♪ Life is like a hurricane
♪ Here in Duckburg
♪ Racecars, lasers, airplanes
♪ It's a duck-blur
♪ Might solve a mystery
♪ or rewrite history
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Every day they're out there making
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Tales of derring-do
♪ Bad and good luck tales
♪ D-d-d-danger
♪ Watch behind you
♪ There's a stranger out to find you
♪ What to do? Just grab onto some
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Every day they're out there making
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Tales of derring-do
♪ Bad and good luck tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Not ponytails or cottontails no
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh ♪
So, you see, Mr. McDuck, after mastering time travel, space travel,
and the country-twanging toast timer,
I suddenly find myself with no new frontiers to conquer.
Come now, Gyro. There must be something new to challenge you.
Maybe I can make a machine to help you with your money canning.
I think not, Gyro. Canning legal tender takes tender loving care.
- [crashing] - [Huey] Stop! Tootsie! No!
- Come back! - Don't run away!
Webby! Boys! Stop!
[gasping] What is that reptile doing in my dress?
It was the only thing in the house that would fit.
Mrs. Beakley, I cannot have dinosaurs traipsing in the mansion.
Mr. McDuck, you try keeping up with the housework
while raising five children and an overdressed lizard.
Maybe if I had some help...
Out of the question! I spend enough money on this household as it is.
Hey, that's it! I've just found my new frontier:
domestic engineering.
- [grunting] - [Tootsie screeching]
Don't worry, Mrs. Beakley, I'll invent something
that'll cut your workload in half.
Oh!
Oh, I'd be so grateful, Mr. Gearloose.
My wardrobe can't take much more of this.
In a few seconds, Mrs. Beakley, you'll be a duck of leisure
thanks to my newest creation, Robotica!
Good morning, I am Robotica. I cut, I chop, I dice, I do windows.
I am a lean, mean cleaning machine.
Oh, you must be the children units. Shall we play a game? Good.
How about Simon Says? Good.
Simon says, "spin your head."
- [all yelling] - [door opening]
Why are you not playing?
Simon says, "It's fun for the whole family." Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[gasping] She's scaring the children, Mr. Gearloose. She's too... mechanical.
I guess it's back to the old computer board.
[woman's voice] One hundred bouquets? But Fenton, what's the occasion?
Our anniversary. Don't you remember?
It's been 100 days since you agreed to go on our second date,
which you later postponed.
Why... Fenton, you... you shouldn't have. [Sniffling]
Oh, Gandra, it moves me so to see you so moved.
You don't understand. I'm... I'm allergic to... to...
to roses! [Sneezing]
Oh! Don't worry.
I'll pick up a second-hand gas mask at the local Army-Navy bean store.
- But, Fenton... - [ringing]
Tut, tut. I can never do enough for my little chickadee.
That's the problem. [Sneezing]
Hello, you've reached the residence of the lovely Gandra Dee.
I thought I'd find you there, Fenton.
I need to see GizmoDuck as soon as possible.
Oh, all right. But I think you should know that you're interrupting
a very touching moment between Miss Dee and me.
[sneezing]
Forgive me, Gandra, I'm afraid I have to leave.
But before I do, the sweets de resistance!
[whistles]
♪ Oh, we're the singing chocolates
♪ As sweet as we can be
♪ Fenton sends this candy to his sugar, Gandra Dee
♪ Oh, we're the singing chocolates
♪ As sweet as we can be
♪ Fenton sends this candy to his sugar, Gandra Dee I
Oh, Fenton. I wish you hadn't.
You're right! I knew I should have gone with the acrobatic assorted nuts.
There. Now that I've programmed feelings into Robotica,
she should act much more human.
[machinery whirring]
[exclaiming]
What a gorgeous day! Just look at the sun!
[chirping]
[gasping] Oh, how my flywheel takes flight
when I hear the tweet and twitter of the sparrows.
And how are my big boys today?
And my pretty girl? Ooh, I could eat you all up!
