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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
THERE I WAS ON A RUNAWAY JALOPY IN JALALABAD,
TIED TO THE BUMPER WITH A KING COBRA.
OH, NO!
GOSH, MONTEREY JACK, DIDN'T THAT MAKE THE COBRA ANGRY?
ANGRY? HE WAS FIT TO BE TIED.
HE WAS DONE UP IN A DOUBLE-SQUARE HALF-INCH SHEEPSHANK
WITH A RUNNING JINGLE BOW.
TOUGHEST KNOT THERE IS TO GET UNDONE.
SO, HOW DID YOU GET AWAY?
WELL, WHEN THE BLIGHTER TRIED TO BITE ME,
I DUCKED, SO HE BIT THE JALOPY'S TIRE INSTEAD OF ME.
THE TIRE RAN OVER THE COBRA, AND THEY WAS BOTH FLATTENED.
GOLLY! I BET YOU'VE NEVER BEEN REALLY SCARED IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
ME? SCARED?
HA HA HA HA!
WELL, THERE WAS ONE TIME.
WOW!
DALE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
[MUFFLED VOICE]
DON'T WORRY, MATES. I'LL GET HIM OUT.
IT'S NO ONLY GOOD RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX,
IT'S EVEN GOOD IN THE BOX.
AND THERE'S A FREE PRIZE IN EVERY ONE.
LOOK OUT!
WATCH IT, MATE!
HEY, WHERE'S THE FREE TOY CAR?
I'VE BEEN ROBBED!
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY... THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH.
THIS IS BREAKFAST! THIS CEREAL PROMISES A TOY CAR IN EVERY BOX.
I'M GOING BACK TO THAT SUPERMARKET AND GET WHAT'S COMING TO ME.
UH-OH. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN DALE GETS WHAT'S COMING TO HIM.
YEAH, IT USUALLY COMES RIGHT BACK AT US.
WE'D BETTER KEEP HIM OUT OF TROUBLE. COME ON.
AW, MOM. I WANT ANOTHER BOX OF PUFFY WUFFIES.
THE LAST BOX DIDN'T HAVE A FREE TOY IN IT.
YOU CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER BOX UNTIL YOU'VE EATEN THE LAST ONE.
YOU MEAN, I GOT TO EAT 'EM?
COME ON, JUNIOR.
OW!
IT LOOKS LIKE DALE ISN'T THE ONLY ONE
WHO DIDN'T GET HIS TOY SURPRISE.
WE'D BETTER INVESTIGATE.
THERE ISN'T A TOY IN ANY OF THESE BOXES.
THAT CEREAL COMPANY'S JUST A BIG CHEAT.
OR SOMEBODY'S TAKING THE TOYS CARS OUT.
EITHER WAY, THOUSANDS OF LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS ARE BEING DISAPPOINTED,
NOT TO MENTION HOTHEADED CHIPMUNKS.
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THE RESCUE RANGERS!
- COME ON! - OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY.
RODENTS!
[ALL SCREAM]
I'LL PRICE THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE!
WHOA!
RUN FOR IT, MATES.
I'LL HOLD THE BLIGHTER OFF.
NOBODY MARKS DOWN MONTEREY JACK.
WHOA!
GOOD WORK, ZIPPER. IF YOU HADN'T TRIPPED HIM,
I MIGHT'VE HAD TO HURT HIM.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
COME BACK, YOU VERMIN!
MMM. THEY REALLY ARE GOOD RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX.
"CHOW IMPORTS."
ACCORDING TO THE CEREAL BOX,
THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE PUFFY WUFFIES COME FROM.
WE'VE GOT TO GET INSIDE THAT WAREHOUSE.
[ALL] WHOA!
THAT'S A DYHUNDI GESUNDHEIT...
THE SAME CAR THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN PUFFY WUFFIES.
I SUPPOSE THEY HAVE TO LET THE AIR OUT OF THE TIRES
TO MAKE IT FIT THE BOX.
ALL RIGHT, THERE IT IS.
BIG SURPRISE IN EVERY BOX.
HA HA HA HA.
UNCLE CHOW LI WILL BE SO PROUD OF HIS AMERICAN NEPHEW.
HU YU!
WHO? ME, BOSS?
YES, HU YU.
I FOUND THE LAST CAR IN THE SHIPMENT.
TIME TO PUT THE CEREAL BACK IN BOXES.
VERY GOOD, BOSS. I'LL GET A BIG SPOON.
