♪ Life is like a hurricane
♪ Here in Duckburg
♪ Racecars, lasers, airplanes
♪ It's a duck-blur
♪ Might solve a mystery
♪ or rewrite history
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Every day they're out there making
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Tales of derring-do
♪ Bad and good luck tales
♪ D-d-d-danger
♪ Watch behind you
♪ There's a stranger out to find you
♪ What to do? Just grab onto some
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Every day they're out there making
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Tales of derring-do
♪ Bad and good luck tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Not ponytails or cottontails no
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh ♪
[rumbling]
Ya-hoo!
Ride 'em, partner!
Yea-ha'.!
Bubba's a bronco buster!
Earthquake! Take cover!
Boys, how many times have I told you
not to play with that dinosaur in the house?
You're driving me crazy!
Sorry, Mrs. Beakley.
Why don't you play quietly with Webbigail?
Yeah, you wanna play hopscotch?
Oh, no way!
- Aw, that's girl stuff! - Can't you play with her, Mrs. Beakley?
Oh. Will you play with me, Grammy?
Sorry, dear, I'm much too busy.
Why don't you go ask your Uncle Scrooge?
Uncle Scrooge, will you read me a story?
I have no time now, Webbigail.
I have an important business appointment.
Why don't you go play with my nephews?
To the Sowbuggian Embassy, Duckworth.
Gee whiz, nobody wants me around.
Hello, Warden? Scrooge McDuck calling.
Are you sure all the Beagle Boys are locked up? The whole larcenous litter?
Yes, sir, Mr. McDuck. Under heavy surveillance.
Good. I cannot have anything go wrong
while I'm exhibiting the Sowbuggian Crown Jewels.
Keep an eye on those cold-nosed hoods.
Don't worry, Mr. McDuck.
If anyone steals your jewels, it won't be the Beagle Boys.
Is that supposed to make me feel better?
[siren wailing]
What a dump! Women's prison was better than this hole.
Oh, Babydoll's right. Yeah, huh?
We Beagle Babes have gotta move up in this woild.
No more petty crimes. There's no money in robbing Avon ladies.
I'm tired of stealing pink cars from Mary Kay.
Time to think big like our cousins, the Beagle Boys.
And I think I see how, sisters.
Opportunity just knocked on our door.
"Scrooge McDuck is the exclusive exhibitor"
of the Sowbuggian Crown Jewels.
"This week only at the Duckburg Museum."
Crown Jewels? Oh, let's steal 'em!
Oh, diamonds are a Beagle Babe's best friend.
We ain't gonna keep 'em, Boom-Boom, we're gonna cash 'em in
so we can blow this bombed-out boudoir.
Now, here's the plan...
Ah, I have not had such a successful exhibit
since the Treasures of King Rootin' Tootin'.
This is gonna be tougher than we thought, girls.
The place is crawlin' with fuzz. They even got metal detectors.
Huh. We need a plan. Let's use our heads.
On second thought, let's just use Bouffant's.
[detector buzzes]
Open your purse, lady.
What's this?
Hair spray. Is it a crime to be beautiful?
OK, unpack the rods, sisters.
Ready, girls?
Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy heist.
This is a stick up, darlings.
[gasping]
Who do you think you are busting in here like this?
We're the Beagle Babes, that's who,
and we've got big plans for them jewels, so outta the way, old timer!
Never!
- Maybe this will change your mind. - [gun clicks]
Where are the bullets?
You were very specific. You said to bring guns.
You didn't say nothing about bullets.
After 'em!
Come on, girls, let's make like Boom-Boom's dress and split.
I ain't goin' home empty handed. Time for plan B.
Oh, we didn't have another plan.
We do now.
[shrieking]
[Mrs. Beakley] Webbigail!
[gasping] Let me go!
Quick, into the Ladies' Room.
Now what? It's for women only.
Come back here with my granddaughter, you heisting hussies!
[gasping] They've escaped!
Uncle Scrooge! A telegram!
Oh, no! It's from Western Ransom!
"We've got the goil."
If you ever want to see her cute little mug again,
"give us the Crown Jewels. Thugs and kisses, the Beagle Babes."
You've got to give them the jewels!
But they're not mine to give. They're on loan from Sowbuggia.
It would cause an international uproar if anything happened to them.
We've got to do something!
Stay calm. I'm sure the police will be here any minute.
[pounding on door]
It's about time you got here! I called hours ago!
We would have been here sooner but, uh,
we just entered police academy this morning.
This case is too important for rookies.
Go back and send me some real policemen.
Sorry, but with the Beagle Boys all locked up,
the entire police department took their vacations.
It's us or nothing.
Yeah, so, uh... What's the problem?
There's been a kidnapping. You've got to find my granddaughter!
Right-o. Roger wilco and ten-four.
Where are you going?
Well, you said the kid was napping. We're gonna check her room.
Out! Out!
And don't come back till you've found my wee Webbigail!
I felt better before the police arrived.
Oh, I do hope Webby's all right.
