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♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN IN DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
AHA!
THE SCRAPBOOK OF ME DAD, CHEDDARHEAD CHARLIE.
YOU'LL LOVE HIM.
HE'S THE GREATEST ADVENTURER WHATEVER LIVED.
HE GOES AROUND THE WORLD EVERY YEAR, TWICE ON LEAP YEARS.
AND THIS YEAR, HE'S STOPPING OFF TO VISIT ME.
HERE'S ME DAD OUTSIDE THE TAJ MAHAL.
AND HERE'S ONE FROM THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA.
HEY, WHAT'S ALL THIS NEWSPAPER STUFF?
"LINDBERGH MAKES A SOLO FLIGHT ACROSS THE ATLANTIC."
Monterey: GUESS HE DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD A PASSENGER.
[LAUGHS] OF COURSE DAD'S LUGGAGE ENDED UP IN CLEVELAND.
Dale: "SIR EDMUND HILLARY CLIMBS ATOP MOUNT EVEREST."
Gadget: THE HIGHEST POINT ON EARTH.
Monetery: WELL, ALMOST. DAD HAD HIM BEAT BY A GOOD 2 FEET.
GOLLY, WHAT ADVENTURES.
HE COULD TEACH US A LOT.
WHEN DO WE GET TO MEET HIM, MONTEREY?
YEAH, WHEN'S HE COMING IN?
TONIGHT AT PIER 12.
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHERE YOUR DAD SAID TO MEET HIM?
SURE AS A WALLABY'S PUNCH.
DAD ALWAYS CAME HERE FOR THE BEST SEAFOOD IN TOWN.
HICCUP!
LOOKS LIKE THE SEAFOOD'S GONE BAD.
AH, YOU NEVER GET A GOOD CROWD AT LOW TIDE. COME ON.
HEY THERE, MATES.
CAN I SPONGE THE PRICE OF A MEAL OFF YOU?
SORRY, SPONGE, GO SOAK SOMEONE ELSE.
YEAH, WHAT'LL IT BE?
SEAWEED SALADS ALL AROUND,
KELP SUZETTES ON THE HALF SHELL,
AND SIDE OF BLEU CHEESE FOR ME.
HEY, WATCH IT!
DOES THAT CLAM SOUND FUNNY TO YOU?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO CLAMS USUALLY SOUND LIKE?
IT WAS THAT CAT WHAT DID IT TO HIM.
CAT? WHAT CAT?
CLAM SAW A CAT UNDERWATER OUT BY THE OLD FISHING PIER.
THEN A BEAM OF LIGHT HIT HIM,
AND THE NEXT THING WE KNEW, NOW HE WAS ACTING LIKE THIS.
[CLUCK CLUCK]
AW, CLAM UP.
UNDERWATER CATS. IT JUST AIN'T NATURAL.
Gadget: THERE'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT THIS.
Chip: WE BETTER GO CHECK IT OUT, PRONTO.
COME ON.
COME ON, YOU DUMMIE. WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY TO SOLVE!
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
UH-OH.
I THINK THIS BELONGS TO YOU.
IF IT'S TROUBLE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, PALLY,
YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT MOUSE.
HOLD ON THERE, MONTY.
WE'VE GOT TO CHECK OUT THE FISHING PIER.
AND WE HAVE TO MEET CHEDDARHEAD CHARLIE.
YEAH! CHEDDARHEAD CHARLIE...
THAT'S MY NAME AND ADVENTURE'S MY GAME.
DAD!
MY LITTLE WALLEROO!
GIVE US A SHAKE, SON.
HIGGITY PIGGITY HOT IRISH STEW!
PEEL A BANANA AND DIGGERY DOO!
DISGUSTING WHAT THE TIDE WASHES IN.
IF YOU REDNECKS ARE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE,
YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT MOUSE.
DAD TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW.
WE'RE JUST LEAVING WE HAVE A MYSTERY TO...
