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♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
Monetery: THERE I WAS, RUNNING FROM THE CASTLE,
CARRYING THE GNAT THAT LAID THE GOLDEN EGG.
SO I HAD TO SCAMPER DOWN THE BEANSTALK
WITH THE GIANT ON MY HEELS.
I DON'T KNOW, MONTEREY, THAT'S A PRETTY TALL TALE.
HE WAS A GIANT, I TELL YOU. MUST HAVE STOOD 6 FEET TALL.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
HOLD ON, WE'RE COMING.
UH, HI. SORRY TO BOTHER YOU THIS LATE,
BUT ARE YOU THE RESCUE RANGERS?
THAT'S US, I'M PRETTY SURE.
IN THAT CASE,
HELP!
WHO'S IN TROUBLE? WHO'S IN TROUBLE?
STAND CLEAR, I'M HERE TO HELP.
MONTY, NO!
ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT ME WHO NEEDS HELP, IT'S MY POP.
HE WAS ON A SHIP AND I WAS WAITING DOWN AT THE PIER
WHEN I HEARD THE COAST GUARD GET A CALL,
"THE LUCITETANIA'S SINKING."
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN PICK UP ON THE SHORTWAVE.
THE COAST GUARD WILL TAKE OF THE PEOPLE ON BOARD.
BUT WE SHOULD GET DOWN THERE TO LEND A HAND TO THE ANIMALS.
YOU'VE JUST GOT TO SAVE MY POP.
I'VE GOT THE LUCITETANIA'S COORDINATES...
IT'S RIGHT HERE OFF THE COAST OF CANINE ISLAND.
CANINE ISLAND?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH CANINE ISLAND?
IT'S AN ISLAND FULL OF WILD DOGS WITH TEETH LIKE STEAK KNIVES.
[GASPS]
AH, PHOOEY. THE CANINES ARE A RIGHT REGULAR PACK OF POOCHES.
I'VE SPENT MANY A DAY ON THE ISLAND
AND I'M ON GREAT TERMS WITH THE TAIL-WAGGING NATIVES.
WHY, I WAS EVEN MADE AN HONORARY CANINE BROTHER
AFTER I SAVED THEIR HIGH POODLE PRIESTESS
FROM A SWARM OF WANDERING WATUSI WASPS.
MONTY, IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR UNBELIEVABLE STORIES?
CANINE ISLAND IS NO STORY. LET'S GET THERE AND I'LL PROVE IT.
COME ON THEN, GANG, TIME'S A-WASTING.
RESCUE RANGERS...
All: AWAY!
IT'S GETTING LATE. WE HAVE TO HURRY.
HEY, YEAH, IF IT'S DARK, HOW CAN WE TELL WHERE WE'RE GOING?
THE WAVES ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME, EVEN IN THE LIGHT.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE TAKING THIS ELECTRO-MAGNETO GYROSCOPIC COMPASS,
IT'S THE LATEST IN NAVIGATIONAL TECHNOLOGY.
WHAT DOES IT DO?
IT ATTRACTS MAGNETIC FIELDS,
SO IT'LL TAKE US TO THE LUCITETANIA.
ONCE WE SET OUR COURSE ON THAT COMPASS, WE CAN JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX.
IT'S PRACTICALLY FOOLPROOF.
YEAH, BUT IS IT DALE PROOF?
HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR. I HAVEN'T DONE A THING TO THIS ELECTRO-MAGNETICO
JELLY SOUP WATCHAMACALLIT.
HEY! WHOA! HELP!
CHIPMUNK OVERBOARD!
DALE, DON'T DROP IT!
LOOK OUT! HELP!
WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.
I'LL SAY. WE CAN'T GO WITHOUT THIS.
HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?
COME ON, DALE, WE CAN'T GO WITHOUT YOU, EITHER.
HERE YOU GO, MONTY, PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH IT.
NO WORRIES, GADGET, LOVE.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WITH IT.
I KNOW CANINE ISLAND LIKE THE BACK OF MY PALM
AND IT HAS THE SAFEST WATERWAYS IN THE WORLD.
WHAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT IS HOW THE LUCITETANIA CRASHED IN THE FIRST PLACE?
