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Announcer: And here's today's weather.
Yes, folks, today marks the 30th day of rain, rain, rain.
So if you want to stay dry, stay inside.
(screaming)
(chattering)
Silence, my water beetles!
The time of the Great Rain is upon us.
The Great Green One will come.
It is him!
Run for your lives!
Great Green One: Yuck!
Me tired of beetles.
Pa-tooie!
Bring me fly!
Fly, fly, big fly!
Bring me fly.
Or die!
We must find a fly,
Or we are...
All: Doomed!
Doomed!
Doomed.
This is just great.
Another day of doing absolutely, positively nothing.
(all sigh)
There's got to be something to do.
I don't think so, Dale.
We've already done everything there is to do around here
at least three times.
This rain is gonna make me walnuts.
Monty: Look out below!
(crash)
Sounds like Monteray's in the kitchen again.
If I told you once, I bet I told you twice.
Stay out of me way, okay?
Hey, Monteray, whatcha cooking?
Oh no, you don't. I'm cooking up a surprise,
so no fad gandering 'til I'm done.
Aw, come on, Monty, Just a tiny peek?
- You want to help, Zipper? - (squeaks)
Then guard the door.
(squeaks) Yes, sir!
I don't want the likes of these snoops
sneakin' in here 'til I'm done.
(squeaks) Aah!
Oh boy. Oh boy. I bet you Monty
is cooking up something really delicious.
(squeaks)
Come on, Zipper, let us take turns peeking.
We're really bored.
(squeaks) Nuh-uh!
I bet ya we can get past you.
(squeaks) No way!
You're on!
(squeaks) Hup, two, three, four. About face!
Hup, two, three, four.
Chip and Dale: Pistachio!
- Wow! - Waah!
That's one for Zipper.
(laughs)
Zipper, I thought I told you to stay out
and guard the door 'til I was done!
(squeaks) But...
Monty: Crikey, a chef just can't get any privacy.
(squeaks) Aw.
So that's my plan
for getting past Zipper and into the kitchen, guys.
What do you think?
Stupendous! Brilliant! Incredible!
Don't you think blowing up the whole door is a bit much?
Maybe, but it'll certainly be effective.
Wait, Gadget.
Oh. Right. Zipper.
(squeaking)
- Gotcha. - Now, Gadget.
Golly, that should have worked.
(squeaks)
(explosion)
Jeepers. A delayed reaction.
I wonder how I did that?
Both: (gasp) Zipper!
Me triple-decker frosted cheese surprise, ruinated!
Monty: What's with you today, Zipper?
You're making a habit out of getting in me way!
Monty: Out, and stay out!
(sniff sniff)
You shouldn't have been so hard on him, Monteray.
Yeah, he was just playing with us.
If anything, it's our fault.
Oh, he knows I didn't mean it.
Being able to yelling at one another is a...
the sign of a good strong friendship.
Maybe sometimes, Monty, but this time, I think you're wrong.
Zipper looked really hurt.
Nah. I know Zipper like the palm of me paw.
He's probably forgotten about it already.
(sniff sniff)
Monty: Zipper, pally.
I'm done with me latest culinary masterpiece.
You wanna lick the spoon?
Hmm, I wonder where he is.
- Fleas. - (hiccup)
They just can't hold their fruit.
(sighs)
(squeaks) Give me a core.
(squeak)
(squeaks) Another. Come on.
We come to find a fly.
- Aw. - Aw.
Now what we do?
We need big fat fly and we need him fast.
Have faith, brother.
The Great Beetle will provide.
Look!
A fly! He not very big,
but he'll do in a pinch.
Here, fly.
- (squeaks) Hi. - Nice fly.
I don't understand it. I've looked everywhere.
Where could the little blighter be?
Maybe he ran away.
Ran away? What for?
Probably because you were mean to him.
Me? Mean?
How?
You yelled at him when he was only trying to help you out.
Right. That he was.
Strike me!
How could I be so thick?
I told Zipper to out and stay out,
And being the loyal that he is, well, that's just what he did.
I've gotta find him.
Hold it, Monteray. We'll go with you.
Thanks but no thanks, Chipper.
