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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
CRIKEY! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SEA GULL, DALE.
WHERE? WHERE? DARN, MISSED IT AGAIN.
LET ME HOLD THAT BASKET, DALE.
I'M NOT SO SEA-GULLIBLE.
MONTEREY JACK, THOSE WERE FOR YOUR MOM.
MMM! MMM! SHE'LL LIKE THEM,
BUT YOU MATEYS DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO ALL THIS FUSS.
IT'S ONLY ME MUM.
ONLY YOUR MOM?
WHY, CAMEMBERT KATE! THEY BROKE THE MOLD WITH HER.
WHAT A GAL!
ZIPPER'S RIGHT! SHE IS ONE OF A KIND.
SHE'S A LEGEND.
SHE'S A PAIN IN THE OUTBACK.
WHAT SHIP IS SHE COMING IN ON?
BETTER CHECK HER LETTER AGAIN.
"DEAR CHEESER"... MY NICKNAME...
"THIS IS TO INFORM YOU ON THE Q.T.
"THAT I'LL BE ARRIVING NEXT WEEK ON THE T.Q.
DON'T GO TO ANY FUSS, BUT CLEAN YOUR ROOM. LOVE, MUMSY."
THE T.Q., WHICH SHIP IS THAT?
THAT MUST BE IT, THE TUNA QUEEN.
[MONTEREY] TUNA QUEEN? CRIKEY,
WHERE THERE'S TUNA, THERE'S C-C-CATS.
[MEOWING]
CHEESER PRECIOUS, IS THAT YOU?
I'LL BE THERE FASTER THEN YOU CAN SLIDE DOWN A RAINBOW.
STAY PUT, MUM. THERE'S C-C-CATS!
CATS, SHMATS!
WHEE!
YIPES!
NOW THAT I'VE GOT THEIR ATTENTION... DIN-DIN TIME!
CALICO!
CHIP, DALE, GADGET, ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH, HOW ARE YOU?
WHERE'S MY BUNDLE OF JOY, CHEESER... MONTEREY?
HE, UH, WENT FISHING.
THAT'S MY BABY.
OH, FOR ME? OH, LOVELY BOUQUET, DEAR,
AND USEFUL, TOO.
[BARKING]
GOLLY, YOU REALLY ARE SOMETHING, KATE.
WHAT A PLAN!
WHY, THAT'S NOTHING. YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HOW I HANDLE
A MEAN HERD OF CAMELS ONCE
WHEN I WENT AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 CRATES.
I'LL CLAW YOUR EYES OUT, CATS.
MONTEREY JACK, YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER,
ALWAYS RUSHING IN WITHOUT USING YOUR HEAD.
HERE, LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT YOU, BOY.
LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE PUT ON 20 OR 30 OUNCES.
YOU'VE GOT A CHEESE WHEEL FOR A SPARE TIRE.
HOW KIND TO REMIND ME, MUM.
GIVE YOUR MUMSY A KISS.
I'M TOO BIG FOR THAT.
PSHAW! YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO PLANT ONE ON YOUR OLD LADY.
EWW! BUT FIRST, YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE A BATH.
YOU SMELL AS BAD AS YOUR UNCLE LIMBURGER.
ISN'T LIFE WONDERFUL?
A HEAVY EXPERIENCE, BOSS.
WHOA! STOP, KILLER!
FIFI!
WHAT IN THE WORLD...
[ALL] WHOA!
I HATE DOGS.
I HATE THE WAY THEY SNIFF. I HATE THE WAY THEY SLOBBER.
I HATE THE FACT THEY EXIST,
AND I'M GOING TO SEE TO IT THOSE FLEA-MONGERS FLEE THE CITY.
[ALL] WHOA!
HERE'S CHEESER WHEN HE WAS JUST A TITMOUSE.
AW, HE SURE WAS CUTE.
[DALE] YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED?
OH, MUM! NOT THE FAMILY ALBUM.
HERE HE IS PLAYING ROUGH AND TUMBLE WITH HIS COUSIN VELVEETA.
MUM, PLEASE, THIS IS DOWNRIGHT EMBARRASSING.
HORSEFEATHERS! THE RANGERS ARE GETTING A KICK OUT OF 'EM.