GUYS, I CAN'T FIND OUR NAVIGATIONAL EQUIPMENT.
WE MAY HAVE TO TURN BACK.
NO, NO, WE CAN'T!
BUT IT HAS TO BE THERE.
NO WORRIES, GADGET, LOVE, I UNPACKED IT.
MONTY, HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND CANINE ISLAND NOW?
SIMPLE, I'M NAVIGATING BY THE STARS.
SAILORS HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR CENTURIES.
YOU FOLLOW THE STARS?
YEAH, KINDA LIKE CONNECT THE DOTS.
YOU FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU ARE BY SEEING WHERE THE STARS ARE.
SEE THAT CLUSTER OVER THERE?
THAT LOOKS LIKE A BOWLING BALL.
TOO RIGHT.
THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE AURORA BOWLINGBALLIS.
NEXT TO IT IS THE CONSTELLATION CANNIS RIGAMORTIS.
THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DEAD DOG?
YEP. BY KNOWING WHERE THOSE STARS ARE, I KNOW WHERE WE ARE.
AND WE SHOULD BE COMING UP ON CANINE ISLAND...
THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS!
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
YOU FOUND IT.
NATURALLY.
LIKE I SAID, I KNOW THIS AREA LIKE THE BACK OF MY PALM.
THERE'S MY PA!
PA! HEY, PA!
SONNY, AS I... [COUGHING]
ALMOST LIVE AND BREATHE.
HANG ON TIGHT! THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.
ALL SET.
THE COAST GUARD WILL MAKE SURE YOU GET HOME SAFELY NOW.
WHILE WE FIGURE OUT WHAT WRECKED YOUR SHIP.
THANKS, FELLAS. BUT WHAT IF YOU CRASH YOUR BOAT, TOO?
DON'T YOU KNOW THE LEGENDS ABOUT CANINE ISLAND?
THE ONLY REAL LEGEND TO COME OUT OF CANINE ISLAND IS ME.
WE WON'T CRASH. WHY, I KNOW THIS AREA LIKE...
UH-OH, WE MUST'VE HIT A REEF.
ABANDON BLEACH BOTTLE!
I MEAN, ABANDON SHIP!
BUT WE COULDN'T HAVE CRASHED. I KNOW HOW TO NAVIGATE.
I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM.
WE MADE IT! SAFE AND SOUND.
AWOO!
SOUNDS LIKE YOU SPOKE TOO SOON.
THAT DOGGIE PADDLING REALLY GOT TO HIM.
THAT WAS THE OFFICIAL CANINE ISLAND GREETING.
THIS BEACH WILL BE WALL-TO-WALL DOGS
BEFORE YOU CAN SAY KIBBLES AND KIBBUTZ.
MONTEREY, ARE YOU SURE THE NATIVES ARE FRIENDLY?
FRIENDLY AS FLEAS AT A FUR FEST.
THE CANINES WILL BE HAPPY TO HELP US FIGURE OUT WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S CAUSING THOSE WRECKS OUT THERE.
MONTY, ARE YOU SURE THESE NATIVES ARE EVEN HERE?
IT SOUNDS KIND OF QUIET OUT THERE.
OF COURSE THE CANINES ARE STILL HERE. WHY WOULDN'T THEY BE?
WELL, MONTY, SOMETIMES THINGS CHANGE.
MY MEMORY'S AS GOOD AS IT EVER WAS,
AND IF THE CANINES ARE BEING A BIT SHY, WELL, THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
GO WHERE? OUR BOAT'S WRECKED.
THE CANINES WILL BE PLEASED AS PUNCH TO HELP US BUILD A NEW ONE.
WHY DON'T ZIPPER AND I STAY HERE AND GET STARTED ON ONE WHILE YOU GUYS
GO SEE IF THE CANINES KNOW WHAT CAUSED THOSE WRECKS.
BONZER IDEA.
AND THIS'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO SHOW OFF THE NATURAL WONDERS OF THE ISLAND.
'CAUSE I KNOW THIS ISLAND...