It's me that hurt Zipper's feelings,
so it's me who should bring him back.
I am his best mate.
But where would Zipper go?
I don't know.
Wait a minute.
I do know! See you, mates!
Golly. Maybe he should have taken a life preserver.
Uh!
Crikey, why couldn't Zipper have run away on a nicer day.
Either there's a party I don't know about,
or everyone left in one bonzer hurry.
Hey, now, what's this?
It's Zipper's chef's hat.
And an apple core. His favorite.
Zipper would never leave one of these lying around.
Something musta happened.
Zipper!
Whoa!
Zipper! Where are you?
Lookie here.
Fly tracks!
Wait a minute. Flies don't walk. They fly!
Something tells me these tracks mean trouble
for my little Zipper.
(thunder)
Dale: Chip, I'm all for following Monty, but...
this is getting dangerous!
Dale's right, Chip.
We'll never find Monty and Zipper in this.
Nonsense, Rangers. Just keep your chins up and your eyes peeled.
Chip: They've got to be down there somewhere.
Hmm, these here tracks lead right into the drainage ditch.
Hey, Zipper!
You in there?
Whoa!
It's lucky I've got perfect balance.
It's also lucky I can...
swim!
Whoa.
I haven't had a spin like that
since I took a wrong way into a washing machine.
The tracks.
Don't you worry, Zipper.
Old Monteray's hot on the trail.
Too-ra-loo.
Civilization.
I'd better be cautious-like.
Uh-oh. Natives.
(sniff sniff)
Chee-yee-yee-yee-yeese!
No. (Cough)
Don't do it, Monteray. Not now.
You don't know what those bug blokes are up to.
(straining) Think of Zipper.
(heavy sigh)
Nothing like a bit of the old Monteray Jack will power.
Chee-ee-ee-eese.
I want it. Give it to me. I have to have it.
Ahh!
I don't believe me eyes.
(squeaking)
Zipper!
(squeaks) Monty!
Now, now, pally.
Let's not get all emotional about this.
(honk honk)
Come on. Let's go.
I'll even let you help me cook up a big homecoming meal.
(squeaks) What?
Cook?
Moi?
Grrr!
Easy, boys.
I don't mean you any harm.
I just came to take me pally home.
Better get Chief Beetlebreath.
I guess you don't exactly get this kind of treatment at home.
(squeaks) Nope.
Does this mean you're not coming home with me?
Uh-huh.
Then this is goodbye.
Sure you won't change your mind?
I mean, I'm sorry for yelling at you.
Bye-bye.
(laughs)
(squeaks) Monty, wait! It's a joke!
You don't leave now, fly.
You about to be sacrificed
to the great god, Ribbit.
(squeaks) Monty, help!
Chief: Eat!
Fatter you are, more Ribbit will like.
(all chanting) Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!
All: Thank you for saving us.
Bye!
Lucky thing we came along to help that family.
Sure was. Now we just need a little more luck
to find Monteray and Zipper.
Hmm, present cloud conditions
indicate our luck is just about to run out, guys.
Why's that?
It's gonna start pouring any minute.
Oh, no! Then we'll never find them.
Wait a minute.
Gadget: Smoke signals, and they're from Monty.
How can you tell, Gadget?
They have an Australian accent.
Monty: And so, after Zipper said no to me,
I set sail back home.
Unfortunately, I got stranded on this here island
when me shoe sprung a leak.
And that's what happened.
Zipper's got himself a new home now.
Aw, come on, Monty.
You and Zipper have been friends for a long time. He'll be back.
I don't think so, Chipper.
(crying) Them beetles are keeping him happier than a bug in a rug.
I'm sure if you gave it another try, he might change his mind.
Nah. It's no use,
but maybe if you guys talk to him.
That's a great idea. Come on. We'll convince him to come home.
- Bye, Monty. - See ya.
Bye. Bye-bye.
See you.
Crikey! Now I'm marooned again.
There it is, the beetle village.
My bugs, it is time.
Time to give offering to great god, Ribbit.
(all chanting) Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!
Bring in fly.
(squeaks) Let go!
Let go!
Come on. We gotta save him. Follow me.
Uh! Uh!
Ooh! Uh!
Tires away!