MUM, ENOUGH. PUT THE ALBUM AWAY.
CHEESER, BE A SPORT OR GO TO YOUR ROOM.
I'M TOO OLD FOR THOSE THREATS.
I'VE TAMED WILDER CRITTERS THAN YOU, YOUNGIN', NOW GIT!
YES, MUMSY.
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
AH, YES, HERE'S A GOOD ONE OF CHEESER WITH HIS AUNT MOZZARELLA
BEFORE HE LEFT HOME.
WHY HE LEFT SO YOUNG, I'LL NEVER KNOW.
SO, THERE I WAS, BAREBACK RIDING THAT WHALE TO SAFETY.
FEW KNEW IT, BUT IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME,
HUMPHREY WOULD STILL BE GOING THE WRONG WAY.
[CHIP] WHAT A STORY!
[DALE] WHAT A GAL!
WHAT ABOUT ME? CAN I COME OUT NOW?
YES, DEAR, IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE.
I PROMISE, AND I GOT A BONZER IDEA, MUM.
- HOW'D YOU LIKE A TOUR OF THE CITY? - AW, YOU MEAN IT?
GOOD IDEA, CHEESER... ER, MONTEREY.
I WANT MUM TO EXPERIENCE THE HIGHLIGHTS...
THE PARKS, MUSEUMS, THE CHEESE CELLARS.
HAVE FUN. THROW AN EXTRA SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE FOR ME.
WHEW! PEACE AT LAST.
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
FOR ONCE, BE A FULLER BRUSH MOUSE.
AND WHY AREN'T YOU COMING?
I'VE SEEN THE SIGHTS.
DIDN'T I KNOCK BETTER MANNERS INTO YOU?
[MONTEREY] I DON'T WANT TO GO. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO.
I DON'T WANT TO! CAN'T MAKE ME! AAH!
[APPLAUSE]
LADIES AND GENTLEMOLES, WE HAVE A COMMON ENEMY,
AND DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
DUH, FROGS?
NO, DOGS! DOGS WHO DIG INTO YOUR TUNNELS.
TO BURY THEIR FILTHY BONES.
- YEAH, THEY'RE DISGUSTING. - THAT'S TRUE.
I HATE THEM.
THEY CHASE US MERCILESSLY.
YEAH!
WHO BROUGHT DOGS INTO OUR LIVES?
HUMANS! AND IF WE GET RID OF HUMANS,
THEY'LL TAKE THEIR MANGY MUTTS WITH THEM.
BUT HOW CAN WE DO THAT, BOSS?
WHAT DO MOLES DO BEST, MOLE?
CHASE FROGS.
NO, MOLES DIG, STUPID...
MOST MOLES ANYWAY.
AND THAT'S WHAT I NEED YOU AND YOUR NOBLE KIND TO DO.
DIG OUT THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE CITY'S BUILDINGS.
WHEN THE STRUCTURES TILT, THE HUMANS WILL FLEE
- AND TAKE THOSE FLEA-MONGERS WITH THEM. -[CHEERING]
SO, DO YOU DIG MY PLAN?
WE DIG IT!
WHEN THE DOGGONE DOGS ARE GONE,
I ALONE WILL RULE THE CITY.
NOTHING LIKE A GOOD ART GALLERY, KIDS.
SO, WHAT SITES DO WE SEE NEXT?
HOW ABOUT THE LEANING TOWER?
DALE, THE LEANING TOWER IS IN PISA, ITALY.
THEN WHAT'S IT DOING OVER THERE?
CRIKEY! THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB GOT THE RESCUE RANGERS.
HOLD IT, MONTEREY. LOOKS LIKE THE POLICE HAVE IT COVERED.
YEAH, BUT NOT THEM.
THEN I BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. OUT OF MY WAY.
MOM, PLEASE, I'M THE RESCUE RANGER.
YEAH, BUT THIS ISN'T KID STUFF, KIDDO. STEP ASIDE.
I SAID I'LL DO IT, AND THAT MEANS I'LL DO IT.
HE WAS TOO BIG FOR HIS BRITCHES BEFORE HE WAS WEARING 'EM.
COME HERE, BIRDIES. MONTEREY'S COME TO SAVE YOU.
WELL, THAT'S GRATITUDE.