THEY'VE BEEN TAKING THE TOY CARS OUT OF THE BOXES OF CEREAL.
OH YEAH? THERE'S ONE THEY WON'T GET!
DALE, WAIT!
JUST ADD WATER.
ANOTHER ADVENTURE DOWN THE DRAIN.
INSTANT CAR.
HA HA HA HA!
BLIMEY, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
NEVER MIND THAT. LET'S GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
THE MAILMAN LEFT A PACKAGE FOR TOMMY CHOW.
ALL RIGHT, A FORTUNE COOKIE.
UNCLE CHOW LI ALWAYS SENDS MESSAGES THIS WAY.
GOOD NEWS, BOSS?
QUICK, HU YU. DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
WE MUST LEAVE AT ONCE.
WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT THAT MESSAGE SAYS.
THAT'S USING YOUR HEAD.
THE FORTUNE SAYS, "YOU WILL TAKE A LONG OCEAN VOYAGE."
- YEAH, BUT WHERE? - THAT'S EASY.
THE PACKAGE WAS SENT FROM THE CHOW COMPANY HEADQUARTERS IN HONG KONG.
HONG KONG?
YEAH, FROM A PLACE CALLED...
C-CA-CAT STREET?
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WRITE "RETURN TO SENDER" ON THE PACKAGE
AND MAIL OURSELVES TO HONG KONG.
BUT THAT'D BE A VIOLATION OF POSTAL REGULATIONS.
GOSH, MONTY, YOU ALMOST SOUND LIKE YOU'RE AFRAID TO GO TO HONG KONG.
AFRAID?
WHY, I'VE NEVER BEEN AF-F-FRAID IN ME LIFE.
IT'S JUST... IT'S A LONG WAY TO HONG KONG.
WHAT IF WE GET HUNGRY?
WE'LL EAT THE PUFFY WUFFIES.
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL.
- WHOA! - YEOW!
BLIMEY, THEY'RE TREATING US LIKE JUNK MAIL.
I'M BLOOMING OUTRAGED!
LET'S GO HOME IN PROTEST.
DON'T BE SILLY, MONTY. YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS AN ADVENTURE.
I'D RATHER MISS THIS ADVENTURE
THAN MISS MY NEXT BIRTHDAY.
HYAH!
UH, BOSS GET, HERE'S YOUR PACKAGE.
THIS IS THE WORLD'S FIRST DEHYDRATING MOLECULAR COLLAPSER.
WITH THIS, I'LL SHRINK CARS TO TEENY TINY TOY SIZE
AND SMUGGLE THEM INTO AMERICA IN CEREAL BOXES
AND NOT PAY IMPORT FEES.
PLEASE EXCUSE ME, CHOW LI.
WHY DO YOU INTERRUPT?
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M EXPLAINING EVIL PLOT
TO MY IDIOT NEPHEW TOMMY CHOW?
SORRY ABOUT THAT, CHOW LI.
BUT YOU GOT A PACKAGE TODAY.
[SNIFFS, MEOWS]
PUT IT ON THE TABLE AND GET LOST!
AT ONCE, HONORABLE CHOW LI.
REMIND ME TO FIRE HIM.
BUT FIRST, LET ME SHOW YOU THE ADDITION TO MY MACHINE.
REVERSE LEVER. PLEASE OBSERVE.
WITH THE RAY IN REVERSE
I CAN MAKE LITTLE CARS INTO BIG CARS.
NOW IT GUZZLES GAS, POLLUTES AIR,
IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PARK, AND COSTS A FORTUNE.
IT'S EVERYTHING AMERICANS LOOK FOR
IN AUTOMOBILES.
BUT WON'T THE CAR RETURN TO NORMAL SIZE WHEN IT GETS WET?
[CHOW LI] THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.
WHOEVER HEARD OF CARS GUARANTEED NOT TO SHRINK IN THE WASH?
THIS CAR BUSINESS IS EVEN BIGGER THAN WE THOUGHT.
LET'S SEE WHAT THESE BLIGHTERS LOOK LIKE.
WALLOPING WOMBATS! IT LOOKS LIKE A BLINKIN' CAT.
[MEOW MEOW]
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT STUPID CAT?
GENGHIS CAT'S EXPECTING A LARGE ORDER OF KITTY TREATS
MADE FROM A VERY ANCIENT BIRDS' NESTS.
