♪♪
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)
♪ Sometimes some crimes
♪ Go slippin' through the cracks
♪ But these two gumshoes
♪ Are pickin' up the slack
♪ There's no case too big, no case too small
♪ When you need help, just call
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's
♪ Rescue Rangers
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ When there's danger
♪ No, no, it never fails
♪ 'Cause once they're involved
♪ Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ Rescue Rangers
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ When there's danger
♪ No, no, it never fails
♪ They'll take the clues
♪ And find the wheres and whys and whos
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ Rescue Rangers
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale
♪ When there's danger
♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪
(BIRDS TWITTERING)
Gadget's gone too far this time, Chip.
She's got these blinkin' propellers facin' the wrong way.
She knows what she's doing, Monterey.
I'm sure the Ranger Wing is perfectly safe.
GADGET: Oh, darn.
I'm always ending up with parts left over.
Yeah, about as safe as a joyride on the Titanic.
GADGET: Are you sure power is getting through those connectors?
(SQUEAKING)
Looks like it to me.
(DOOR CRASHING)
What do you think you're doing in the pilot seat?
That's okay.
I told Dale I wanted everyone to know how to pilot the Ranger Wing.
(SPLUTTERING)
The controls are really simple.
Simple controls for a simple mind.
Oh, you're just being jealous 'cause you don't have a scarf.
(CHUCKLING) I... I... I was just thinkin', uh,
it's a shame no one's savin' this moment in pictures.
I'll just pop down to the camera store to...
(SCREAMING)
DALE: Wowie! This is great.
How do you make it go up and down?
(MONTEREY AND CHIP SCREAMING)
Never mind, I found it.
Are you crazy?
Why do I even ask?
What's this?
That's the hover switch.
It should turn the Ranger Wing into a helicopter.
- Should? - Should?
Gosh, I've never been up this high.
Pally, I know birds who've never been up this high.
DALE: Wow, look at those clouds.
GADGET: Better stay away from them, Dale.
The updrafts can be very tricky.
Oh, I can handle a little draft.
(ALL SCREAMING)
Take her down, pally.
I left me stomach back on the ground floor.
I'm not doing anything.
- We must be caught in the jet stream. - What's that?
Do you have to ask?
Hang on, mates.
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
You don't mind if I do the piloting, do you, Dale?
Is everyone all right?
I'll let you know when me noggin stops spinnin'.
GADGET: Actually, the jet stream is a high-speed wind current
in the upper atmosphere.
CHIP: A very cold wind current.
Golly! Where are we?
MONTEREY: Looks like the Himalayas.
Crikey! This jet stream carried us halfway around the world.
(ALL WHOOPING)
(WIND HOWLING)
I thought we were out of the jet stream.
We are.
This is just a blizzard.
Oh, lucky us.
Lookit, there's a bird out there.
Oh, great! Now he's seeing things.
No, Dale's right. Look over there.
GADGET: He'll freeze if we don't get him.
Hurry up with that net, Dale.
All set.
MONTEREY: Good shot, mates.
Now we just need to find a place to land.
Preferably someplace warm.
Golly!
It doesn't look like that's gonna be a problem.
(BIRD TWITTERING)
These hot springs must be what keeps the valley warm.
Just like a steam radiator.
Yeah, 'cept you don't have to bang
on the pipes to get more heat.
Just the thing to warm up our bluebird.
He's not blue anymore.
Why did you save me?
Huh?
We're the Rescue Rangers. It's our job.
I am Chirp Sing, former pet to the Emperor Dim Sun.
How did you get stuck in that blizzard?
I was trying to leave the valley.
Leave? Why?
This seems like as close to paradise as you can get,
outside of a cheese factory.
I have brought shame to my family.
I am cursed and have given the Emperor
a sickness of the mind.
DIM SUN: I saw them.
(GASPING) It is the Emperor Dim Sun.
DIM SUN: I am not imagining it.
They wait until the night,
then fly out to cause a horrible mess.
But what, my lord?
What hides in the imperial closets?
Was it the spirit warriors again?
No. The dragons, you foolish fish.
They tore my entire bed in two.
But, Emperor, your bed chamber was undisturbed.
And your bed was in a single piece.
And, remember? You were under it.
I was?
Well, those fiendish devils must have sewn it up again.
Goodness, but they are most tricky.
You see? He is not in his right mind.
Dragons? Spirit warriors?
I guess you're not the only crazy one in the valley.
But, Most Wise One, how can...
How can a flock of most loyal ministers
peck at our leader with such annoying questions?
Ah, Sister.
I was just telling them...
I have heard.
I have taken the liberty of having your closets nailed shut.
That is Su Lin, the Emperor's sister.
She cares for him very much.
Little brother, you work too hard in the service of the valley.