- AAH! - [ALL GASP]
AAH!
HERE, GRAB A HOLD.
- WHOA! - OOH!
WHOA-HO-OH!
WOW! WAY TO GO, KATE.
YEAH, THANKS, MUM.
CHEESER, DON'T YOU EVER PULL A STUN LIKE THAT AGAIN.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT. THE BLOOMING BUILDING DID THE WATUSI ON ME.
HE'S RIGHT. I WONDER WHAT MADE THE BUILDING LEAN LIKE THAT.
IT'S NOT THE ONLY ONE. LOOK OVER THERE.
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A SPECIAL INTERRUPTION.
BUILDINGS ALL OVER TOWN ARE BEING UNDERMINED.
SCIENTISTS AND GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ARE UNABLE TO EXPLAIN THE SUDDEN MOVEMENT.
EARTHQUAKES AND NATURAL EROSION
HAVE BEE RULED OUT BY EXPERTS.
STAY TUNED TO THIS STATION FOR FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS.
I SUPPOSE THIS IS A CASE FOR YOU RESCUE RANGERS?
I DON'T THINK SO, MUM. WE SHOULD LET THE EXPERTS
HANDLE THIS ONE WHILE WE FINISH SIGHTSEEING.
NOW, I'M HERE FOR SOME EXCITEMENT,
AND I SAY WE LOOK INTO THIS.
DON'T SLOUCH, CHEESER. AND BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELT.
- YES, MUM. - SEE ANYTHING, CHEESER?
CALL ME THAT NAME AGAIN, AND YOU'RE STREET PIZZA.
WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU'VE BEEN ACTING DIFFERENT EVER SINCE YOUR MOM ARRIVED.
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE TREATED LIKE A LITTLE KID?
CRIKEY, I'M NOT A BABY ANYMORE.
WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU HAVE TO SHOW HER THAT YOU'RE NOT A KID.
TOO RIGHT, CHIPPER. MAYBE THIS CASE WILL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO DO JUST THAT.
HEY, LOOK! THERE'S THE HAPPY TOM CAT FOOD FACTORY
WHERE FAT CAT HANGS OUT.
[GADGET] IT'S THE ONLY BUILDING IN THE AREA THAT'S NOT LEANING.
THE BUILDING MAY NOT BE CROOKED,
BUT THE OCCUPANT CERTAINLY IS.
LET'S LOOK INTO IT, GADGET.
NOW YOU'RE GOING TO SEE YOUR SON, THE RESCUE RANGER, IN ACTION.
I HOPE THIS TURNS OUT BETTER THAN YOUR BIRD RESCUE.
HUP, 2, 3, 5.
HUP, 2, 3, 7.
HUP, 2, 3, 5. HUP, 2, 3, 5.
HOW DO WE GET PAST THAT CAT?
I KNOW! WE'LL HAVE ZIPPER DISTRACT HIM,
AND WHEN HE'S AWAY FROM THE DOOR, WE'LL SNEAK INSIDE.
AND HOW WILL WE GET BACK OUT ONCE WE'RE IN THERE?
BY CROSSING THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE COME TO IT.
WELL, THAT'S A BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATERS.
NOW, LET'S JUST GO INSIDE THROUGH THE AIR CONDITIONER.
ISN'T THAT A COOL IDEA?
BUT MY IDEA'S A GOOD ONE, TOO. I WANNA DO IT MY WAY.
- NO. - I WANT TO! I WANT TO! I WANT TO!
CHEESER, YOU'LL DO IT MY WAY OR YOU'LL GO HOME.
I NEVER GET TO DO ANYTHING.
IT'S OK, MONTEREY.
YOU AND YOUR NEAR-SIGHTED FRIENDS
AREN'T DIGGING NEARLY FAST ENOUGH.
I WANT THEM TO DIG MORE, BETTER, AND FASTER!
BUT FAT CAT, WE'VE BEEN WORKING FOR DAYS. WE NEED SLEEP.
YOU CAN CATNAP AFTER THE DOGS AND HUMANS ARE GONE.
NOW, I WANT YOU TO ACCELERATE YOUR DIGGING IN THIS AREA.
AND I WANT IT DONE SOON, UNDERSTAND?
YES, BOSS.
SHEESH, WHAT A CRABBY TABBY.