LET'S OPEN THE PACKAGE AND SEE WHAT THERE IS TO EAT INSIDE.
GENGHIS CAT HOPES THE PACKAGE CONTAINS SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT.
GOOD TO EAT? WHAT?
THINK, DALE. HE MEANS US.
NICE, LONG FINGERNAIL.
GOOD THING I FORGOT TO CUT IT.
HE ALMOST NAILED ME THAT TIME.
QUICK! TIE ONE OF THESE "MADE IN HONG KONG" LABELS TO YOUR LEG.
MUST BE MEANT FOR THE TOY DEPARTMENT.
NEW LINE OF STUFFED TOYS.
[SQUEAK]
OLD TOYS WERE MUCH CUTER.
REMIND ME TO FIRE THE ART DEPARTMENT.
[MEOW MEOW]
IDIOTIC CAT!
THEY'RE WORTH MONEY!
[MEOW MEOW]
HERE. EAT PUFFY WUFFIES.
THEY'RE WORTHLESS.
TELL HU YU TO TAKE THE PACKAGE TO THE TOY DEPARTMENT.
[GADGET] ISN'T IT AMAZING WHAT THEY CAN DO WITH AUTOMATION?
YEAH, LIKE TURN US INTO KINDLING. COME ON!
BOY, THAT WAS CLOSE.
-[BABBLING] - IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG, ZIPPER?
OK, FRED. HIT THE ROAD.
YA-HAH!
THE MARINES ARE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD CHIPMUNKS.
STOP PLAYING AROUND, STUPID!
YEOW!
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE STUCK IN THIS TRUCK, MATES.
GUESS WE WON'T BE GOING BACK TO CAT STREET.
AND I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
MAYBE WE CAN USE THESE WEAPONS TO GET OUT.
WASTE OF TIME, GADGET LUV. THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF...
TOYS?
GOLLY! THESE ACTION-FIGURE ACCESSORIES SURE ARE LIFELIKE.
LOOK, THE SUN'S GOING DOWN.
IT'LL BE EASY TO SNEAK BACK INTO CHOW LI'S PLACE AFTER DARK.
YOU'RE GOING INTO CAT STREET AFTER DARK?
SURE. COME ON.
MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT TILL MORNING...
OR MAYBE NEXT YEAR.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, MONTY? YOU LOOK PALE.
MUST BE A TOUCH OF THE HONG KONG FLU.
YEOW!
IT'S MORE LIKE THE GALLOPING INFLUENZA.
WE'D BETTER GO AFTER HIM.
THERE'S NO TIME. WE'VE GOT TO STOP CHOW LI. COME ON.
I HOPE MONTY'S ALL RIGHT, ZIPPER.
IF I DIDN'T KNOW MONTY BETTER,
I'D THINK HE WAS AFRAID TO GO INTO CAT STREET.
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
[GONG]
WHAT WAS THAT?
MAYBE A DINNER BELL?
YUM! WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
THINK, DALE.
[CATS MEOWING]
CHIPMUNK TARTAR AND RAW MICE?
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
[CATS SCREECHING]
QUICK! JUMP THROUGH THE MAIL SLOT.
I DON'T THINK WE CAN REACH IT.
WHAT WE NEED IS A PORTABLE ELEVATOR.
I'D SETTLE FOR A ROPE.
YEAH, A ROPE.
I HOPE HE CAN FIND ONE.
I HOPE HE CAN FIND ONE QUICK.
[MEOW]
GOOD WORK, ZIPPER.
I HOPE I NEVER SEE ANOTHER CAT AGAIN.
WELL, SO MUCH FOR THAT WISH.
THIS WAY.
WE CAN HIDE IN THAT CAGE.
THIS MUST BE A CRICKET CAGE.
SHH!
[CHIRPING]
[SLURPING]
HOW ABOUT SOME MORE CHEESE SAUCE, MATE?
YOU LOOK LIKE A MOUSE WITH PROBLEMS.
ME? MONTEREY JACK?
HA! NO WAY.
YOU'RE HITTING THE CHEESE SAUCE PRETTY HARD TONIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT. I DO HAVE A PROBLEM.
THE ONLY TIME I REALLY BEEN SCARED WAS YEARS AGO.
ON CAT STREET, AND NOW I'M AFRAID TO GO BACK.
MY FATHER SAYS, "IF FALL OFF THE BIKE,
MUST GET RIGHT BACK ON."
BICYCLES AREN'T MY BLOOMING PROBLEM.