GLAD TO HELP YOU, BUCKO,
BUT FIRST, I GOTTA TEACH THIS CRAB SOME MANNERS.
HOLD MY DUFFEL, SHORTY.
WATCH OUT FOR THE RIGHT HOOK, DAD!
[BAM]
GIVE ME A HAND, MATE.
HEY, I CAN'T SEE.
STOP IT!
THAT'S SHOWING HIM THE OLD DIGGERY DOO, DAD!
IT WAS NOTHING, SON.
LOOK OUT!
THOSE LOBSTERS WERE ABOUT TO...
YEAH, BUT I TOOK CARE OF THEM, DIDN'T I?
NEVER KNEW A LOBSTER THAT WOULDN'T TURN TAIL AND RUN.
DAD, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET ME MATES,
THE RESCUE RANGERS.
THIS IS CHIP,
DALE, AND ME LITTLE PAL ZIPPER.
HMM. THEY LOOK A MITE INEXPERIENCED TO ME,
AND A BIT ON THE PUNY SIDE.
AND THIS IS GADGET.
AH! A DELICATE ROSE AMONGST THE RAGWEED.
SO, WHAT'S THIS MYSTERY
YOU CAN'T SOLVE WITHOUT ME?
I DIDN'T SAY WE COULDN'T...
SOMEONE'S TURNING CLAMS INTO CHICKENS.
REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I FACED A BAND OF NEW ZEALAND OYSTERS
WHAT TRIED TO HIJACK A LOAD OF PIGS.
DON'T FORGET MY DUFFEL THERE, SHORTY.
GASP, GASP!
FIRST THING WE DO IS FIND A GOOD HIDING PLACE FOR A STAKEOUT.
HIDING PLACE?
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FIND SOMEONE IF YOU'RE HIDING YOURSELF.
YOU GOT TO DRAW YOUR ADVERSARY OUT,
RIGHT WHERE YOU CAN GET A SQUINT AT HIM.
QUIT HIDING, YOU SPUD-MUTTERING JACKANAPES!
SHOW YOURSELVES!
Male: DO YOU SEE ANYTHING, MAX?
UH-UH.
THEN GET BACK DOWN HERE!
AND HELP WITH THE BOAT!
SAY, MATE, YOU WON'T LEARN A THING
IF YOU JUST COWER IN A CRANNY SOMEWHERE.
BUT I WASN'T...
WOWEE, CHEDDARHEAD, I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BOTTLE TRICK!
GOLLY, HE HAS A DIFFERENT WAY OF DOING THINGS.
BUT MY IDEA WAS...
THAT'S DAD... A REAL MOUSE OF ACTION.
I WONDER WHAT THEY'RE UP TO.
FELINE SKULDUGGERY, NO DOUBT.
AND HOW DO YOU SUGGEST WE GET DOWN THERE?
THE QUICKEST WAY'S ALWAYS THE BEST.
FALL IN BEHIND ME, MATES!
RIGHT BEHIND YA, CHEDDARHEAD.
DON'T BE LEFT BEHIND, CHIPPER!
[SPLASH]
WAIT!
THEY'RE GOING TO DROWN.
NEED A LIFT?
THANK YOU, MA'AM, IF IT AIN'T OUT OF YOUR WAY,
WE'D LIKE TO TAIL A BOATLOAD OF THUGS.
CRIKEY, DAD, HOW DID YOU KNOW
THE STURGEON WAS HERE TO SAVE US?
I DIDN'T, BUT SOMETHING WOULD HAVE POPPED UP.
THE TRICK OF AN ADVENTURE
IS NOT GETTING HUNG UP IN DETAILS.
AH!
I GOT TO SAVE THEM.
[YELPS]
LOOK, IT'S SOME OF FAT CAT'S GANG.
THIS LOOKS DEEP ENOUGH.
GET THE HELMET ON, MAX.
AW, COME ON, I WENT DOWN LAST TIME.
MAKE MOLE DO IT.