I KNEW FAT CAT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS.
THE WAY TO STOP FAT CAT IS TO STOP THE MOLES.
BUT HOW DO WE FIND THEM?
I KNOW HOW. COME ON!
I HEAR SOMETHING. SOUNDS LIKE DIGGING.
HOLD IT, MONTY. THEY'RE RIGHT BELOW US.
SO, HOW ARE WE GONNA STOP 'EM?
I'VE GOT IT! WE'LL FLOOD THEM OUT.
SORRY, CHEESER, BAD IDEA.
WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY IDEA THIS TIME?
I HAVE A BETTER ONE. THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT.
CAN'T YOU EVER LET ME HAVE AN IDEA? JUST ONCE?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH IDEAS, YOU KNOW.
ALL RIGHT. YOU WANNA HAVE ONE, HAVE ONE.
LET'S SEE YOU STOP THOSE MOLES.
FINE, JUST WATCH ME IN ACTION. YOU'LL SEE.
THIS'LL DO THE TRICK.
THAR SHE BLOWS!
SORRY ABOUT THAT,
BUT MY IDEA IS WORKING PERFECTLY. WATCH.
- HELP! - [SHOUTING]
- WHAT'S THAT? - OH, NO, THE WATER IS ERODING THE GROUND.
- UH-OH! - UH-OH!
GEE, MONTY'S TILTING BUILDINGS
QUICKER THAN THE MOLES.
ANY MORE BRIGHT IDEAS, CHEESER?
- NO, MOM. - NOW LET'S TRY MINE.
FOLLOW ME, BOYS AND GIRLS.
SHH.
LISTEN UP, GUYS. FAT CAT SAYS NO BREAKS UNTIL WE FINISH,
SO MOVE IT.
- WHAT? YOU'RE KIDDING ME! - [GRUMBLING]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, KATE?
CREATING A LITTLE CAT-ASTROPHE.
I'M GOING TO REMODEL TUBBY TABBY'S CASINO.
WHAT HAPPENS NOW?
A LITTLE CHANGE IN PLANS.
OH, NO! WE'RE DIGGING THE WRONG WAY!
REVERSE HO!
[LAUGHS] COME ON. LET'S GO WATCH THOSE DUPES LEAN ON MR. FAT CAT.
[MAN ON TV] HALF THE CITY HAS BEEN EVACUATED
AS THE MYSTERIOUS EARTH MOVEMENTS CONTINUE.
AS YET, NO CAUSE OF THIS DISASTER HAS YET BEEN FOUND.
HA! SOON THIS CITY WILL BE MINE.
I'LL BE MAYOR FAT CAT.
NO, NO, NO, NO, MAKE THAT KING FAT CAT!
THOSE IDIOT MOLES ARE DIGGING IN THE WRONG PLACE.
IT WORKED!
WELL, LOOK WHO DROPPED IN.
IF IT ISN'T MAXI MOUSE.
BE IT EVER SO CRUMBLED, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME, EH, CLAB CAT?
IT'S NO MATTER. WHEN THE HUMANS HAVE ALL FLED,
I'LL HAVE MY CHOICE OF ANY BUILDING TO LIVE IN.
MY SON AND THE RESCUE RANGERS WILL STOP YOU.
NOT AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU.
I DO HOPE THESE ACCOMMODATIONS SUIT YOU.
I ASSURE YOU THEY'RE ONLY TEMPORARY.
WE'VE GOT TO HELP.
COME ON.
YO-O-O-O!
YAA!
AI-AI-AI!
FAT CAT'S GONE.
QUICK, SEARCH FOR CLUES.
NO CLUES HERE.
HEY, OVER HERE! I THINK I KNOW WHERE MUM IS!
WHERE?
RIGHT THERE, THE UMPIRE CRATE BUILDING.
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE.
NOW, IT'S TIME TO TOPPLE THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE CITY.
AND WHEN IT FALLS IT WILL CRUMBLE DOZENS OF BUILDINGS IN ITS PATH.
THEN, WHEN THOSE RIDICULOUS RESCUE RODENTS
ARRIVE TO SAVE YOU,
THEY'LL GO DOWN WITH IT.
RAISE THE MOUSE, AND SEE WHO SALUTES HER.