It is time to get some rest.
Yes, that would be good.
You are sure the closets are nailed tight?
Quite sure.
No doubt the dragons have made
a shambles of my argyle sweaters.
But, Su Lin, there are affairs of state
that our Emperor must attend to.
My brother is in no condition to be deciding such matters.
(SIGHING) Perhaps he can look at them later.
Come, I must see him again.
Wow, this place looks like a toy store.
They are all presents to the Emperor from Su Lin.
This one looks a mite like you, Chirp Sing.
CHIRP SING: It is my replacement.
Replacement?
Why would they replace you with a toy?
Su Lin thinks I was sent by evil spirits to drive the Emperor mad.
What?
Hey, look at me. I'm a warrior.
Any dragons show up around here and I'll skewer them.
(SQUEAKING)
Oh, it moves!
En garde.
(EXCLAIMING)
Golly.
Su Lin has extraordinary talent for mechanical things.
Gotcha.
(GRUNTING)
(GONGING)
I always said Dale makes quite an impression.
You're lucky you only hit your head.
Here, let me wipe that oil off.
Can't you be serious for once?
Oh. You just don't know how to have fun anymore.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
You don't have any imagination.
It's just that I know what's real and what's not.
I do, too.
DIM SUN: Any dragons in there had better run and hide.
I have brought a great and fierce warrior with me.
(DIM SUN CLEARING THROAT)
Yes, I love to chop dragons into the littlest of bits.
I am going to stay with the Emperor all night long
while I sharpen my sword.
Boy, he's crazier than Dale.
He's not. I mean, we're not crazy.
And don't touch my argyle sweaters.
Well, at least I'm not.
I must go to him.
What? Get back. Get away!
It's Chirp Sing, my little nightingale.
I have missed you so.
Do you have a song for me?
(CLEARING THROAT)
(CHIRPING)
SU LIN: What?
It's that bird. Get away.
Get away, you evil thing.
No! Stop!
I cannot stay. I must fly.
Don't worry. We'll watch the Emperor for you.
SU LIN: Get out!
Aw, it was only Chirp Sing.
He was trying to cheer me up with a song.
It is an evil spirit sent by your enemies to give you bad dreams.
Did not your visions start when that bird started visiting?
Well, not exactly.
And has not your sister crafted a new nightingale for you?
Do you not like it?
It is exquisite, but...
Then let its song sing you to sleep.
(MECHANICAL CHIRPING)
Good night, Brother.
Good night, Su Lin.
Well, it's past midnight.
No sign of dragons or anything else.
GADGET: These clockwork figures are fantastic.
I bet Su Lin has a workshop with everything I need
to finish repairs on the Ranger Wing.
Well, let's check it out.
Monterey Jack, you and Dale keep
an eye on the Emperor for Chirp Sing.
And try to keep Dale awake.
(SPLUTTERING)
"And try to stay awake." Ha!
I'll show him that I can take things seriously.
Say, you think this thing can play any other tunes?
I hope not.
I couldn't stand another chirp
from that mechanical feather duster.
Hey, this thing's still working.
(MECHANICAL CHIRPING)
(COUGHING)
(COUGHING) What's going on?
(GROANING)
Now that you mention it, its song does have a sweet lilt to it.
(COUGHING)
Oh.
(LAUGHING) What have I here?
A little elf person.
Ooh. Elves are much nicer than dragons and warriors.
Have you come to do tricks for me?
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
I'd call this a trick. Wonder how I did it.
Oh, little elf.
My tummy is not liking this.
DALE: That makes three of us.
Oh, goodness, I am a growing boy.
No, no. The room is shrinking.
Elf person, I am not ready to be made small.
It is safe again.
Please, no more tricks.
I must get some sleep.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Monterey!
(SCREAMING)
Wake up, Monterey. We gotta save the Emperor.
(BLUBBERING)
Right. To the rescue.
Right after me nap.
(GASPING)
Yikes!
It has been the nicest of times visiting with you fellows
but I really must be sleeping.
(SCREAMING)
(SQUEAKING)
Wow, she's got every size gear I need.
I won't even have to modify anything.
This stuff'll make the Ranger Wing better than ever.
Golly, I haven't seen a left-shafted comp wrench in ages.
Hey!
Oh, my gosh!
Sorry, Chip, I'll have you out in a jiffy.
(GASPING) Or not.
Hold on, Chip.
I don't have much choice.
(GRUNTING)
Oh, no, thanks, Zipper. I'm not thirsty.
(SQUEAKING)
Oh, it's oil.
Great idea, Zipper.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Jeepers, I thought Su Lin's inventions were just wind-up toys.
Well, just be careful.
We don't need any more surprises.
Golly, a computer.
Hey, that's a picture of this valley.