UH-UH. NO WAY, MAN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? SHALL WE WARN THEM FIRST
OR JUST RAM THEM WHERE THEY FLOAT?
WE'LL ASK CHIPPER...
HEY, WHERE IS CHIP?
THIS WILL BRING THEM UP.
HEY, I BET WE CAN USE THIS TO LASSO THE BLIGHTERS.
[SHOUTING]
OK, I'LL GO DOWN,
BUT NEXT TIME, WE'RE DRAWING STRAWS.
HEY, EW, THERE'S SOMETHING IN HERE!
YOU'RE ROCKING THE BOAT!
GET IT OUT!
IT LOOKS LIKE A CHIPMUNK.
OH, EVEN BETTER.
HEH HEH. IT'S A RESCUE RANGER.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'LL CATCH
WHEN YOU GO FISHING.
YUP, SURE LOOKS LIKE A RESCUE RANGER, ALL RIGHT.
I THINK.
THE LAD'S GOT HIMSELF IN TROUBLE.
GUESS I BETTER SAVE HIM.
BUT, DAD...
WAKE UP. WE WANT TO TAUNT YOU MERCILESSLY.
MAYBE DAD COULD USE A BIT MORE PLANNING IN HIS PLANS.
THEN IT'S UP TO US. ZIPPER, HOOK THE CAT, THEN BRING ME THE POLE.
[SQUEAKING] YES, MA'AM.
OOH! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
ERR... JUDO.
READY FOR A LITTLE CATFISHING?
Gadget: HIT IT!
YEOW!
LOOK! IT'S ONE OF THOSE FISHES FAT CAT WANTS.
UH, YEAH... WHERE?
IT WENT UNDER THE BOAT.
[MAX SHOUTS]
ARE YOU OK, CHARLIE?
HURRY. WE'VE GOT TO GET THAT FISH!
THERE THEY ARE!
YOU KNOW, PUT US THROUGH A BIT OF TROUBLE RESCUING YOU, MATE.
ME? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU WERE... LOOK OUT!
JUMP!
IT GOT AWAY.
NO, IT CAN'T.
FAT CAT WILL SKIN US!
THIS SHOULD HELP KEEP US DRY.
HEY! LOOK AT THAT.
OK, MOLE, START PUMPING.
HERE YOU ARE, MAX.
HIT THAT FISH RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES.
BOK BOK BOK BOK!
HEH HEH. IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
BOK BOK BOK BOK!
GOLLY, CHIP, IT'S A FISHNAPPING!
AND THE BLIGHTERS ARE GETTING AWAY!
Dale: WE'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH UP WITH THEM.
HA! NEVER SAY NEVER
WHEN YOU'RE WITH CHEDDARHEAD CHARLIE.
[ALL SHOUTING]
NOTHING LIKE A BIT OF A SWIM
TO GET THE BLOOD FLOWING.
NOW LET'S FIND THOSE YAHOOS.
AND HAVE OURSELVES A JOLLY PUNCH OUT!
WAIT A MINUTE, DAD.
YOU CAN'T JUST GO CHARGING IN WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT'S THERE.
BUT THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS DO.
DALE AND I WILL SNEAK INSIDE AND SEE WHAT THEY'RE UP TO.
HMM. I DON'T KNOW.
IT SOUNDS SORT OF THOUGHT OUT TO ME.
BOK BOK BOK BOK!
IF I DIDN'T LOVE CRIME,
I'D QUIT THIS BUSINESS.
GOSH, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
BOK BOK BOK BOK!
ANOTHER FULL CAN, FAT CAT.
AAH!
AHH.
THOSE RICH CATS UP TOWN WILL PAY THROUGH THEIR NOSES FOR THIS.
FOR THAT? IT SMELLS LIKE FISH EGGS.
IT'S CAVIAR, YOU SIMP!
IT IS FISH EGGS!
DIGGUM, HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN IN THERE ANYWAY?
GOSH, IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE MINUTES.
THREE MINUTES?
