♪♪
♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ 'CAUSE ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
HURRY UP, GADGET. THE SHOW STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR.
ALL SET.
AREN'T YOU GOING TO WEAR A DRESS?
WHY? I'LL BE ABLE TO ENJOY THE SHOW IN THESE OVERALLS.
BUT IT'S THE THEATER.
EVERYONE WILL BE DRESSED UP.
- LOOK AT ME AND DALE. - PRETTY SHARP OUTFIT.
NEVER MIND.
WOW. YOU TWO WILL OUTSHINE EVERYONE ON STAGE.
WHAT STAGE?
ZIPPER AND ME ARE GOING DOWN TO THE DOCKS.
WHAT?
BIG CHEESE SHIP FROM SWITZERLAND
ARRIVING TONIGHT,
THE GOUDA BELLE.
WE'VE GOT TO BE THERE TO GREET HER,
SO... GOUDA-BYE.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SHOW?
TIE THE KANGAROO DOWN, SPORT. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M BREAKING UP THE TEAM.
WE'LL MEET YOU AFTER THE SHOW.
THAT BOAT ALWAYS ARRIVES WITH SWISS PRECISION.
OKAY, GUYS, GO HOME.
THE GOUDA BELLE ISN'T ARRIVING.
SHE HIT AN ICEBERG AND WENT DOWN.
WEIRD! THAT'S THE SECOND SHIP TO HIT AN ICEBERG
IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS,
AND IT AIN'T EVEN ICEBERG SEASON.
ZIPPER, MILAD, THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT NEEDS SOME SERIOUS LOOKING INTO.
OH, NO! LOOK!
"PERFORMANCE CANCELED DUE TO LACK OF SHOES."
LACK OF SHOES? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
I DON'T KNOW. LET'S GO DO SOME SOLE-SEARCHING AND FIND OUT.
GET IT? SOLE? SHOES?
YES, YES, YES. LET'S GO.
[CRYING, HOWLING]
SOMEONE'S BEING MURDERED! COME ON!
OH, THE PAIN! THE SUFFERING!
THE LOST MOVIE RIGHTS!
OOH,
FANS.
WHERE'S THE MURDER?
MURDER? HAVE THE REVIEWS COME OUT ALREADY?
AREN'T YOU CANINA LaFUR?
STAR OF STAGE, SCREEN,
AND AN OCCASIONAL DOG FOOD COMMERCIAL.
I'VE BEEN A FAN OF YOURS FOR YEARS...
HOW SWEET.
AND YEARS AND YEARS.
ALL RIGHT. HOW MANY DOG YEARS DO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS?
SORRY, CANINA.
WE CAME BACK HERE TO FIND OUT WHY YOUR SHOW WAS CANCELED.
KISMET! FATE! BAD LUCK!
OH, DO FEEL FREE TO CALL ME MISS LaFUR.
YOU KNOW, I WAS TO BE FEATURED IN THE ALL-DOG DANCING NUMBER,
HELLO DOGGIE!
WELL, THE PRODUCER PUT IN A FACTORY ORDER
FOR THE MOST ELEGANT DOG-SIZE TAP SHOES,
AND THEN SOME CREEP UP AND ROBS THE FACTORY.
YOUR WORRIES ARE OVER, MISS LaFUR.
WE'LL FIND YOUR SHOES FOR YOU.
I'LL BE YOUR FAN FOREVER.
[PANTING]
BLESS MY LUCK, I FOUND YOU, MATES.
ICEBERGS ARE SINKING CHEESE SHIPS,
AND I SAY WE INVESTIGATE.
WE CAN'T. WE ALREADY PROMISED CANINA THAT WE'D FIND
HER STOLEN TAP SHOES.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE, CHIPPER!
TAP SHOES!
EXCUSE ME, YOU GROTESQUE LITTLE RAT,
BUT HE MEANS IT.
SOLVING MYSTERIOUS SINKINGS...
THAT'S MORE OUR STYLE.
BUT THINK, MONTY. WHAT COULD WE DO ABOUT THEM?
ICEBERGS ARE A NATURAL PHENOMENON.
