♪♪
♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ 'CAUSE ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
HURRY, MATES! WE'RE GETTING CLOSE.
THIS WAY! THIS WAY!
LOOK! THERE IT IS.
BONZER! YOU FOUND IT, GADGEY.
BIG DEAL.
WE FOUND A FRISBEE.
MONTY: AWFUL SWEET LITTLE FELLOW, EH?
YEAH, JUST LIKE THIS CASE.
AWFUL AND LITTLE.
WHAT WE NEED TO FIND IS A REALLY BIG CASE.
HOW ABOUT THAT BIG GERMAN SHEPHERD WHO LOST HIS ACCENT?
IS THAT A YES?
MAYBE WE CAN RESCUE THE WHALES FROM EXTINCTION.
OR ALL THE SHIPS THAT HAVE BEEN LOST IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE.
YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A BIG CASE, WOULDN'T IT, GADGET?
WE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW.
NOT UNTIL I FINISH INSTALLING MY NEW SUPER-SENSITIVE GYROCOMPASS NAVIGATION PANEL.
HOW'S IT COMING, MONTY?
BE DONE IN TWO OR THREE JIFFS, LOVE.
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
MY NAME IS MIDGE.
IS THIS THE WAY TO CAPISTRANO?
CAPISTRANO? AS IN SAN JUAN?
ALL THE SWALLOWS GO THERE THIS TIME OF YEAR.
LAST YEAR, I JUST FOLLOWED EVERYBODY ELSE.
BUT THIS YEAR, I CAN'T FIND ANYBODY.
AND NOW I'M AFRAID I'M LOST.
DON'T YOU WORRY. THE RESCUE RANGERS WILL HELP,
EVEN IF WE HAVE TO TAKE YOU TO CAPISTRANO OURSELVES.
WHAT?
OF COURSE, I'LL HAVE TO FINISH MY WORK ON THE RANGER WING FIRST.
NO, NO, NO! WE ARE NOT A DELIVERY SERVICE.
OUR NEXT CASE IS GOING TO BE A BIG ONE.
BIG, BIG, BIG.
[CRYING]
[SOBBING]
WHY ARE WE CRYING ANYHOW?
THEY'RE TEARS OF JOY OVER OUR NEW CASE.
WE'RE TAKING MIDGE HERE TO CAPISTRANO.
GEE, I WONDER WHERE ALL THE OTHER BIRDS ARE, ANYWAY.
[ROOSTER CROWS]
♪ SING A SONG OF SIX PENCE ♪
♪ POCKET FULL OF RYE ♪
♪ MRS. SWEENEY MAKES YOU ♪
♪ HER FAVORITE CHICKEN PIE ♪
OH SWEENEY, YOU LITTLE DICKENS,
SOMEDAY YOU'LL BE MORE FAMOUS THAN BETTY WHAT'S-HER-NAME,
MORE POPULAR THAN THAT OLD COLONEL FELLA.
AND MORE IMPORTANT, YOU'LL BE RICH.
RICH! RICH! RICH!
HA HA HA HA! RICH!
NOT RICH, MA. TODD.
MY NAME IS TODD.
YOUR NAME WILL BE MUD IF YOU DON'T STOP SNEAKING UP ON ME LIKE THAT.
YES, MAMA.
OUCH!
NO GO GET ME MORE BIRDS.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT CAPISTRANO.
THE PALM TREES SWAYING,
THE OCEAN WAVES CRASHING.
THE COOL BREEZES BLOWING.
ACCORDING TO MY GYROCOMPASS,
WE SHOULD BE LANDING IN CAPISTRANO ANY MOMENT NOW.
- YECCHH! - UGH!
- [COUGH] - [COUGH]
SWALLOWS ARE KIND OF BIG THIS YEAR, AIN'T THEY?
HEY, WHERE ARE THE PALM TREES? AND THE OCEAN?
GADGET: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
MY NEW GYROCOMPASS SAID THIS WAS CAPISTRANO.
IF THIS ISN'T CAPISTRANO, WHAT IS IT?
ANOTHER DELAY ON OUR WAY TO A REALLY BIG CASE.