SOMETHING MUST HAVE GONE WRONG.
COME ON!
NO, WAIT!
CAVIAR COSTS A LOT
BECAUSE STURGEONS ONLY LAY EGGS ONCE A YEAR.
BUT CHICKENS, THEY LAY EGGS EVERY DAY.
THE RECORD MAKES THE STURGEONS THINK THEY'RE CHICKENS.
SO THEY'LL LAY EGGS EVERY DAY.
CHEDDARHEAD CHARLIE'S MY NAME,
AND ADVENTURE'S MY GAME.
LET THOSE FISH GO,
AND I'LL LEAVE SOME OF YOUR FUR ON.
WELL, MR. CHEDDARHEAD, FAT CAT'S MY NAME,
AND I DON'T PLAY GAMES.
BEING THE KINGPIN OF THE ANIMAL UNDERWORLD
ISN'T ALL FUN, YOU KNOW.
USUALLY, IT'S JUST THE SAME OLD GRIND.
I GOT AN IDEA. COME ON!
AH! THIS IS PERFECT.
[PLAYING THE POST CALL]
WHAT?
NEIGH NEIGH!
AND THEY'RE OFF!
STAMPEDE!
WHAT KEPT YOU, LADS?
COME ON!
RIGHT.
OH, NO, STOP HIM!
THEY'VE ESCAPED!
GET THEM!
PUT A MOVE ON, MATES.
MUST HAVE TOOK A WRONG TURN.
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
EVERYONE OUT OF THE POOL.
ALL SET!
[DOGS HOWLING]
GET DOWN!
HA HA HA! MISSED ME.
[DOGS BARKING]
NICE DOGGIES.
AH!
AH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE ADVENTURE
TO WORK THE KINKS OUT.
WHERE'S THE LITTLE MOUSE'S ROOM, SON? I NEED TO POWDER ME NOSE.
THROUGH THAT DOOR AND HANG A LEFT AT THE SECOND NUT HOLE, DAD.
I'M CERTAINLY GLAD ALL OUR ADVENTURES
AREN'T AS EXHAUSTING AS THIS ONE.
THEY WILL BE
IF CHEDDARHEAD CHARLIE HAS A THING TO SAY ABOUT IT. I MEAN...
IT'S ALL RIGHT. DAD'S JUST A TAKE-CHARGE KIND OF MOUSE.
HE DOESN'T FIT IN WITH THE RESCUE RANGERS.
IT'D BE ALL RIGHT IF HE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING HIS WAY.
BUT HOW CAN WE TELL HIM?
WELL, TIME FOR ME TO BE SHOVING OFF.
I GOTTA CATCH THE 12:00 PELICAN TO BORNEO.
BUT WE THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE A RESCUE RANGER.
SORRY, SON, THIS TEAMWORK STUFF SEEMS TO GET THE JOB DONE, BUT IT JUST AIN'T MY STYLE.
THANKS FOR THE GRAND ADVENTURE, MATES.
YOU'RE ALMOST AS GOOD AT BEING HEROES
AS CHEDDARHEAD CHARLIE.
GIVE US A SHAKE.
THAT BOY LEARNS FAST.
WELL, MONTY, ME BOYO,
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...
♪ JUST WANNA SAY SAYONARA TO YOU ♪
♪ HASTA LA VISTA AND ADIOS, TOO ♪
IT'S EASY TO SEE WHERE MONTEREY GETS HIS LOVE FOR ADVENTURE.
MONTY? NAH, MONTY'S ALWAYS TOOK AFTER HIS MOTHER.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
CAMEMBERT KATY'S THE NAME,
AND ADVENTURE'S MY GAME!
MOM!
KATY, ME LITTLE LOVE BUCKET.
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO TOWN?
MY SHIP'S IN FOR REPAIRS.
SO I THOUGHT I'D STAY WITH A FEW WEEKS WITH JUNIOR HERE,
AND MAYBE SHARE AN ADVENTURE OR TWO.
OH, NO!