I'M A PHENOMENON, TOO, AND I NEED YOUR HELP.
JUST THE THOUGHT OF ALL THAT SUNKEN CHEESE!
WELL, I'M WORKING ON MY CASE
- IF HAVE TO DO IT ON MY OWN. - THEN YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.
RIGHT THEN. PLAY YOUR SILLY DETECTIVE GAMES.
ZIPPER AND ME ARE GONNA SOLVE A REAL CRIME.
UH-OH.
I DIDN'T THINK HE'D ACTUALLY LEAVE.
AW, HE'LL BE BACK.
NOTHING CAN BREAK UP THIS TEAM... CAN IT?
SURE I HAVE A PLAN, PALLY.
WE'LL CATCH A BOAT TO EUROPE.
ON THE WAY, WE'LL OBSERVE THIS ICEBERG PROBLEM FOR OURSELVES.
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH BOAT TO TAKE?
HOW DO I KNOW WHICH BOAT TO TAKE?
INSTINCT, BOYO. I JUST LOOK AT A BOAT
AND KNOW WHERE IT'S GOING.
YOU SEE THAT, CHIP, MY INSTINCTS TELL ME THAT'S THE ONE WE WANT.
YIKES!
OF COURSE, THIS SHIP WILL BE FINE, TOO.
WHOA!
A TIPTOP TAP SHOE FACTORY.
THEN THIS IS WHERE WE START LOOKING FOR CLUES.
I WANT TO HELP. HOW CAN I HELP?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DUST FOR FINGERPRINTS?
DUST?
ME?
DEAR GIRL, YOU FORGET.
I AM A STAR.
SAY, GUYS,
HAS MONTY REJOINED THE TEAM IN THE LAST TWO MINUTES?
OF COURSE NOT. WHY?
BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM HERE
THAT'S HIS SPECIALTY.
[GRRR]
AAH!
CALM DOWN, KID.
HEY THERE, TALL, DARK, AND DREAMY.
HOLD IT, MUTT.
NO ONE TREATS CANINA LaFUR THIS WAY.
CANINA LaFUR?
THE CANINA LaFUR?
THAT'S ME. I'M JUST A LITTLE CUR FROM LITTLE ROCK.
I'VE BEEN A FAN FOR YEARS...
HOW SWEET. YOU'RE SO KIND.
AND YEARS.
ENOUGH, BONE-BREATH.
EXCUSE US, MR. WATCHDOG.
HAVE YOU NOTICED ANY UNUSUAL ACTIVITY AROUND HERE LATELY?
BEEN PRETTY QUIET AROUND HERE
SINCE THAT THIEF MADE OFF WITH A SHIPMENT OF TAP SHOES.
THIEF? DIDN'T YOU TRY TO STOP HIM?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE HE WENT WITH THEM?
NOT A CLUE. HE LEFT HERE, JUMPED IN A CAB AND SAID, "DRIVER,
TAKE ME TO BAFFIN ISLAND, THIRD GLACIER FROM THE LEFT IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE."
THAT'S ALL WE NEED TO KNOW.
WHAT A GHASTLY WAY TO TRAVEL.
GYPSY ROSE LEASH DOESN'T PUT UP WITH THIS MANY BUMPS AND GRINDS.
DALE, ARE THESE THE BEST ARRANGEMENTS YOU COULD MAKE? A TRAVELING CIRCUS?
WELL, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
CANINA COULDN'T FIT IN THE RANGER PLANE.
TOO BAD MONTY DIDN'T ARRANGE THIS TRIP.
HE'S AN EXPERT TRAVELER.
WE'LL SURVIVE. IT'S ONLY ANOTHER COUPLE OF DAYS.
IT'S GREAT TO BREATHE THE AIR OF EUROPE AGAIN, EH, ZIPPER?
[BUZZING]
YEAH, IT IS A LITTLE NIPPY.
[GASPS]
[BUZZING]
WELL, NOW, I GUESS IT ISN'T EXACTLY EUROPE.
OK. IT ISN'T EUROPE AT ALL.
BUT MAYBE ENDING UP HERE IS THE BEST ACCIDENT WE COULD EVER HAVE.