HEY, THERE ARE SOME BIRDS.
MAYBE THEY'VE SEEN MY FLOCK.
WELL, ANOTHER CASE CLOSED.
CHIP, THIS CASE IS NOT OVER UNTIL WE GET MIDGE TO CAPISTRANO.
AND THIS IS NOT CAPISTRANO.
OH, ALL RIGHT.
ZIPPER, FOLLOW THAT BIRD.
AYE, AYE!
NOW WHO TURNED THIS UP?
- HEY, MA. - AAH!
HOW'D YOU LIKE ALL THE BIRDIES I CAUGHT?
SHUCKS. I'LL BET THEY'LL MAKE YOU RICH ENOUGH
TO BUY ALL THE DIAMONDS YOU COULD EVER HOPE FOR.
GET IT? HOPE? DIAMOND?
HOPE DIAMOND?
I'M JUST FUNNY. I'M SO FUNNY.
OW!
IT WAS JUST A JOKE, MA.
THAT WASN'T FOR YOUR JOKE.
THIS IS FOR YOUR JOKE.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO TURN THIS UP SO HIGH?
I DON'T KNOW. TEN OR 20. WHY?
LET ME EXPLAIN IT ONE MORE TIME, TODDIE, MY BOY.
PRETEND LIKE YOUR HEAD IS THE EARTH.
UP HERE AT THE TOP... IS THE NORTH POLE.
THE NORTH POLE HAS A MAGNETIC PULL
THAT LITTLE BIRDIES USE TO FIND THEIR WAY AROUND.
I, BEING THE BUSINESS GENIUS I AM,
SET UP MY OWN SOLAR-POWERED ELECTROMAGNET
TO ATTRACT THE LITTLE BIRDIES TO MY FACTORY.
I KEEP MY MAGNET WELL HIDDEN,
SORT OF LIKE YOUR BRAIN, TODDIE.
OK. SO?
SO, I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO FIND MY MAGNET.
AND IF YOU KEEP TURNING IT UP TOO HIGH
SOMEONE IS GOING TO FIND IT. UNDERSTAND?
YES, MAMA.
THE NORTH POLE, HUH? AND ALL THIS TIME
I THOUGHT IT WAS DANDRUFF.
THERE MUST'VE BEEN A MIXUP AT THE HOSPITAL.
ARE YOU SURE MIDGE CAME THIS WAY?
I DON'T SEE HER.
COME ON!
WOW. THIS PLACE IS LIKE A GIANT FUN HOUSE.
THESE ARE SOLAR MIRRORS, DALE.
THEY MAKE ELECTRICITY BY REFLECTING HEAT FROM THE SUN.
BUT I WONDER WHERE ALL THE ENERGY GOES.
[BIRDS CAW]
- DO YOU HEAR THAT? - IT CAME FROM OVER THERE.
SOUNDS LIKE ALFRED HITCHCOCK'S MAKING A MOVIE OVER THERE.
GIVE ME A HAND, WILL YOU, DALE?
WHOA!
CRIKEY!
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
GADGET: LOOKS LIKE A HUGE BAKERY.
HEY, MAYBE WE CAN SAVE A CAKE FROM FALLING.
MIDGE: CHIP? DALE?
COME ON, MATES. IT'S MIDGE.
HURRY! WE'VE GOT TO FIND HER!
LOOK AT ALL THOSE BIRDS!
BIRDS?
I DON'T SEE BIRDS.
YOU HEAR SOMETHING, JACK?
PROBABLY THE OLD LADY
COME TO FEED US SOME BIG, FAT BIRDS AGAIN, NICKELS.
I SURE AM SICK OF EATING BIRDS, AREN'T YOU?
I'D GIVE UP MY CLAWS FOR A NICE, FAT, TASTY MOUSE.
COME ON, MONTY! WE HAVE TO SAVE MIDGE.
BUT, GADGE, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE CATS!
LOOK AT SIZE OF THOSE EYES.
RIGHT! FULL SPEED AHEAD, MATES.
COME ON, DALE, LET'S GET THIS RESCUE OVER WITH.