Gee, I don't remember those buildings.
They cover the whole valley.
(TAPPING ON WINDOW)
Hi, Chirp Sing.
I thought it was safe to return,
but... but why are you not watching the Emperor?
Don't worry, he's safe.
Monterey Jack and Dale are with him.
(DIM SUN SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
- Dale! - Dale!
(SCREAMING)
Chip, there was guys with swords,
and I was an elf and made the bed fly.
And then we started growing but the room was shrinking.
Ouch! What'd you do that for?
What are you talking about? You're not making any sense.
There's no point in talking to you. Where's Monterey Jack?
(GASPING) He's still back in there.
We gotta save him.
Be ready to run for cover
in case the bed is flying around again.
And be quiet.
The sword guys might be waiting for us.
What sword guys?
Monty, you're all right.
Are all of the sword guys gone?
Hey, what happened?
Who cleaned everything up?
That was all cut up and those things cut the bed in half.
You saw it, Monterey. Tell them what happened.
Sorry, pally, when I woke up, you and Dim Sun were gone.
It's okay, Dale. Everything is all right.
But it's not all right.
I mean, this stuff's all right
but it shouldn't be all right.
DALE: 'Cause it wasn't.
I understand, Dale.
Maybe things shouldn't be all right.
No, of course it should be all right.
Say, why are you being so nice to me?
How come you aren't calling me crazy?
Nobody said you were crazy.
You aren't crazy.
I am, too.
Am too, am too, am too.
What am I saying?
(SCREAMING)
There were four of them.
They attacked right after the bed landed.
You see? He saw them, too.
And this one cut my nightshirt.
But, Emperor, this is only a bedpost.
And the room seems in perfect order.
But... But it was...
It is obvious that the Emperor's nightmare has upset him.
Yeah, but I was awake!
Wasn't I?
I will have the royal physician
mix a potion that will allow you to rest.
Yes, Sister.
Perhaps that is best.
SU LIN: Honored sirs,
I am afraid the Emperor can no longer perform his duties.
(ALL GASPING)
You mean, r-replace the Emperor?
MAN: B-B-But then who would...
Of course, as his sister, I will assume the throne until he is well.
Su Lin was right.
I am cursed.
I have brought madness to my Emperor.
Now to friend Dale, too.
Me? But I'm not crazy.
Am I?
Oh, Dale, it's all my fault.
I put too much pressure on you
and I was always calling you crazy.
But I'm not crazy. Those sword guys really did move.
Oh, poor Dale.
GADGET: But he might be right, Chip.
This is the same kind of oil that Su Lin uses in her inventions.
I think this thing is able to move.
You see. You see.
And I do remember some sort of smoke comin' out of this thing.
Wow, after getting a whiff of that stuff,
anyone would think those mechanical things were real.
The Emperor isn't crazy, Chirp Sing.
But somebody wants everyone to think he is.
SU LIN: That potion will ensure you sleep soundly, Brother.
Thank you, Su Lin.
(SNORING)
It has to be her. Let's check it out.
SU LIN: I've been looking at the plans
and I'm sure we can squeeze in another dozen condominiums.
Look, once I am Empress, I can do anything I want.
We'll make room by knocking down the palace.
I won't need it.
Once this deal is locked down, I'm Monte Carlo bound.
Golly!
She just wants to control the valley so she can sell it off.
But it's gonna be a mite hard provin' that.
No problem. We'll just get her to confess.
Confess? Are you crazy?
Yes, I'm crazy. Crazy like a fox.
Too bad we couldn't move the walls
but at least the bed's all set.
Then let's give her a taste of her own medicine.
(COUGHING)
What is...
Ow!
My nightingale?
But you can't fly, only sing.
(SCREAMING)
Huh? What?
You can't walk. I made you.
Ow!
(SNORING)
Snug as a bug.
All right, Chirp Sing.
Where are you? Show yourself.
(GASPS)
(SHRIEKING)
Dim Sun, you must...
This is all a trick.
This is merely a mannequin.
Oh, hello, Su Lin.
(WATER SPLASHING)
(SU LIN SCREAMING)
What is all this nonsense?
Oh, no, it is happening again.
Emperor, let us help you.
Are you all right?
You see this, too?
MINISTER: Yes, Emperor.
It is some sort of cruel trick.
Thank you. Thank you.
It is a trick. Thank goodness.
Much better than my tricks.
What do you mean, your tricks?
I only used my inventions to make Dim Sun think he was crazy.
This is much...
I mean...
I...
So, my own sister, huh?
Tried to drive me away from my throne.
Ministers, take her away.
But it was only a...
A joke. That's it, a joke.
CHIP: Great plan, Dale.
Sorry we thought you were crazy.
No, we're the ones who are crazy.
Crazy about you.