♪♪
♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
CHIEF MARLEY, WILL THESE NEW ARMORED HELICOPTERS
REALLY DO AWAY WITH JEWEL ROBBERIES?
ABSOLUTELY.
WEALTHY CITIZENS LIKE LADY RICHMORE HERE
WILL BE ABLE TO TRANSPORT THEIR JEWELS IN COMPLETE SAFETY.
UNLESS, OF COURSE, CROOKS GROW WINGS!
- HA HA HA! - HO HO!
HUH?
BANANA PEELS!
MY JEWELS!
OHH!
THE PILOTS DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
AND WHAT'S MORE, THEY SWEAR THE JEWELS WERE THERE
WHEN THEY TOOK OFF.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
ALL RIGHT, CHIEF. UH, RIGHT AWAY.
AAH!
MORE CLUES, SPINELLI.
YECCHH! YOU CALL THIS A CLUE?
HEY!
GOLLY!
THIEVES WHO STEAL JEWELS IN MID AIR!
YEAH, WHY DON'T WE EVER GET NEAT CASES LIKE THAT?
HOW ABOUT A BITE, MONTEREY?
SURE, PALLY. SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE, I ALWAYS SAY.
GEE, THANKS.
DON'T MENTION IT. WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
WHAT KIND OF CROOK SNACKS ON FRUIT
IN THE MIDDLE OF A HEIST?
A HUNGRY ONE?
OH, YOU'RE A REAL BIG HELP!
GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE!
SPEAKING OF HUNGRY...
[BOTH SNORING]
CHEESE!
UH-OH!
HMM, THOUGHT I HAD A PICKLE IN HERE.
OH, NO!
WHAT?
WHY, YOU!
GOT YOU NOW, MOUSE.
GET THAT RODENT!
GOTCHA!
WHAT?
- HERE THEY COME. - GET READY.
NOW!
[CRASH]
THAT DOES IT.
WE'VE GOT TO GET A CAT.
♪ YA DA DA DEE DEE ♪
♪ YA DA DA DOOP DE DOO ♪
SAY. THERE'S NOTHING LEFT.
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP THIS SNACKING, MONTEREY.
YEAH. WE COULD ALL HAVE BEEN CAUGHT ON ACCOUNT OF YOU.
AW, YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.
I'M AS FIT AS I EVER WAS.
UH-HUH.
YOU MATES ARE MISTAKING MY MUSCULARITY FOR FAT.
UH-HUH.
YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE LARGE BONES.
- [CHAIR CRACKS] - [GROANS]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
MY TUMMY'S GOT ITS OWN MIND.
THIS IS NOT RIGHT FOR A RESCUE RANGER TO LOOK.
FROM NOW ON, MONTEREY JACK'S ON A STRICT REGIMEN
OF DIET AND EXERCISE.
OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
SORRY, MATE, BUT THE FIRST THING
WE RANGERS GOT TO LEARN IS MODERATION.
WE?
HERE. HAVE A PARSLEY SPRIG.
POLICE ARE STILL NO CLOSER TO SOLVING THE MYSTERY
OF THE MYSTERIOUS MIDAIR ROBBERIES.
HOWEVER, THE HELICOPTER TRANSPORT COMPANY
HAS NO PLANS TO DISCONTINUE SERVICE.
THAT'S IT FOR THE NEWS.
NOW BACK TO AEROBIC DANCING WITH DEB.
COOL JETS, EVERYBODY.
LET'S START WITH THE BASICS.
HOW'S ABOUT PRACTICING A LITTLE MODERATION NOW, MONTEREY?
YEAH. I'M POOPED.
BUCK UP, LADS.
REMEMBER... NO PAIN, NO GAIN.
[CRASH]
SO MUCH FOR THE PAIN.
HOW'S ABOUT A BIT OF LUNCH?
THE STRONGEST BLOKE I EVER KNEW
LIVED OFF THIS STUFF FOR A YEAR
WHILST ENGAGED IN FINGER WRESTLING MATCH WITH A HIMALAYAN GORILLA.
KEPT HIM FROM GOING BANANAS.
WHAT WE HAVING?
DRIED BOLL WEEVIL IN WHEAT GERM GRANOLA.
HAVE A TRY.
[GULP]
EW! THIS STUFF TASTES TERRIBLE.
THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA, LOVE.
THAT WAY, YOU DON'T EAT TO MUCH.
[SNORING]
[CRASH]
CRIKEY! SOUNDS LIKE BURGLARS TO ME.
HYAH!
GOTCHA, YOU THIEVING BLUDGERS!
[GASPS]
UH, GOLLY, MONTY. THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.
UH-UH. WE'RE JUST, UH, UH...
A DREAM. YOU'RE DREAMING, MONTEREY.
AHH.
WELL, IF THIS IS A DREAM,
I'LL JUST FINISH IT BACK IN ME BED WHERE IT'S WARMER.
WHEW!
IF MY DREAM KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD FOR IT,
IT HAD BETTER BE GOING BACK TO BED, TOO.