DALE? WHERE ARE YOU?
WHAT'S SO FUNNY? WE HAVE A CASE.
STUPID, BUT STILL A CASE.
CAN'T I HAVE FUN?
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
SAY, JACK.
HOW'D YOU LIKE A NICE JUICY CHIPMUNK SANDWICH
FOR A CHANGE?
YOU KNOW ME. I'M JUST YOUR AVERAGE HUNGRY DEVIL.
- UH-OH. - UH-OH.
BRILLIANT PLAN FOR THE BOYS TO KEEP THOSE FELINES BUSY
WHILE WE FREE THE BIRDS.
I SURE HOPE IT WAS A PLAN, MONTY.
THIS WAY, DALE.
WE'RE REALLY MOVING, CHIP.
WE SURE ARE.
NOW THIS IS RUNNING.
HEY, CHIP.
SLOW DOWN AND SMELL THE CUPCAKES.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
NEVER QUESTION GOOD FORTUNE.
IT WILL ONLY LEAD TO...
CATS!
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GIVE THEM A LITTLE A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY.
WE'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE.
AND WE'RE NOT GETTING THERE FAST.
HERE'S DINNER.
WHAT'LL WE DO, CHIP?
WE CAN'T RUN ANY FASTER UNLESS WE GO THE OTHER WAY.
THAT'S THE DUMBEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.
LET'S TRY IT.
ARE YOU NUTS?
JUST DO LIKE I DO. GO WITH THE FLOW.
- ALLEY OOP! - OH, MAN!
AND I HAD MY HEART SET ON A CHIPMUNK SALAD SANDWICH.
HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTIES!
UH-OH. THE OLD LADY.
LATER, CHIPMUNKS.
- [PURR] - [PURR]
THERE'S MY LITTLE BABIES.
MOMMY WANTS KITTIES TO STAY BY THE CAGE
AND GUARD ALL THE LITTLE BIRDIES.
IF KITTY DISOBEYS, KITTY WILL GET THIS.
OUCH!
BOY, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
YOU SAID IT. THIS BAKERY IS FOR THE BIRDS.
- BIRDS? - MIDGE!
TODDIE, MY BOY, IT'S TIME TO MAKE CULINARY HISTORY.
COME ON, MATES. IT'S TIME TO GET OUT OF HERE.
TURN ON THE CHICKEN POT PIE MACHINE.
[CAWING]
- ZIPPER, GET HELP! - AYE, AYE!
DID YOU SAY CHICKEN POT PIE?
THAT'S RIGHT, TODDIE.
BUT, MOM, THOSE AREN'T CHICKENS.
THOSE ARE BIRDIES.
NOW, TODDIE. CHICKENS ARE BIRDIES,
- AREN'T THEY? - I GUESS.
BUT CHICKEN BIRDIES COST LOTS OF MONEY.
WILD BIRDIES ARE FREE,
AND FREE MEANS MOTHER CAN MAKE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS
OF CHICKEN POT PIES WITHOUT SPENDING A DIME.
THIS WILL MAKE MOMMY RICH.
RICH! RICH! RICH! RICH!
- RICH! - OUCH!
COME ON, EVERYONE. WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT...
CRIKEY!
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO LIGHT AND FLAKY PIE CRUST?
KEEP TRYING, MONTY!
WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS.
FOLLOW ME! FOLLOW ME!
[BIRDS CAW]
UH-OH.
SOMETHING TELLS ME THOSE AREN'T CHERRY PIES.
WHAT'LL WE DO? WHAT'LL WE DO?
[CAW CAW]
GRAB THE END OF THAT PASTRY DOUGH!
OVER HERE, ZIPPER!
BOMBS AWAY!
WHAT'S THAT FOR, CHIP? WHAT'S THAT FOR?
GO ON, GIRLS! SAVE YOURSELVES.
MY HAT!
- WHOA! - HELP! HELP!
YOU HEAR SOMETHING, JACK?
I HEAR SOMETHING, NICKELS.
- UH-OH. AAH! - THANKS, MATES.
WE'VE GOT TO HELP THE OTHERS, QUICK!