LOOK OUT THERE. WE WANT TO FIND OUT ABOUT ICEBERGS.
WELL, HERE WE ARE WHERE THEY'RE BORN,
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE.
[CHATTERING]
OH, DON'T TAKE ON LIKE THAT.
WE'LL FIND A WAY TO GET UP THERE,
WARM AS TOAST THE WHOLE WAY.
WARM ENOUGH FOR YOU?
UH-HUH!
MAYBE THIS GUY KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE KILLER ICEBERGS.
GOOD AFTERNOON, SERGEANT. WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT HERE?
I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU THE SAME THING.
ME?
UH...
I'M, UH...
CONDUCTING A SCIENTIFIC STUDY OF PENGUINS.
YOU HAVE PERMITS TO CAGE THESE PENGUINS?
PERMITS? THEY HAVEN'T ARRIVED YET.
POSTAL SERVICE IS LOUSY UP HERE.
I'M EXPECTING THE MAILMAN ABOUT...
QUARTER PAST APRIL.
LOOK, MONTY.
YEAH, TEENY TINY TAP SHOES. SO WHAT?
[BUZZING]
OH, COME ON. HOW COULD THESE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH CHIP'S STUPID TAP SHOE MYSTERY?
WE'RE THOUSANDS OF MILES FROM HOME.
WELL, I'LL LET YOU GO FOR NOW,
BUT I'M GOING TO BE CHECKING BACK SOON, REAL SOON.
YES, SIR. NO PROBLEM.
HAVE AN ICE DAY.
HEH HEH!
MAY THE PENGUIN OF PARADISE PARALYZE YOUR PITUITARY.
CRIKEY! IT'S PROFESSOR NIMNUL, THE MOST DEMENTED CRIMINAL MIND
IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE.
COME, YOU TUXEDOED BUTTER FOWL.
TIME TO START CRACKING.
WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS MADMAN IS UP TO.
WHAT A TIME FOR US TO GO IT ALONE.
WHAT THE DEUCE IS HE DOING?
THERE YOU GO.
NICE, NEW TAP SHOES, STOLEN JUST FOR YOU.
COME ON, MOVE IT! TIME IS MONEY, AND MONEY IS LIFE,
AND I'VE GOT A LOT OF LIVING TO DO.
- AAH! - AAH!
OLD NIMNUL WAS ALWAYS BEEN A FEW CENTS SHY OF A DOLLAR,
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S TOTALLY FLIPPED HIS COIN.
OK, YOU OVERDRESSED BIRDBRAINS,
MAKE ME PROUD.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
EAT YOUR HEART OUT, BUSBY BERKELEY.
[CRACKS WHIP]
[RUMBLING]
ZIPPER, LOOK.
ZIPPER, RUN... OR FLY! WHATEVER!
WHAAH! WHOA-HO-HO!
[SHUDDERING]
T-T-THANKS, ZIPPER.
ARE YOU OK-K-K?
Y-Y-YES.
WHAT THE...
A RADIO BEACON!
NIMNUL MUST BE PLANNING TO TRACK THIS THING.
THE WIND'S BLOWING US OUT TO SEA.
IF EVER I NEEDED THE RESCUE RANGERS, IT'S NOW.
NO SENSE IN BOTH OF US FLOATING AWAY.
SAVE YOURSELF, PALLY.
UH-UH.
BUT YOU HAVE TO. YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE.
SOMEBODY HAS TO BRING BACK SOME HELP.
[BUZZING]
ME? WORRIED?
DON'T BE SILLY.
I KNOW YOU'LL FIND SOMEBODY.
WHY SHOULD I WORRY?
LOVELY! LOVELY! RADIO BEACON COMING IN LOUD AND CLEAR.
MY ICEBERG SHOULD BE REACHING THE SHIPPING LANES
ANYTIME NOW.
YOU KNOW, I THINK I FILMED ON LOCATION HERE ONCE.
ARE YOU GUYS DOING OK?
YES! IT'S SO SWEET OF YOU TO HELP WITH MY LUGGAGE.
I JUST HOPE I BROUGHT ENOUGH.
IT'S ENOUGH. IT'S ENOUGH.