[SNORING]
[HORN BLOWS]
RISE AND SHINE, MATES!
NOTHING LIKE A MORNING JOG TO WORK OUT THE KINKS!
WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO WORK OUT THE KINKS!
READY, GUYS?
READY.
[YAWNS] AND NOW FOR THE INCREDIBLY EARLY MORNING NEWS.
THERE WAS YET ANOTHER MIDAIR JEWEL HEIST LAST NIGHT.
POLICE ARE STILL BAFFLED
BY THE FRUITY CLUES BEING LEFT BEHIND.
AND IN OTHER NEWS...
FOOD!
[CHOMPING]
[HICCUP]
- THIS ONE WILL DO. - WHOA!
I'LL GRAB SOME BANANAS.
DO YOU THINK THIS IS ENOUGH?
IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR THOSE FOOLS THE BOSS IS USING.
BOY, THIS FRUIT MUST BE REALLY FRESH.
IT'S STILL MOVING.
HERE'S THE FRUIT LIKE YOU ORDERED, BOSS.
EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.
LET'S SEE NOW. APPLES, ORANGES, BANANAS.
VERY GOOD.
AND A PINEAPPLE!
YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELVES.
WHAT?
NO PEARS?
I TOLD YOU NINNIES
THEY LIKE A WIDE SELECTION.
HOW CAN YOU HAVE VARIETY WITHOUT PEARS?
[DOORBELL]
SAVED BY THE BELL, GENTLEMEN.
OOH, THAT WAS CLOSE.
SHH!
-[DING] - AHH, IF IT ISN'T MY LITTLE WINGED MESSENGERS NOW.
ENTRE VOUS, WON'T YOU?
GOSH. HE NEVER SPEAKS FRENCH TO US.
YOU SENT FOR US AGAIN, MR. FAT CAT BOSS MAN?
[YAWNS]
IT TOO EARLY FOR US FRUIT BATS, MAN.
THE SUN STILL SHINES.
I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO EAT.
NUH-UH-UH.
NOT UNTIL YOU AGREE TO TAKE CARE OF ANOTHER
TEENY, TINY, LITTLE JOB FOR THE BOSS MAN.
JAMAICAN FRUIT BATS DO ANYTHING FOR THE FRUIT, MAN.
YEAH, MAN. ANYTHING.
YES, I KNOW.
AND I LOVE IT!
GO FOR IT, BOYS.
EEE! HOW I DO LOVE THE PINEAPPLE FRUIT, MAN!
[BOTH GASP]
HEY, MAN, THIS IS THE MOST
RIGHTEOUS FRUIT I SEE IN A LONG TIME.
WATCH THIS... ONE BITE.
[BOTH GASP]
OH, A FRUIT THIS FINE MUST BE SHARED.
THAT'S RIGHT... WITH ME! GIVE ME THAT! GIVE ME THE PINEAPPLE.
OOH, THAT'S MINE.
[ALL ARGUING]
GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN,
IT'S TIME TO BE GOING.
[ARGUING CONTINUES]
RIGHT NOW!
IT WOULD BE SUCH A SHAME
IF YOU MISSED THE APPOINTMENT I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU.
R... R... RIGHT AWAY, MR. FAT CAT.
WE JUST TAKING OUR FRUIT WITH US.
IT JUST TO KEEP THE ENERGY UP.
HURRY BACK.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH FOREIGN IMPORTS...
IT'S A PAIN GETTING DECENT SERVICE.
MAN, THAT IS ONE CRAZY CAT.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, MAN.
HIS BANANA BOAT IS SHORT ONE BUNCH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA DO FOR FAT CAT?
LET'S GET THE RANGER PLANE AND FIND OUT.
HEY, YOU GUYS!
LET'S GO. WE GOT A CASE.
WELL, IT'S THE SLACKERS.
COULDN'T TAKE THE PACE, EH?
NO TIME FOR EXERCISE NOW, MONTEREY!
WE NEED THE RANGER PLANE TO...
OH, NO!
I HAD GADGET FIX IT SO WE CAN EXERCISE
EVEN WHEN WE'RE ON A CASE.
GOLLY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE HELPFUL.
HOW CAN WE TELL WHICH WAY THE FRUIT BATS WENT?
WE JUST FOLLOW THEIR TRAIL.
THOSE FRUIT BATS ARE FLYING GARBAGE DISPOSALS.
THIS'LL HAVE US FITTER THAN WEASELS IN A WASHTUB
IN NO TIME AT ALL.
[PANTING]
WHAT SAY WE TAKE A BREAK, YOU GUYS?
EVERYTHING IN MODERATION, YOU KNOW?
WE'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH UP TO 'EM.
WE MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP AND GO HOME.
[PANTING]
WELL, OKAY... IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT.
HEY! WHO ORDERED THE FRUIT COCKTAIL?
IT'S THOSE BATS.
[SIGHS]
NOW I'M READY FOR A RIGHTEOUS, FINE NAP.
NO TIME FOR THAT, BOOBOO. HERE COME OUR DATE,
AND SHE SURE IS LOOKING FAT FOR THE PLUCKING, MAN.