[wailing]
This brat's been bawling for 12 hours. Will someone shut her up?
I offered her a romance novel, lip gloss, nylons,
even my cashmere sweater.
Nothing makes the kid happy. [Blubbers]
You couldn't keep me here like this if I wasn't a little girl!
But you are, Webbigail. You are a little girl.
[wailing]
That's it! Put the crybaby to bed!
I can't go to sleep without a bedtime story.
Huanna hear Cinderella.
You do it, Boom-Boom.
I only tell tall tales to a jury.
All right, I'll do it.
There was this girl, Cinderella.
She had two mean stepsisters.
She couldn't stand them so she bumped them off and married the prince.
The end. Now go to sleep.
Uh-uh. That's not how it goes.
Oh, let me try.
There were these two beautiful stepsisters, see?
And they kept this bawling brat named Cinderella
upstairs tied to a chair,
and made her eat rats from the cellar.
Uh-uh, that's not right either.
Listen. One day the three bears came home and said,
"Somebody's been wearing my slippers."
So they tried to see who the slippers fit and it was Cinderella.
And the prince kissed her foot, and it woke up
and they lived happily ever after.
Wait. Why am I going home?
Nobody there wants me.
[snoring]
[rooster crowing]
[gasping] We fell asleep!
Where's the kid?
Phew, for a minute I thought she'd escaped.
Well I wanted to, but nobody at home wants me.
Really? Not even your Uncle Scrooge?
Uh-uh. He's too busy making money,
and the boys don't want to play with a girl.
Even my grammy doesn't want me.
Gee. And they have the noive to put people like us in the slammer.
Don't worry, Webby, we'll take good care of you...
until we get the ransom.
If we get the ransom.
How's about I go down to the coffee shop
and heist us some hotcakes for breakfast?
Oh, I love hotcakes!
Make sure to swipe some juice, OK?
Can you steal some sausage on the side?
Wait a minute, girls. I'm gonna have to make a shoplifting list for all of this.
[muffled crashing]
Uh-oh. Sounds like trouble.
[gasping]
[all giggling]
What in the world's going on?
I thought the coppers were raiding the joint.
Oh, just 'cause we're kidnappers doesn't mean we have to act like criminals.
Yeah, I never thought having a kid around could be so much fun!
Well, stop it. We've got more important things to do.
Yeah, like what?
[music playing]
[music stops]
Oh, I won. Hey! I got here first!
- Get away! Get off! - Ow!
Back off, honey!
No fair! She cheated, Webby!
[giggling]
You ladies are so silly!
Mr. McDuck, you must give up the Crown Jewels. There's no choice.
You're right, Mrs. Beakley. I'll even throw in my Money Bin
if it'll get the wee lass back home.
- [phone ringing] - McDuck here.
Hey, Scroogie! This is the Beagle Babes.
About that ransom...
You can have the Crown Jewels. Anything you want.
Just release darling Webby.
Forget the jewels. We don't want 'em anymore.
You don't? What do you want?
We already got what we want. We're keeping Webby.
Mrs. Beakley, where are you going?
I'm sending out the Beagle Babes Buster!
Who's that?
Me! Beagle Babes-Busting Beakley!
No felonious monkeys can kidnap my granddaughter without a fight!
[Bouffant] OK, girls, here's the plan.
Babydoll, you and me are going on a shoplifting spree for Webby
while Boom-Boom distracts the owner. [Chuckles]
Distract the owner? How?
Use your ladylike charm.
Oh, excuse me. I'm looking for a toy.
Do you have any Bonnie and Clyde dolls?
Bonnie and Clyde? They were killers!
What kind of role models would they be for kids?
Oh, you're right. How about toy guns?
Aisle three. Big display. Can't miss it.
How we gonna get outta here? Santa doesn't haul this many toys!
I just got the most marvelous hair-brained idea!
Oh, no! Not all this!
I said, aisle three.
Yeah, right, uh-huh.
But I'm supposed to stay here and distract you
while my sisters are back there shoplifting. [Giggling]
Hey! Why's that bicycle sticking out of your hair?
Because it wouldn't fit in my purse, darling.
Quick girls, let's make like our nylons and run.
Stop! Police!
[phone ringing]
Hello? Great news! I'm on my way!
Come on, boys, the police have captured the Beagle Babes.
[man] We picked this riffraff up off the street.
Yeah, and that dame on the end looks like a Beagle Babe to me.
Care to press charges?
Aye! Against you two nitwits!
Poor Webby! These goofs are never gonna find her.
Maybe we should try to find her ourselves.
- How? - Bubba nose.
Bubba knows what?
No! Bubba nose!
Oh, I get it! Bubba will track her down!
Here, sniff the scent.
- [sniffing] - Now let's find Webby.
There's no nose knows like Bubba's nose knows.
[gasping] Look! Just what I've always wanted! A Polly Polite doll.
We couldn't find you a Quacky Patch Doll.
But, hey, this one's got real class.
She don't belch or act like a felon or nothin'.
