?
WHEE!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
THOSE TRACKS LED NOWHERE.
[SCREECH]
THAT'S MY RV.
AND THAT'S MY BOY!
MY BOY?
COME BACK HERE, SON!
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DRIVER'S PERMIT.
FUZZY!
WHAT?
COME ON! WE'VE GOTTA STOP THIS THING.
FUZZIES.
RIGHT!
NO, LEFT! NO, RIGHT!
WOULD YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND?
STAND BACK, SWAGGIES.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DO THIS.
YAHOO!
[SCREECH]
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
ALL THE THINGS THIS CAMPER COMES EQUIPPED WITH!
THAT'S IT! THAT'S HOW I'LL STOP THIS THING!
THANKS, MONTY!
FINE TIME FOR A SHOWER.
UH-OH.
WHEW.
YOWCH!
OHH.
[GASP]
BIG FUZZY!
FREEZE, BEAR.
BACK AWAY FROM DAT BOY.
HE'S GOING FOR HIM!
I WARNED YOU, BEAR!
AAH. AAH.
WELL, THIS WASN'T QUITE WHAT I HAD IN MIND,
WHEN I STARTED, BUT IT WORKED.
YEAH, BUT FOR HOW LONG?
UHH!
COME ON, KIDDO.
GRAB ON!
YAY! YAY! HOORAY!
HOORAY! HOORAY! YAY!
AND NOW, TO TAKE CARE OF THIS BEAR.
HA HA. HA HA.
YOU KNOW...
WE REALLY OUGHTA SPEND MORE TIME WITH THE KID.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
JUST AS SOON AS THIS SHOW'S OVER.
HEY! THIS TIME I GET TO LEAD THE HIKE.
BUT DALE, WHAT ABOUT WILD ANIMALS?
OH, I'M NOT A-SCAREDA ANY WILD BEASTS.
YIKES!
[OTHERS LAUGHING]