YEAH. HA HA!
HOLY MOLEY!
YOU MEAN MOLEY HOLE-YS!
I HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE.
[SCREAMING]
PTUI!
IT'S TIME I DID SOMETHING.
HELP!
ME MUM! I GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
YOU STOP THOSE MOLES. WHILE I SAVE HER.
- RIGHT! - EXCUSE ME,
DO CARRIER PIGEONS CARRY MICE?
COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO CONVINCE THOSE MOLES TO STOP DIGGING.
DID YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS
WHEN EVERYTHING GOES YOUR WAY?
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, FAT CAT.
OF COURSE I WILL, AND YOU'LL HELP ME DO IT.
BRING THEM ALONG, BOYS.
I'M PUTTING THEM TO WORK.
I BROUGHT YOU MYOPIC MINERS SOME HELP.
NOW EVERYBODY BACK TO WORK!
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE.
I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN, MUM.
NO, NO, SAVE ME LATER, CHEESER.
STOP THE MOLES FIRST.
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB.
I'M THE RESCUE RANGER HERE.
I'M GROWN MOUSE. I'M A FULL THREE INCHES TALL!
AND STOP CALLING ME CHEESER.
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
YOU NEVER TALKED TO ME THIS WAY.
WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO IF YOU DIDN'T TALK TO ME THE WAY YOU DO.
"CHEESER, DO THIS. CHEESER, DO THAT.
GO TO YOUR ROOM, CHEESER!"
IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE A GROWN MAN WANT TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME.
CHEESER, IS THAT WHY YOU LEFT HOME YEARS AGO?
TO GET AWAY FROM ME?
I THOUGHT YOU JUST WANTED TO SEE THE WORLD.
YOU THOUGHT I WAS TOO YOUNG AND WOULD GET INTO TROUBLE.
WELL, I'VE DONE ALL RIGHT FOR MYSELF.
YEAH, I'VE NOTICED.
MY FRIENDS LOOK UP TO ME AND TREAT ME WITH RESPECT.
I NOTICED THAT, TOO, SON.
SO RESCUE ME ALREADY. I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT.
YOU BET, MUM.
LET'S TRY A LITTLE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.
WON'T IT BE GREAT
WHEN ALL THE DOGS AND HUMANS ARE GONE?
YEAH, THEN WE CAN REST. WE'RE POOPED.
AND JUST THINK... THE WHOLE CITY WILL BE OURS,
AND FAT CAT WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF US.
ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT THE SAME FAT CAT?
HE'S A SLAVE DRIVER.
NAA, THAT'S THE OLD FAT CAT.
I'M SURE WITH ALL THE DOGS AND HUMANS GONE, HE'LL BE DIFFERENT.
YEAH, A BIGGER SLAVE DRIVER THAN EVER.
HE'S GOT BIG PLANS TO BE KING FAT CAT
AND MAKE EVERYONE HIS SUBJECT.
YEAH, I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS.
HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT BEING KING.
MAYBE IT'S TIME WE LOWERED HIS HIGHNESS A NOTCH OR TWO.
[MOLES] YEAH!
LET'S GET TO A SAFE LOCATION AND ENJOY THE SHOW.
WHAT?
- [MOLE] PARDON ME. - [FIGHTING]
[FAT CAT] NO! NO! STOP! STOP! HELP!
MONTY.
IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS THAT I'M PROUD YOU BECAME A RESCUE RANGER
INSTEAD OF GOING INTO MEDICINE LIKE I WANTED YOU TO.
I'M JUST NOT CUT OUT TO BE A LAB RAT.
WELL, I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME, KIDS.
I JUST HOPE THERE'S A LITTLE MORE EXCITEMENT ON THE NEXT VISIT.
THINK I'M TOO BIG TO GIVE YOU A KISS?
YOU'RE NEVER TOO BIG FOR THAT. PLANT ONE.
[BOAT HORN BLOWING]
GOT TO GO, GANG.
BYE... MONTEREY.
CALL ME CHEESER.
- GOODBYE! - GOODBYE, MUM.
DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!
IT MUST BE GREAT HAVING A MOM LIKE KATE.
YOU BET IT IS, BOYO. YOU BET IT IS.
- GOODBYE! - GOODBYE, MUM!
DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!