THE OLD LADY'S GONNA LOSE HER COOKIES OVER THIS ONE.
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? DO SOMETHING!
STOP THOSE BIRDS!
YES, SIR, MOM. EASY AS PIE.
GET IT? PIE?
JUST GET THE BIRDS!
I'LL BOP YOUR HEAD LATER.
COME HERE, YOU STUPID BIRD!
OUCH!
MY BIRDS!
COME BACK, YOU FEATHERED FREAKS!
I'M NEVER GOING TO GET MY SHIPMENT OUT IN TIME.
HEY. HOW ABOUT WE JUST TURN UP THE POWER ON THE MAGNET
AND ATTRACT A WHOLE BUNCH OF NEW BIRDIES?
NOW, TODDIE, WHAT DID MOMMY SAY ABOUT TURNING UP
THE ELECTROMAGNET?
UM... DON'T DO IT?
RIGHT!
OUCH!
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
SO YOU'LL REMEMBER NOT TO FORGET.
AN ELECTROMAGNET!
THAT'S WHAT'S ATTRACTING THE BIRDS.
GOLLY, I'LL BET IT WAS THEIR ELECTROMAGNET
THAT THREW THE RANGER WING OFF COURSE, TOO.
WOW. MAYBE THIS CASE IS BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT.
COME ON. WE'VE GOT TO FIND THAT MAGNET.
- [GRUNTING] - WHAT'S THAT?
MIDGE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU SHOULD HAVE ESCAPED WITH THE REST OF THE BIRDS.
I WANTED TO SAVE YOUR HAT, MR. CHIP, SIR.
IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO.
GADGET: ACCORDING TO MY INSTRUMENTS,
THE MAGNET IS SOMEWHERE CLOSE BY.
VERY CLOSE BY.
I BETTER DO SOMETHING TO GET MAMA SOME MORE BIRDIES.
GADGET: UH-OH! THE MAGNET'S SO STRONG,
I CAN'T CONTROL THE RANGER WING.
I'M GONNA GET MAMA A MILLION BIRDS,
A JILLION BIRDS, A KAZILLION BIRDS!
- AAH! - AAH!
UH-OH. MAMA SAID DON'T TURN UP THE MAGNET TOO HIGH.
CRIKEY! WHAT'S HAPPENING?
I CAN'T CONTROL IT!
OH NO! WE DIDN'T MAKE IT.
WE'RE GHOSTS!
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
AWFUL!
DON'T BE SILLY, DALE.
YOU'RE NOT A GHOST. YOU'RE A DOUGHBOY.
OH, THANK YOU, CHIP! THANK YOU!
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHEN THE MIRROR PANELS TURNED AWAY FROM THE SUN,
THE ELECTROMAGNET LOST ITS ENERGY SOURCE.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF WE TURNED THE MIRRORS STRAIGHT UP,
TO CATCH THE DESERT'S NOON-DAY SUN,
IT MIGHT MAKE THE MAGNET POWERFUL ENOUGH TO PULL IN A FULL-SIZE AIRPLANE.
BONZER IDEA, GADGET!
THAT'D BRING A POLICEMAN OR TWO OUT HERE, I'D WAGER.
UH-OH. GOT A BONZER IDEA HOW TO GET RID OF THEM?
DON'T WORRY. WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT YOU.
WE'RE JUST GONNA BITE YOUR LITTLE HEADS OFF.
RUN!
DALE, MONTY, YOU DISTRACT THESE CATS,
WHILE, GADGET, ZIPPER AND I FIND THE MASTER CONTROL OF THE MAGNET.
YOU WANT ME TO T-TAKE CARE OF THE C-CATS, CHIPPER?
DON'T DO IT FOR ME, MONTY. DO IT FOR MIDGE.
THOSE EYES OUGHT TO BE REGISTERED AS LETHAL WEAPONS.
ALL RIGHT! THIS FACTORY AIN'T BIG ENOUGH
FOR THE FOUR OF US.
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE, CHEESE BREATH.
UH, RIGHT.
SO, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US.