- LIKE THE BACK OF MY PALM. - Chip and Dale: LIKE THE BACK OF YOUR PALM.
STROKE! STROKE! FASTER, YOU MUSCLELESS MORONS!
AS SOON AS WE CRACK THAT CARGO HOLD,
THAT FABULOUS FISH OF ALL FISH, THE MOBY CARP, WILL BE MINE!
THEN I CAN SAY FAREWELL TO THIS IDIOTIC ISLAND.
WAIT. SLOW DOWN!
STOP! STOP!
GLUB!
WE'VE STOPPED, BOSS.
THANK YOU, MEPPS,
I NEVER WOULD'VE FIGURED THAT OUT.
ANCHOR OVERBOARD!
WATCH IT, MORON.
OR I'LL THROW YOU OVERBOARD.
NOW BE CAREFUL WITH THAT CARGO.
IT'S PRECIOUS, IT'S VALUABLE, IT'S...
IT'S THE WRONG SHIP!
YOU SANK THE LUCITETANIA!
WHAT'S YOUR POINT, BOSS?
THE POINT IS, THIS ISN'T THE RAGING PRAWN.
YOU SANK THE WRONG SHIP!
GO AHEAD! PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK!
NO! JUST BECAUSE I'M PARTICULAR,
DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GREEDY.
NOW FINISH UP AND GET ME OUT OF HERE.
LOOKIE, BOSS. I THINK IT'S ANOTHER BOAT.
THAT SYMBOL. IT'S THE RESCUE RANGERS.
OH, GOODIE, GOODIE, GOODIE.
VISITORS.
WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THAT? VISITORS ARE THE LAST THING I WANT.
WHAT MORE CAN GO WRONG?
HURRICANES, PIRATES, BLIZZARDS,
WILD GILA MONSTERS...
QUIET! BEFORE YOU LOSE ONE OF YOUR NINE LIVES.
NOW, LET'S GET RID OF THESE UNINVITED GUESTS BEFORE THEY DISCOVER MY PLAN.
AH! CANINE ISLAND, LAND OF WONDERS.
NOW, RIGHT BEHIND THESE VINES
IS A GIGANTIC WATERFALL.
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT, MONTY?
THE NIAGARA TRICKLE?
SOMETHING SCREWY'S GOING ON AROUND HERE.
THE ONLY THING SCREWY AROUND HERE
IS MONTEREY'S MEMORY.
THE SHIP IS SHAPING UP, ZIPPER.
HAMMER?
PALM FROND?
LINE.
ZIPPER, THE LINE, PLEASE?
HUH, I DON'T NEED THIS MUCH, BUT THANKS.
[GASPS]
I DON'T GET IT. I KNOW ALL THE CANINES' CAMPSITES.
AND THEY AREN'T IN ANY OF THEM.
THEY HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE.
MAYBE THEY TOOK A VACATION,
YOU KNOW, LIKE TO A TROPICAL ISLAND OR SOMETHING.
DALE, THIS IS A TROPICAL ISLAND.
WELL, IF DID THEY DID GO ON VACATION,
THEY MUST HAVE TAKEN MOST OF THIS BLINKING ISLAND WITH THEM.
NOTHING HERE IS LIKE I REMEMBER IT.
WELL, THAT BOTTOMLESS PIT YOU SHOWED US WAS IMPRESSIVE, KIND OF.
THREE LOUSY INCHES?
YOUR STOMACH IS MORE OF A BOTTOMLESS PIT.
OKAY, SO IT WAS A WASH.
BUT MOUNT MONTEREY WON'T DISAPPOINT YOU.
THEY NAMED A MOUNTAIN AFTER YOU?
SURE. I WAS I'M THE FIRST TO CONQUER ITS DANGEROUS CRAGS,
ITS SLIPPERY SLOPES, ITS ENDLESS ABYSSES.
MOUNT MONTEREY?
OH, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO CRUSH YOUR MOUNTAIN.
I'M CRUSHED. WHAT HAPPENED?
LET'S JUST GO BACK TO CAMP, MONTY.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
LOOKS LIKE A SHIPWRECK ON SHORE.
WONDER IF THIS IS THE SHIP GADGET AND ZIPPER WERE BUILDING?