WONDER WHY THEY'RE GOING AFTER THAT HELICOPTER.
THAT'S THE KIND THAT WAS ROBBED.
IT'S THE FRUIT BATS!
THEY'RE STEALING JEWELS FOR FAT CAT!
THEN LET'S GO. START PEDALING!
[PANTING]
RIGHT. RESCUE RANGERS [GASPS] AWAY!
DALE, HEAD THEM OFF!
YOU BETCHA. WE CAN JUST...
WHOA!
IT'S THE DOWN DRAFT FROM THE PROPELLERS!
KEEP PUMPING!
TRY TO KEEP IT STEADY.
RIGHT.
THE WIND SHOULDN'T BOTHER US UNDER HERE.
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BATS?
I'LL FIND OUT.
HA HA! EASY AS SLICING KEY LIME PIE.
YOU WERE RIGHT, CHIP.
THEY'RE THE JEWEL THIEVES.
SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
[PANTING] COME ON, MONTY.
CAN'T LET YOUR MATES HAVE ALL THE FUN.
[SCREAMS]
AAH!
MONTEREY!
HELP!
MONTY!
[GRUNTS]
RESCUE RANGERS AWAY!
CRIKEY!
GRAB ON, MONTY!
HAVE YOU UP IN JUST A SEC, GUYS.
GOLLY, THAT WAS HANDY.
THAT BE THE MOST OF IT.
TIME TO GET BACK TO THE FAT CAT.
THAT LOONY CAT BETTER HAVE SOME RIGHTEOUS FINE FRUIT
TO PAY FOR THIS WORK.
I GOT MY WIND BACK NOW, MATES,
BUT THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
NOT IF WE CAN HITCH A RIDE.
HOW ABOUT IT, MONTEREY?
WELL, I SAY GO FOR IT!
ELEVATOR COMING DOWN!
OH, NO! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
MY DAYS AT THE CIRCUS TAUGHT ME
THE TWO RULES OF ACROBATICS:
ONE, TRY NOT TO LOOK DOWN,
TWO, DON'T FALL ON THE CLOWNS!
HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
STOP SHAKING THE LOAD, MAN.
ME? YOU'RE THE ONE NOT CARRYING THE LOAD.
AHH.
THIS'LL DO.
ISN'T COMMERCE WONDERFUL?
IMAGINE TRADING NECTARINES FOR NECKLACES,
BANANAS FOR BROOCHES,
AND TANGELOS FOR TIARAS.
OH!
OH, I'M SO SHREWD.
YOU'RE THE SHREWDEST, BOSS.
THE MOST TIPTOP, FAT CAT.
[SIGHS]
BUT IT CAN'T LAST FOREVER, YOU KNOW.
THE COPS WILL WISE UP
AND FIND ANOTHER WAY TO SHIP THE JEWELS,
AND THEN I'LL SHIP THOSE BATTY FRUITCAKES
BACK TO JAMAICA!
REALLY?
GOSH. WE THOUGHT YOU LIKED THEM BETTER THAN US.
WHAT?
BETTER THAN YOU,
WHO'VE BEEN WITH ME THROUGH THICK AND THIN,
BOOM AND BUST?
YOU, MI AMIGOS?
COMPADRES? MON FRERES?
YOU?
HELLO, FAT CAT.
WE COME BACK, MAN.
GENTLEMEN!
WHAT HAVE MY FAVORITE FRUIT BATS BROUGHT ME?
[GASPS]
PEARLS AND DIAMONDS
AND RESCUE RANGERS
AND EMERALDS AND...
RESCUE RANGERS?
GET THEM!
OH, THEY AFTER OUR FRUIT.
THAT'S OURS!
BANANA, BANANA, BANANA.
COME ON!
FIRE UP THE CUISINART, BOYS.
IT'S TIME FOR SOME RESCUE RANGER PRESERVES!
[RUMBLING]
WHAT IN THE WORLD?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WE'VE SNAGGED SOMETHING.
GET UNDER COVER!
WHAT HAPPENING?
HERE, KITTY, KITTY.
SAY, "AHH."
[ALL SCREAM]
AAH!
YOU KNOW, MAN,
I THINK I'M GETTING TIRED OF THE FRUITS.
YEAH, MAN. MAYBE WE CAN EAT SOMETHING SOFTER.
[GROANS]
THE MISSING JEWELS.
WHERE'D THEY COME FROM?
OH, DRAT!
THE STOLEN JEWELS WERE RECOVERED,
BUT THE IDENTITY OF THE THIEVES
REMAINS A MYSTERY.
NOT TO MENTION THE GUYS WHO RECOVERED THEM.
ANOTHER BROMINE TABLET, ZIPPER, MY PAL.
HA HA!
NOTHING TOPS A LITTLE TIME IN A HOT TUB.
HEY!
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN'?
ER, UH... I THOUGHT MAYBE WE'VE
HAD ENOUGH EXERCISING.
RIGHT.
EVERYTHING IN MODERATION!
[ALL LAUGH]
[END MUSIC PLAYING]