Hey! Watch it!
Yuck! Stop!
It looks like you gave her industrial strength emotions, Mr. Gearloose.
- [door opening] - Kick me kilts! What's that?
A giant leap in domestic help, Mr. McDuck. Meet Robotica.
Gyro, how many times do I have to tell you: no more robots!
But... But, Mr. McDuck...
No buts! Take her to the scrap heap!
No! No, not the heap!
[sobbing] Please, give me a chance!
Please! Please!
I'm too young to be recycled into hubcaps!
Oh, all right. I cannot stand it when a woman cries.
Even when she's an unreasonable facsimile.
Oh, thank you, sir. Oh, you won't be sorry.
I'll work my fingers to the chrome.
- [doorbell chimes] - Oh, the doorbell!
Ooh, my first duty. How exciting!
I wonder who it could be?
Even when you're sure you know who's there it often turns out to be
someone you don't know at all. Or met only casually.
Just answer the door!
Well, excuse me!
GizmoDuck, reporting!
Won't you come in, please?
I hope you're still under warranty.
[GizmoDuck hollering]
Madam, please put me down. I'm a superhero, you know.
You're definitely super in my book, Honey Bolts.
Ah, GizmoDuck. I see you've met our new housekeeper.
User friendly, isn't she? [Gulping] Why did you call, Mr. McDuck?
I have some repair work for you down at the Money Bin.
- Great. Let's get outta here. - I kinda think he likes me.
The fastest torch in Duckburg.
Well, if that's all, Mr. McDuck...
- Wait! GizmoDuck! - What do you want?
Oh, you must stay for lunch.
Thanks, uh, but the suit's been a little snug lately,
and I've been trying to cut down.
Well, at least have some café au Iait.
Sorry, my dear. But there's no time for breaks in a masked crusader's schedule.
- [whispering] I think she bought that. - Did you hear that?
He called me "dear."
Aye. So?
[chuckles] It means that under that cold, steel exterior,
his pistons pump just for me.
[Gandra] It was very thoughtful of you to bring me lunch at work, Fenton.
The candles are a nice touch, don't you think?
I guess, but you really shouldn't have hired the band.
[man] Uno, dos, tres...
[playing off-key music]
I thought we could use some special music for our special day.
Speaking of which, I printed out a list of places
we might go tonight to celebrate.
I don't want to go out tonight, Fenton.
Why not? Was it something I said?
Is it my breath? My politics?
Have I hit day four on my three-day deodorant pad?
Oh, Fenton. First the flowers, then the chocolates, then lunch?
It's not enough, is it? Somehow I always fall short.
No, Fenton. It's just the opposite.
Don't you see?
Oh, I wonder who "R and G" could be?
[exclaims] Not the Money Bin!
I bet half the city can see it.
It better not be the half with Mr. McDuck.
There! Now the whole world can know!
Know what? That you're nuts?
Yes, over you!
Oh, if... if Mr. McDuck sees it
he'll have you re-tooled into a food processor.
See? You do care about me.
Frankly, Miss Robotica, I have more affection for my vacuum cleaner.
Oh, GizmoDuck, why do you deny our love?
Can't you see how you tickle my transformers,
inflame my insulators?
[growling] Excite my engines?
Lady, please, kids are watching!
Say you'll go outwith me tonight. Or I won't let you go!
OK, I'll go. I'll go!
Oh, wonderful!
I'd better hurry home and find my toolbox.
I'll want to put on a new face.
Great, a date with a robot.
Where am I supposed to take her for dinner, Tuneup Masters?
[Gandra] Gee, Midge, your econo-lube and perm boutique
is doing terrific business.
Where else can a girl go to get her engine fixed
and her hair done at the same time?
Yeah, there's nothing like a pedicure and lube job
to make a woman feel new again.
So, Gandra, how's work?
As a receptionist, Midge, I'm on the phone constantly.
Tell you the truth, I have the worst case of dial-tone hands.