Uncle Scrooge never bought me this doll
'cause he said it'd lower his Money Bin an inch.
How could you afford her?
No baby doll's too good to rip off for our baby doll. [Cooing]
Rip off? You mean you stole these toys from nice Mr. Klinky?
But... But he always gives me a lollipop for being a good girl!
And he gives toys to the needy kids.
And if you stole from him that means he has less money to feed his family,
and if they don't have anything to eat...
- [all sobbing] - All right, all right.
What do you want us to do?
[burglar alarm ringing]
Oh, what's that? Did we win a door prize or somethin'?
It's the burglar alarm, you bozo! Work fast!
Halt! You're under a test!
That's "arrest!"
I think.
Arrest? For what? Stocking the shelves?
Sorry, ladies, it's just that we're kinda crazed
looking for those hideous, evil, ugly Beagle Babes, you know?
We'll keep an eye out for them, Officer.
And you ain't exactly Mr. Universe, yourself.
[sniffing]
Bloodhound Bubba strikes again!
How are we gonna get Webby outta there?
We'll flush everybody out.
This is the police!
Come outwith your hands up or we'll... we'll... uh...
We'll huff and puff and blow your hideout down!
Don't hurt me!
Webby! You're OK!
What are you guys doing here?
We came to rescue you, and look what we brought.
My Quacky Patch Doll!
Come on, let's make a run for it before the Beagle Babes catch us!
Wait! I can't go.
- Why not? - I don't wanna go back with you.
You don't wanna come home?
Nobody there wants me. Everybody's too busy.
They like me here.
Well, we like you, too.
Bubba miss Webby.
- You do? - Yeah.
And so does Uncle Scrooge and Mrs. Beakley.
Really? I miss them, too.
So, let's scram.
Nope. I still can't go.
Why not?
Because the Beagle Babes are nice ladies and they'll miss me if I leave.
I know, let's make them want to get rid of me by playing make-believe.
[singsong] Webby, we're home.
[all gasping]
I thought you goils would never come back!
Webby, what happened?
While youse were gone I've been thinkin' about our situation.
We goils needs money. Lots of money.
To buy all the essentials.
Diamonds and poils and rubies and bubble gum.
So I comes up with a plan.
Oh, what kind of plan?
We pull a fast one on Pop's piggy bank.
Pws Piggy bank?
Yeah. My Uncle Scrooge's Money Bin.
Let's take the loot and scoot!
[all exclaiming]
But, we're gonna need help with this caper,
so I asked my boys to lend a hand.
[whistling]
Babes, I want you to meet Lefty Louie.
Gimme five, Toots!
I meant five bucks!
Dewey Diehard.
Mean little squirt, ain't I? [Chuckles]
Huey Kablooey.
Hey there, babe. Gotta light?
And Duckboig's answer to Sal Capone, Bubber the Clubber.
[all yelling]
Webby, it's a crime the way you've become a criminal.
Whatcha talkin' about? I Ioined everything from you babes.
[exclaiming] What have we done?
You two evil stepsisters have been a bad influence, that's what.
Come on, Webby, darling, we're going back home where you belong.
Well, if that's what you think's best.
OK, Bagel Beebs. Imean, Beagle Babes.
This is the police.
Come outwith your hands up or... or we'll...
we'll huff and puff and blow your hideout down, man.
The gig's up. Last one to jail gets the bottom bunk.
We won't let 'em lock you up. Follow me.
Quick! Hide in here!
Who's going to drive?
We are.
Fasten your seat belts. It's gonna be a bumpy getaway.
Hey! That's my line!
[engine revving]
Let out the clutch.
What's a clutch?
They're gettin' away!
Gee, I never knew driving a car was so easy!
[all grunting in pain]
Oh! I'm never stealing a sub-compact car again.
Uh-oh! The mansion! Hit the brakes, Huey!
Which is the brake?
Pick one!
Duck and cover!
[both yelling]
Whoops, wrong one.
Are you kids OK?
Yeah. Better than the staircase!
Well, it's so good to have you back, Webbigail!
Oh, we were so worried, dear!
There's no place like home!
Be it ever so crumbled.
Oh, remind me never to put a stiff in the trunk.
It's just too cruel.
- [siren approaching] - [all screaming]
[tires screeching]
Officers! Arrest these women!
No, these women!
Oh, yeah, right. Uh... for sure, totally.
Wait, Uncle Scrooge. Don't let them go to an icky old jail.
They're not really bad.
What do you want me to do?
Couldn't you give 'em a job or something?
Well, why not? You can work in the McDuck Daycare Center.
You'll babysit from nine to five, 51 weeks a year, minimum wage.
You can start tomorrow.
Cuff us, officers. We prefer the slammer.
Bye, bye, darling.
Can I steal a kiss?
Surely that's legal, huh? Oh!
Hey, Webby? You wanna ride Tootsie in the living room?
Yeah!
Wait, children! Not in the house!
[crashing]
It's so good to have everything back to normal.