WHERE IS GADGET AND ZIPPER?
GADGET!
ZIPPER!
HELP! LET ME OUT OF HERE!
OH, ZIPPER, THANK GOODNESS,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
FAT CAT!
[GASPS] FAT CAT?
WELL, WELL, WELL.
LOOKS LIKE MY SHIP REALLY DID COME IN, DIDN'T IT?
GEE, BOSS, THAT SHIP DIDN'T COME IN.
IT CRASHED OUT THERE JUST LIKE YOU PLANNED.
QUIET, KITTY LITTER.
I MUST ATTEND TO MY RESCUE RODENTS
WHO HAVE MANAGED TO WASH UP HERE ON MY LITTLE ISLAND HIDEAWAY.
THIS GIVES ME THE PURR-FECT CHANCE
TO MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE.
AND GETTING RID OF YOU RODENTS
WILL DEFINITELY BE A PLEASURE.
GADGET!
ZIPPER!
MONTY, DALE'S FOUND SOME TRACKS.
I DID? WHERE?
- WHERE? - THERE.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST.
PADS ON THE FEET, RETRACTABLE CLAWS,
DRAGGING A TAIL...
YUP, THAT SETTLES IT.
WE'RE UP AGAINST A CAT.
A C-C-CAT? ON CANINE ISLAND?
CRIKEYS!
IT MUST BE THE LEGENDARY TOMBUKTU,
THE EVIL MONSTER CAT THAT THE LOCALS WERE ALWAYS YAPPIN' ABOUT.
NO WONDER CANINES HAVE FLOWN THE COOP.
WHAT ABOUT GADGET AND ZIPPER?
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM FOR THEM, TOO. NOW, COME ON.
MONTY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CRAZY STORIES.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT GIANT WATERFALLS
OR LEGENDARY CATS.
BUT THEY'RE TRUE, YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME!
WE GOT TO RESCUE ZIPPER AND GADGET. THAT'S WHAT WE GOTTA DO.
COME ON. LET'S FOLLOW THESE TRACKS.
GOLLY, ZIPPER, THIS STUFF CAME FROM THAT SUNKEN SHIP.
WHAT'S IT DOING HERE?
LISTEN UP, YOU REJECTS FROM A SCIENCE LAB,
THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS LITTLE EXPEDITION
IS TO CAPTURE THE LEGENDARY MOBY CARP,
A FISH SO DELICIOUS,
THAT I'M THE ONLY CREATURE ON THIS PLANET
WORTHY OF CONSUMING IT.
NOW, I DIDN'T THINK
OF THIS EXTRAORDINARILY BRILLIANT PLAN
AND GO TO EXCEPTIONALLY DIFFICULT LENGTHS
TO EXECUTE IT,
ONLY TO HAVE YOU IDIOTS WRECK THE WRONG SHIP.
A SHIP FULL OF WORTHLESS JUNK!
I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW YOU'VE BEEN SINKING THOSE SHIPS,
BUT I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT YOU WERE THE ONES DOING IT
EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS NO WAY TO KNOW, YOU KNOW?
AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT WHATEVER YOU JUST SAID,
I'M SURE I'LL BE IMPRESSED
WITH YOUR DEDUCTIVE REASONING.
IN THE MEANTIME, BOYS, GET THIS PLACE READY FOR OUR VISITORS.
THE REST OF THE RESCUE RODENTS SHOULD BE ARRIVING SOON.
YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS
WOULD NEVER DREAM OF LEAVING YOU HANGING.
WOULD THEY?
BOSS, BOSS! THE RAGING PRAWN IS COMING!
AT LAST. PLACES, BOYS, WHILE I GIVE THAT SHIP
THE STAR TREATMENT.
OK, GUYS, LIGHT UP MY LIFE.
LOOKS LIKE AN EXCELLENT NIGHT TO GO FISHING.
THAT MUST BE HIS CAMP.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD WE DO, CHIP?
YOU AND I WILL FOLLOW THE TRACKS RIGHT TO THE CAMP. MONTY, YOU CUT AROUND BACK.