HURRY!
AAH!
WAIT! WE GOT TO SAVE MY WARDROBE.
MY BEST EVE SAINT BERNARD DRESS IS IN HERE.
THAT LOUSY DRESS HASN'T FIT IN 15 YEARS ANYWAY.
[ARRR]
THIS IS EVEN SCARIER THAN FACING THE CRITICS.
WE CAN'T OUTRUN HIM FOR LONG.
FOLLOW ME!
DO YOU THINK WE'RE SAFE IN HERE?
NO. IF ONLY MONTY WERE HERE.
HE'D FIGURE A WAY TO BOOT THIS BEAR'S BACKSIDE.
HELP!
- ZIPPER! - WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
MONTY'S IN TROUBLE.
MONTY'S IN TROUBLE? WE'VE GOT TO SAVE HIM.
WE WILL, JUST AS SOON AS SOMEBODY SAVES US.
WAIT!
[BUZZING]
MONTY'S ALL THE WAY UP HERE?
LET'S GO FIND HIM.
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. I'M SURE THIS MONTY PERSON IS VERY NICE AND ALL,
BUT WHAT ABOUT MY PROBLEM?
YOU DON'T WANT TO LEAVE ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS
FREEZING ON AN ICEBERG, DO YOU?
HE'S A FAN YOU SAY?
WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT.
OH, FOR HEAVEN SAKES, THIS WILL TAKE FOREVER.
STEP ASIDE AND LET A HOOFER HANDLE THIS.
WHOA! LOOK AT HER GO.
YEARS AND YEARS OF DANCING, DEARY.
I ALWAYS DID HAVE THE BEST LEGS ON THE ARFEUM CIRCUIT.
THERE'S A PRETTY DENSE FOG ROLLING IN.
HOW ARE WE EVER GOING TO FIND MONTY?
CRIKEY! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SHIP!
I'VE GOT TO WARN THEM.
MAYBE I CAN GET THIS THING TO MAKE A NOISE.
GADGET COULD DO SOMETHING WITH THIS.
GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TRUST TO LUCK.
- I HEAR SOMETHING. OVER THERE. - LET'S GO!
OH, NO! LOOK! THAT SHIP'S GOING TO HIT THAT ICEBERG!
[BUZZING]
MONTY'S ON THAT ICEBERG?
GO FIND HIM, ZIPPER!
LOOK OUT!
CRIKEY! I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
CHE-E-ESE!
SELL MY CLOTHES, I'VE GONE TO HEAVEN.
GOING TO SAVE WHAT I CAN BEFORE THE SHIP GOES DOWN.
YAAH!
CHIP, IF WE GET CAUGHT IN THE UNDERTOW WHEN THAT SHIP GOES DOWN,
WE'LL GET PULLED UNDER WITH IT.
FULL SPEED OUT OF HERE, CANINA.
I CAN'T. MY DOGS ARE KILLING ME.
[PANTING]
ZIPPER, WHERE'S MONTY?
MONTY!
ALL SAFE, CAPTAIN! NOT A MAN LOST!
MAYBE NOT A MAN,
BUT ONE HECK OF A MOUSE.
HEY! GOT ROOM FOR A HITCHHIKER?
MONTY, WE THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.
JUST SHOWS TO GO YOU, I TRIED TO SAVE THE CHEESE,
BUT THE CHEESE SAVED ME.
I AM DEEPLY HONORED TO HAVE BEEN A PART OF SAVING
YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE LIFE.
BUT NOW I HAVE A MYSTERY TO SOLVE.
I'VE GOT A FEELING YOUR TAP SHOE MYSTERY AND MY ICEBERG MYSTERY
ARE THE SAME MYSTERY,
BUT THE CLUES ARE A MYSTERY TO ME.
OH BOY! CLUES! TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW.
[BUZZING]
HMM? YOU KNOW,
TAP-DANCING PENGUINS, ICEBERGS, SINKING SHIPS...
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING.
- WHAT? - I DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S SINKING SHIPS,
BUT WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM.
AND GET MY SHOES BACK FOR MY BIG COMEBACK.