I'M SCARED.
MY UNCLE SAYS, "THE ONLY THING TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF."
YEAH, BUT HE NEVER HAD TO FACE THAT STREET FULL OF ALLEY CATS.
AND THE BARTENDER SAYS YOU'RE A LILY-LIVERED COWARD.
TOO RIGHT. I AM.
WE NEED HELP!
THERE'S NEVER A POLICE DOG AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE.
QUICK, ZIPPER, FIND MONTEREY JACK
- AND TELL HIM WE'RE IN TROUBLE. - RIGHT!
[RANGERS] AND HURRY!
GOING SOMEWHERE, ZIPPER?
MONTY! [BUZZING]
WHAT ARE YOU IN A BUZZ ABOUT?
A CAT.
RESCUE RANGERS... TRAPPED LIKE RATS...
IN A CRICKET CAGE!
A CAT HAS ME PALLIES TRAPPED IN A CAGE.
ME? SURELY THERE'S SOMEBODY ELSE WHO CAN HELP THEM.
UH-UH.
CAT STREET OR NO CAT STREET,
I'VE GOT TO HELP ME MATES. ONE SEC.
MIND IF I BORROW THIS?
STAND ASIDE, PALLY...
OR HOVER ASIDE, ANYWAY.
YAY!
HMM. IT LOOKS QUIET ENOUGH.
MAYBE TOO QUIET.
WELL, HERE GOES NOTHING.
SO FAR SO GOOD.
JACK!
THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF SCAREDY-CATS.
DON'T WORRY, ZIPPER. THAT MANGY LOT WON'T BE... BACK.
THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN I REMEMBERED.
WHOA!
YII!
PLEASE DON'T EAT US. WAIT A WHILE.
WE'RE OUT OF SEASON NOW.
WELL, IT WAS WORTH A TRY.
[GADGET] I GUESS MONTY COULDN'T GET HERE IN TIME TO SAVE US.
GUESS AGAIN, GADGET, LOVE.
DROP ME PALS, YOU SIAMESE SISSY!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
[WHISTLES]
THIS WAY, MATES!
COME ON!
[GADGET] WE WERE IN REAL TROUBLE UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, MONTY.
YOU MEAN WE'RE NOT IN TROUBLE NOW?
I THINK SOMETHING BIG IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
DOES ANYBODY FEEL DIFFERENT?
WE MUST HAVE BEEN MOLECULARLY ENLARGED.
LOOK! WE'RE BIGGER THAN THE BAD GUYS.
KIND OF NICE FOR A CHANGE, AIN'T IT?
DON'T STAND THERE. STOP THEM, HU YU!
HU YU WHO, ME?
PUT PEDAL TO METAL.
THAT STUPID CAT'S AS BIG AS A HOUSE.
HAS BIGGER TEETH, TOO.
I SUGGEST WE FIND AN ALL-NIGHT CARWASH.
WELL, THAT TAKES CARE OF CHOW LI.
LET'S CUT HIS MOLECULAR COLLAPSER DOWN TO SIZE.
BLIMEY! HOW SMALL CAN YOU GET?
I GUESS NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIND A WAY BACK HOME.
THAT'S EASY. WE CAN SHIP OURSELVES HOME
INSIDE A BOX OF PUFFY WUFFIES.
WE SHOULD SHRINK BACK TO NORMAL SIZE FIRST.
NO PROBLEM, MATES.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, MONTY?
YOU'LL HAVE TO SHRINK, TOO.
LATER, MATEYS. FIRST, I'M GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN.
[SNORING]
[GONG SOUNDING]
THERE'S HARDLY ROOM TO SWING A CAT IN THIS ALLEY.
ALL RIGHT, YOU LONG-TAILED BLIGHTERS!
LET'S SEE HOW BRAVE YOU ARE!
OH, BOY. A NEW BOX OF PUFFY WUFFIES.
[MONTY] I THOUGHT WE'D NEVER GET OUT OF THERE.
WE MUST'VE BEEN TRAVELING 15th CLASS.
I HOPE YOU GOT ENOUGH OF YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL.
I'LL SAY! I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE
ANOTHER PUFFY WUFFIE AS LONG AS I LIVE!
AND YOU CAN KEEP THE TOY SURPRISE.
MOM! THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS CEREAL.
YOU WANTED IT, YOU EAT IT.
[LOUD NOISE]
JUNIOR?
AW, I WANTED A DECODER RING.