AND WHILE YOU'RE MAKING A WALLABY-SIZE RUCKUS,
I'LL NAB GADGET AND ZIPPER, RIGHT?
RIGHT. WE'LL STORM THAT CAMP IN FIVE MINUTES.
WE'LL BE COUNTING ON YOU, MONTY.
FIVE MINUTES. AND I'LL BE COUNTING ON YOU.
ONE MINUTE TO GO. I SURE HOPE MONTY FINDS THE CAMP.
NOW, ACCORDING TO THIS CONGLOMERATION OF SCREWS AND SPRINGS,
I'VE GOT LESS THAN A MINUTE TO GO.
BUT AURORA BOWLINGBALLIS IS AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE TO THE SLOPE OF THE HORIZON.
THAT MEANS I'VE GOT AT LEAST SIX MINUTES TO GO.
A FELLAS GOTTA LEARN WHAT HE CAN AND CAN NOT TRUST.
AND YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST THE STARS.
HM, EIGHT MINUTES TO GO?
STARS MUST BE ON NIGHTLIFE SAVINGS TIME.
READY, CHIP?
READY, DALE. YOU SET?
ROGER WILCO, READY TO ROOTY. CHECK.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
A COUPLE OF RESCUE RANGERS AWAY!
YIPPEE!
GADGET!
ZIPPER!
CHIP! WE'RE OVER HERE!
MONTY, THEY'RE OVER THERE!
MONTY!
MONTY, WHERE ARE YOU?
DALE, WHERE'S MONTY?
MONTY, WHERE ARE YOU?
HEY, WHAT ARE THE LADS DOING? THEY'RE WAY TOO EARLY.
OR... CRIKEYS, MAYBE I'M WAY TOO LATE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MONTY?
WHERE'S THAT NASTY TOMBUKTU CAT?
GO AWAY. IT'S FAT CAT.
HE'LL CATCH YOU FOR SURE!
FAT CAT?
DON'T WORRY, WE'LL SAVE YOU!
BUT IT'S A...
TRAP...
Both: AAH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
TAKING A HEAD COUNT.
BUT I SEEM TO BE ONE RESCUE RANGER SHORT.
OK, TOMBUKTU, TIME FOR A CATNAP.
GOT HIM, BOSS.
WOULD THAT I COULD STAY AND WATCH YOUR TIMELY DEMISE,
BUT I HAVE A DATE WITH THE RAGING PRAWN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, FAT CAT? AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE CANINES ON THIS ISLAND?
.THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND YOU TO FIND OUT
NOW SAY HELLO TO A LITTLE RAGING PRAWN OF MY OWN.
FEED THEM TO THE LOBSTER.
NOT TO WORRY PALLYS, THE LOBSTERS ON THIS ISLAND
ARE AS GENTLE AS PUPS.
- WHOA! - AAH!
WHY, I EVEN TAUGHT ONE OF THE LOCAL LOBSTERS TO FETCH MY SLIPPERS.
OOH!
FORGET IT! I'LL FETCH ME OWN SLIPPERS!
- HELP! - HELP!
CRIKEYS, THE LOBSTERS HAVE SURE TURNED CRABBY SINCE I WAS HERE.
EVERYBODY, ROLL TO THE RIGHT!
RUN!
WHOA!
HEY, PALLYS, DISTRACT OLD CRABBY-CLAWS.
AND I'LL HAVE US OUT OF HERE IN NO TIME.
GOOD, 'CAUSE NO TIME IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.
BACK OFF, BUSTER.
I'VE GOT A THERMOS FULL OF BUTTER SAUCE,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
GOING UP.
OK, MONTY, STEADY, STEADY.
THANKS, MONTY.
AAH!
TAKE THIS! AND THIS! AND THIS!
THANKS! COME ON, MONTY! GRAB HOLD!
WHAT THE...
UH-OH, BETTER SEND DOWN SOME HELP, MATES.
HERE, MONTY, GRAB THIS.
RIGHT SMART FLYING THERE, ZIPPER. THANKS.
QUICK, WE HAVE TO STOP FAT CAT BEFORE HE WRECKS THAT OTHER SHIP.