Oh, you should use Hennzoil.
- Motor oil? - You're soaking in it!
- Huh? - [laughs] Trust me.
It's the best thing for dial-tone hands.
Oh, I hope GizmoDuck likes how I look.
He usually takes so little notice.
You're lucky. Fenton fawns over me constantly.
Oh, you're the lucky one, Gandra.
I have to practically hit GizmoDuck with a pile driver
before he pays attention to me.
Oh, sounds heavenly!
Ah, seems to me like your boyfriends could learn something from each other.
Yeah, maybe they should meet, huh?
Just what I was thinking.
[Fenton] You mean you will go outwith me tonight?
Oh, goody, goody! I had other plans, but believe me I can cancel!
We'll be doubling with my friend at Duckyland.
I want you to see how her date treats her.
Who's the lucky couple?
Robotica and GizmoDuck.
Sounds like fun. See you then.
Robotica and GizmoDuck?!
[hollering]
Oh, isn't this exciting? My first date with GizmoDuck.
My carburetor is racing with excitement.
Hmm, where can I pitch this disguise until GizmoDuck's debut?
A-ha!
Perfecto!
Hiya, ladies!
All set for some frolicking fun in this middle-class marketplace of mirth?
Where's GizmoDuck? I thought he was coming with you.
Oh, he was, but... uh...
I knew it! I've been spurned.
It's over between us. There's someone else, isn't there?
No, no! He just had to finish his shift guarding Mr. McDuck's Money Bin.
You know these superheroes, busy, busy, busy.
Come on. Let's rock till GizmoDuck gets here.
Look, the teacup ride. It's the best.
You girls ride it while I go get us something to drink.
Blathering blatherskite!
Oops! Almost forgot the drinks.
Two fruity fizzy-wizzies, please.
[People yelling]
Oh, look at me! My hair is ruined!
At least you're not starting to rust!
Hi, girls!
[gasping] GizmoHunk!
Oh, I'm so glad to see you, my chrome cupcake!
[grunting] Here are your drinks.
Hey, I thought Fenton went to get our drinks.
Uh, he did.
He gave them to me while he went to get some cotton-caramel candy cones.
So, what would you like to ride on next, ladies?
I've had enough rides. You two go. I'll find Fenton.
Uh, no, no, you can't! I... I mean, I'll find him.
Hiya, girls. I'm back. Blathering blatherskite!
Uh, I mean, oops!
[electricity crackling]
Look! A flying elephant!
I don't see anything. Oh!
GizmoDuck, how did you get here?
Oh, Love Bolts! You're back!
What happened to Fenton? He was sitting right there.
Uh, that flying elephant must have scared him away.
Don't worry, I'll find him.
[panting]
Fenton, where were you?
Uh, me? Why, I was looking for GizmoDuck, of course.
What did you say?
[stammering] I said... [coughing] I was looking for GizmoDuck, dearest.
I thought you were getting us some cotton-caramel candy cones.
Uh... I was! How 'bout I get 'em and meet you girls at the Tunnel of Love?
- Good idea. Let's do it! - But...
Something very strange is going on here.
First Fenton gives me too much attention, now I can't get enough.
Oh, I can never get enough of GizmoDuck.
[gasping] And in the Tunnel of Love? [laughing] I can't wait!
[panting] I can't go on like this.
Being a lady-killer's gonna kill me.
There's only one thing to do: have one less lady in my life.
I'm back. Let's get in line.
What about Fenton?
Uh... he said you should go with us
while he tries to win you a prize at the shooting gallery.
What? I'm not going into the Tunnel of Love with you two.
Wait! Where are you going?
Home. And tell Fenton I don't want to see him again
unless he learns how to treat me like a lady.
Gandra, no! Don't leave!
I'm sure Fenton didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Oh, forget them, Sugar Shocks. It's us who's important.
Oh, isn't this romantic?
Robotica, there's something I need to tell you.
Oh, I knew it!