(all yelling)
Bl-bl-bl-bl! Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! You missed us! You missed us!
(yelling)
Whoa! We must save sacrificial fly.
(all grunting)
(squeaking)
(thunder)
Great. It's raining again.
Yeah. And me without my galoshes.
Swim fins would be more appropriate, Dale.
Look.
Uh, no problem. Monty will wonder what happened to us.
I betcha he'll be along any second. I hope.
I'm worried. They should've been back by now.
Desperate times demand desperate actions.
After all, how many friends
can a bloke lose in a day?
Oh, great Ribbit,
Here's fly like you order.
(straining)
You know, guys, given the circumference
of his cage and the ratio of rising water,
we could be in trouble.
Both: Uh-huh.
Look! Out there! It's a fish.
Chip: No, it's more like a torpedo.
Both: It's Monteray!
Golly, he shouldn't be out swimming
on a day like this.
What are you in for, mates?
Well, after a while, we discovered that.
Zipper wasn't really happy being here at all.
I mean, he was happy at first, but then he changed his mind. Anyway...
Never mind about us, Monty. You've got to save Zipper.
He's about to be sacrificed.
Sacrificed? So that's why those bugs were fattening him up.
Good luck, Monty.
Yeah, and don't forget...
All: Come back soon.
(all chanting) Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!
(chanting continues)
Ribbit?
What kind of mumbo-jumbo is that?
(all chanting) Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!
Crikies! They're gonna feeding my pally
to an overgrown amphibian!
(bugs chanting) Ribbit! Ribbit!
R-r-r-ribbit!
(laughs)
R-r-ribbit.
(screaming)
(laughing)
(squeaking)
Why, that slimy lump of frog fat.
I'll show him who's the bully.
Whoa!
Where my fly?
He puny fly.
I want big fly.
Sorry, Great Greenie.
Best we can do.
Grrr!
So, he wants a big fly, eh?
Bah. Puny fly do for now.
- (laughs) - (squeaks)
(gulp)
Monty: Buzz!
Huh?
Zzz! Buzz!
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
Yum!
Big fly.
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
(squeaks)
(squeaks) Ah! Monty!
Beat it, Zipper. I'm saving your life.
Now, out, and stay out!
(squeaks) I'm not going!
Come on, pally. It's my fault
you're in this mess in the first place.
If one of us has to go, it should be me.
(squeaks) No, me.
No, me.
(squeaks) No, me.
Go, puny fly. You free.
(squeaks) But he's no fly.
What you mean, he's no fly?
Yeah. Buzz, buzz.
Chief Beetlebreath know a big fly when he see one.
And so does Ribbit.
Golly, I just can't stop worrying about Monty and Zipper.
Yeah, I hope they're all right.
Me, too,
because if they're not, we're doomed.
Uhh!
(gasps)
Ah...
Ah... Ah-choo!
Grrr.
Come on, Zipper. Let's teach this toad a lesson.
(squeaks) All right!
Batter up!
Took that like a real sport, didn't he?
Ptewy! Rrrr!
Whoa!
This-a-way, Zipper.
Shh!
Aah!
What's the matter, froggie?
Monty: Hood got your tongue?
(both laugh)
Looks like the end of the line, mate.
It's time for the fight to the finish.
(squeaks) Uh-uh.
You mean you have a better idea?
(squeaks) Yeah. Come on.
(squeaking)
Too right, Zipper. You're a genius.
Oh, cruel fate.
I've got a blister on me toe
and can run no more.
Oh.
Ohh!
Mmm.
Ahh!
Let her rip, Zip!
(straining)
(muffled grunts)
Put her there, mate.
(squeak)
What's happening to the water?
Well, the column drainage could be from natural erosion
or irrigational diversion.
Or maybe someone just hit the release valve.
Whoopee! We're saved!
Ya-hoo!
You, come with us.
Party poopers.
(cheering)
What's going on?
Our village has been saved from Great Green One.
Now we have big celebration, and you invited.
By whom?
By the new Great Ones,
Big and Puny Fly.
Monteray!
Zipper!
You're all right!
Course we are!
What'd you expect with Zipper and me on the job?
There's nothing like a boy and his fly.