HOW CAN WE STOP HIM WHEN WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW
HE'S WRECKING THOSE SHIPS IN THE FIRST PLACE?
YES, WE DO. FAT CAT IS CHANGING THE CONSTELLATIONS TO MISLEAD THEM.
GADGET, LOVE, FAT CAT MAY BE TRICKY AND UNDERHANDED,
BUT NO ONE CAN CHANGE STARS.
Dale: OH, YEAH? TELL THAT TO THEM.
TOOALOU! THEY DID MOVE!
SEE? FAT CAT IS USING FIREFLIES TO CONFUSE THE SHIP.
NO WONDER EVERYONE'S BEEN CRASHING.
BUT I THOUGHT THE WATERWAYS AROUND CANINE ISLAND WERE SAFE.
SO WHAT ARE BOATS CRASHING INTO?
THE CORAL REEFS AROUND FIREFLY ISLAND,
WHICH IS WHERE WE REALLY ARE.
FAT CAT'S HAD US ALL FOOLED.
THEN IF WE CAN STOP THOSE FIREFLIES,
MAYBE WE CAN STOP THE RAGING PRAWN FROM CRASHING.
RIGHT, MONTEREY?
AND I KNOW JUST THE BUG FOR THE JOB.
LIPSTICK.
WIG.
MAKEUP.
- [COUGHING] - [COUGHING]
PERFECTO.
ZIPPER, IF THIS DOESN'T DO IT, NOTHING WILL.
Gadget: GOLLY, YOU'RE GORGEOUS.
ZIPPER, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
OH, YEAH?
SAVE YOUR FIGHTING FOR THE FIREFLIES, ZIPPER.
YOU'RE OUR BEST CHANCE TO STOP FAT CAT.
LET THE LEADER GET A GOOD GANDER AT YOU.
THEN WHEN HE STARTS TO GET CLOSE,
ZAP HIM WITH THIS BATTERY.
THAT OUGHTA FIZZLE HIS FILAMENT FOR GOOD.
[SQUEAKING]
IN A MATTER OF MOMENTS,
THE MOBY CARP WILL BE MINE, ALL MINE!
MMM!
FIREFLY, FIREFLY BRIGHT,
FIRST FIREFLY I SEE TONIGHT,
I WISH FOR A BASKETBALL.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A WISH, MOLE,
WISH FOR SOME BRAINS.
YOO-HOO...
TALL, DARK, AND GLOWING.
HI, THERE, BIG BOY.
[WHISTLING]
MERCY!
WHAT THE...
HARD TO PORT! HARD TO PORT!
W-WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WHY IS THE RAGING PRAWN TURNING AROUND?
OH, BOSS, LOOKS LIKE THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE OFF ON THE FIREFLIES.
FORGET THOSE BLASTED BUGS!
I'M TOO CLOSE TO GIVE UP ON THAT MOBY CARP.
FOLLOW THAT SHIP!
HERE COMES ZIPPER.
HELP!
[GASPS]
HEY, BOSS, WHAT'S THAT...
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
THERE, IN THE WATER?
KEEP PADDLING. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
W-WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
WELL, WELL, LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE...
A BIG FAT CATFISH.
AND I KNOW JUST THE PLACE TO TAKE IT.
WELL, MATES, WELCOME TO THE REAL CANINE ISLAND.
IT'S EVERYTHING YOU SAID IT WOULD BE.
Dale: YEAH, AND I EVEN SEE MOUNT MONTEREY.
AWOO!
- AWOO! - AWOO!
A CANINE GREETING.
And BY THE SOUND OF THINGS,
THEY SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
OH, BOY! OH, BOY! OH, BOY! I GET TO MEET THE REAL CANINES!
YOU'LL EVEN GET TO LEARN SOME OF THE LOCAL CUSTOMS.
ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS WE ALL EXCHANGE GIFTS AS A SIGN OF GREETING.
OH, BOY! PRESENTS!
AND I THINK THE CANINES WILL BE PLEASED
WITH THE ONES WE BROUGHT THEM.
WE EVEN HAD THEM GIFT-WRAPPED.
HEY, BOSS...
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.