♪ WHEN THE PIES WERE OPEN ♪
♪ THE BIRDS BEGAN TO SING ♪
♪ SWEENEY GIRL, YOU'RE FINALLY ♪
♪ RICHER THAN THE QUEEN ♪
THERE'S THE CONTROL PANEL, CHIP.
BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET UP THERE?
CHIP: WE NEED THAT SPOON.
I'LL GET IT, SIR.
MIDGE! WHAT ARE YOU...?
EEEK!
GOOD WORK, MIDGE.
GET AWAY! SHOO!
OH, I'VE GOT A CUPCAKE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.
HERE WE GO!
NOW IF I CAN JUST GET THESE CONTROLS TO MOVE.
THE LITTLE GUY'S GOT SOME KIND OF DEATH WISH, DOESN'T HE?
COME ON, MATE! PUT 'EM UP!
I'LL GIVE YOU THE OLD WOMBAT TWO!
[YOWL]
GOOD SHOW, MONTEREY!
[GROWLS]
THESE MIRRORS ARE GREAT!
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY CHEDDAR BELLY!
I MUST HAVE A 6-INCH WAIST.
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHERE'D ALL THESE RODENTS COME FROM?
MAMA WILL BE MIGHTY MAD IF SHE FINDS OUT THERE'S RATS IN HER FACTORY.
I BETTER GET RID OF THEM.
THERE! WE DID IT!
IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE THE PLANES START TO LAND.
RIGHT, BUT IN THE MEANTIME, WE'D BETTER TAKE OFF.
OH NO! IT'S NOT WORKING!
TOO MANY OF THE MIRRORS ARE BROKEN.
WHAT NOW?
WE'VE GOT TO FIND MORE MIRRORS.
AHA! GOTCHA!
[CRASH]
HUH?
GOOD WORK, CHIP.
UH-OH.
WHY, YOU LITTLE...
WHOA!
LOOK OUT, MAMA!
GADGET: LOOK! OUR MIRRORS!
WE'VE GOT TO GET THESE PIE TINS AROUND THE STATUE.
TRY TO COVER THE GROUND WITH THEM!
I HOPE THE ELECTROMAGNET KICKS IN SOON, GADGET.
WE CAN'T KEEP THIS UP FOREVER.
TIME TO LAND ALREADY?
BUT THIS CAN'T BE BURBANK. THE AIR'S TOO CLEAN.
HEADQUARTERS, THIS HERE IS THE SHERIFF.
THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME UNUSUAL FLIGHT ACTIVITY
AROUND THE SWEENEY FACTORY.
I'M CHECKING IT OUT.
THAT'S ALL OF THEM, GADGET.
FORGET ABOUT ME, YOU IDIOT,
AND TURN OFF THAT MAGNET!
OUT OF MY WAY, VARMINTS!
WHOA!
MAMA!
GRACIOUS! IT'S A SHAME THEY WASTED
A GOOD NAME LIKE DUMBO ON AN ELEPHANT.
WHOA!
HI, MAMA!
HEY, I MADE A JOKE! HI?
HIGH?
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BOP ME ON THE HEAD FOR THAT ONE.
OW!
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LET GO OF YOUR SLINGSHOT, BOY?
HUH?
OH!
GOOD IDEA.
WHOA!
[CRASH]
EVERY FAMILY TREE HAS ITS SAP.
HEY, MA.
MAYBE NOW YOU CAN RELAX SINCE YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
GET IT? A REST?
SHERIFF, DO ME A FAVOR
AND BOP HIM ON THE HEAD.
WAIT TILL THEY GET A LOAD OF THIS DOWN AT HEADQUARTERS.
THIS IS THE BIGGEST CASE WE'VE EVER HAD AROUND THESE PARTS.
HEAR THAT, CHIP?
WE SOLVED THE BIGGEST CASE THEY'VE EVER HAD AROUND THESE PARTS.
YEP. BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE HOW BIG A CASE IS, GADGET.
SOMETIMES THE LITTLE CASES ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT ONES.
AND RIGHT NOW, OUR MOST IMPORTANT JOB
IS TO GET MIDGE TO CAPISTRANO.