NOTHING BUT STINKING CHEESE ON THIS SHIP TOO.
BUT WITH ANY LUCK,
THIS SAFE WILL BE FILLED WITH VALUABLES.
THIS IS UNTHINKABLE!
I DON'T WANT LUNCH!
I WANT PILES OF WEALTH
BEYOND THE BOUNDS OF UNRESTRAINED GREED.
I WANT GOLD, JEWELS, EVE SAINT BERNARD DRESSES!
AND I'LL HAVE THEM
IF IT MEANS SETTING LOOSE THE BIGGEST ICEBERG EVER KNOWN.
MOVE IT, BIRDS!
TODAY WE'RE GOING TO TAP SOMETHING SPECIAL.
THERE HE IS. BUT WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?
IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE HE'S GOING TO CRACK LOOSE THAT ENTIRE ICE MOUNTAIN.
ALL RIGHT, YOU ICE LOVERS,
TIME FOR A REALLY BIG SHOW.
A ONE, AND A TWO.
NOW THE BIG FINISH.
SHUFFLE OFF TO BUFFALO!
BACK! GET BACK!
I'M A GENIUS!
THE BIGGEST ICEBERG IN HISTORY.
A SUPER ICEBERG!
BIG ENOUGH TO SINK A DOZEN SHIPS.
AND THEIR CARGO WILL ALL BE MINE! MINE!
SO THAT'S WHAT PROFESSOR NIMNUL IS UP TO...
SALVAGING SUNKEN SHIPS.
JUST A MINUTE, DOLL.
THOSE ARE MY SHOES YOU ARE WEARING.
HOW IN THE WORLD CAN WE STOP SOMETHING THE SIZE OF THAT?
YEAH. HOW DO YOU STOP...
GADGET, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD FIGURE OUT JUST WHERE TO HIT THAT KILLER ICEBERG
TO SPLIT IT INTO SMALLER PIECES?
I COULD TRY. WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO HIT IT WITH?
ANOTHER ICEBERG.
GUYS, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP US.
WE WANT YOU TO BREAK UP ANOTHER ICEBERG. UP THERE.
HMM. NO TIME HERE FOR SWEET REASON.
MY DOGS ARE KILLING ME.
THERE'S NOTHING ON EARTH THAT'S GONNA GET ME TO CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN.
HUNGRY BEAR!
- AAH! - AAH!
WHERE DID THOSE PENGUINS GO WITH MY SHOES?
WE CAN'T LET NIMNUL GET AWAY WITH THIS.
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP US.
- ALL RIGHT. - I THINK I'VE GOT IT, CHIP.
GUYS, GET READY TO START DANCING.
HOW DO WE STAY IN STEP WITHOUT MUSIC?
I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.
GET ALONG, LITTLE BERGIE!
1, 2, 3, 4...
IT'S GOING BY. WE'RE GOING TO MISS IT!
WHERE'S FRED ASTAIRE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
HUH! AMATEURS.
FOLLOW MY BEAT.
5, 6, 7, 8.
HURRY, CANINA. HURRY!
WHAT WAS THAT?
IT CAN'T BE!
MY LOVELY ICEBERG!
I WAS SO CLOSE!
[CRIES]
WE DID IT! WE STOPPED HIM! THANKS TO CANINA.
NO AUTOGRAPHS, PLEASE.
I WAS JUST DOING MY PART.
AND I WANT TO THANK ALL YOU BIG-HEARTED KIDS.
I'VE NEVER SEEN A BETTER TAP LINE IN MY LIFE.
SAY, ARE YOU KIDS INTERESTED IN SHOW BIZ?
♪ DOGGIE, DON'T EVER GO AWAY ♪
♪ I PROMISE I'LL NEVER GO AWAY ♪
♪ DOGGIE, DON'T EVER GO AWAY AGAIN ♪
ISN'T SHE GREAT?
YEAH. SHE'S HAD MORE COMEBACKS
THAN A BOOMERANG.
AND WE HELPED BY DOING WHAT WE DO BEST: WORKING AS A TEAM.
LET'S NEVER BREAK UP AGAIN.
[SHOUTING GIBBERISH]