Oh, yes, yes, I'll marry you, my hydraulic heartthrob!
Marry you? Uh... Who said anything about marriage?
Well, what else would you say in the Tunnel of Love?
That we should stop seeing each other.
Don't burn me, baby! You're mine!
But, we're not right for each other.
There's another woman, isn't there?
Well... yes.
- [GizmoDuck] Whoa! - [crashing]
I think she took it well, don't you?
[roaring]
[sulping] Mother!
What's this? Oh, I should have known!
She's the one!
All right, Chubby Chins! What's going on between you and GizmoDuck?
Uh, nothing.
Oh, don't lie.
Look at the way his sparkplugs ignite when he holds you.
You're in love with him, aren't you?
Uh... don't be ridiculous, I barely like him.
You'd better be telling the truth,
or your name will be changed to Mrs. Beakless!
Hello, you've reached the GizmoDuck residence.
At the sound of the tone...
Ach! GizmoDuck's blasted answering machine.
He must be over at Gandra Dee's.
A-ha! So she's the date snatcher, huh?
[knocking on door]
Where do you want the cake, lady?
I didn't order a cake.
Well, you've got one now.
A two-story chocolate with marshmallow topping and aluminum siding.
- [Gandra gasps] - Surprise!
Oh, not again.
What's the matter? You prefer a cherry condominium cheesecake?
No. I want you to stop. Leave me alone.
Listen. If it's about Duckyland, I apologize.
I won't act that way again.
It's not that. It's everything.
You'll never understand. Just go away.
Oh, when will he ever stop?
[gasping] Robotica! Oh, you startled me.
I thought you were that silly Fenton again.
And who wants Fenton now that you're in love with GizmoDuck? Huh? Huh?
GizmoDuck? Oh, that's crazy.
Ha! He loves you and you love him.
Don't deny it.
GizmoDuck loves Gandra? That cad! That scoundrel!
Ooh, when I get my hands on him...
Wait, what am I saying? I am GizmoDuck.
Stop! Where are you dragging me?
Whoever said "love hurts" wasn't kidding.
There. Everything's tip top.
[crashing]
Ooh! Look what you've done, you clumsy cluck!
Sorry, Mr. McDuck, but have you seen Robotica and Gandra?
Don't tell me you haven't straightened out your love life yet?
[beeping]
Ach! First me money cellar, now me Money Bin.
Time for you to become you-know-who.
Mr. McDuck, how can you think of your money when my love life's a shambles?
Sentimental fool, isn't he?
Robotica! What are you doing?
Once I get rid of the Money Bin and Gandra Dee,
you'll have no job, and no girlfriend, and then you're mine.
All mine!
[cackling]
[gasping]
Fear not, fair Gandra!
No, GizmoHunk! No!
I guess this is what they call an emotional breakdown.
Thank you!
Don't worry. A little body putty and a fender job
and Robotica will be as good as new.
I hope she isn't so emotional next time.
She smothered GizmoDuck as much as Fenton smothers me.
Yeah. Annoying, isn't it? What was that?
You think Fenton smothers you?
Yes. We could have such a good time together if he just wouldn't do so much.
But, I don't think he'll ever learn.
- I think he already has, ma'am. - Really?
Fenton and I are very close. Won't you give him one more chance?
Hello, Gandra, most gorgeous. Ready for our date?
Ready, Fenton.
I thought we'd go to the Chuckle Cheese Pizza Palace,
then Vern and Val's Video Arcade, the bijou double feature,
then taste Baskin and Robbins 3,300 flavors of ice cream.
Fenton...
Or maybe just take a walk.
Your Thunderduck's ready.
Thanks, Robotica.
- How you doing these days? - Oh, fine.
Gyro has programmed me with a new set of emotions,
and I really enjoy my new job.
Uh... dating anyone?
Not right now. Although, that diagnostic machine has been making eyes at me.
[beeping]
Ain't love grand?
- [engine revving] - [tires screeching]