♪ Life is like a hurricane
♪ Here in Duckburg
♪ Racecars, lasers, airplanes
♪ It's a duck-blur
♪ Might solve a mystery
♪ or rewrite history
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Every day they're out there making
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Tales of derring-do
♪ Bad and good luck tales
♪ D-d-d-danger
♪ Watch behind you
♪ There's a stranger out to find you
♪ What to do? Just grab onto some
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Every day they're out there making
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Tales of derring-do
♪ Bad and good luck tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Not ponytails or cottontails, no
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh ♪
[Louie] We've gotta steal one more bag of money from Uncle Scrooge's Money Bin.
[Huey] Yeah, only 10,000 points to go, and we've got the highest score ever.
We'll be the champs of Scrooge McDuck's Money Mania.
[Louie] We won! We won!
Oh, no! It was booby-trapped.
Even the video version of Uncle Scrooge is too smart for the Beagle Boys.
- Let's try again. - Uh-oh. I'm broke.
I'm busted.
Ick, bubble gum! I'm sticky.
Jeepers, it's only the first day of summer vacation,
and we already spent our whole allowance.
We could ask Uncle Scrooge to raise our allowance.
Yeah, you never know. He might be in a good mood.
No, no, no and no!
It's only a small raise, Mr. McDuck.
But I do not want to start you on the road to ruin, Fenton.
How do you figure?
Well, if I keep giving you raises you'll take your job for granted,
get fired, and end up out in the street begging for a few measly coins.
- Gee, thanks. - Think nothing of it.
What if I came up with a great money-making idea?
- Would that get me a raise? - It might. What's the idea?
Well, I haven't actually had the idea yet.
I'm sure if you come up with one, you'll recognize it.
It'll be the only one in your head.
Uncle Scrooge, can we have a raise in our allowance?
Boys, I've told you before.
If I raise your allowance, you'll grow up to have no respect for money,
learn to live a wasteful life, and end up out in the street
begging for a few measly coins. And then, who'll take care of you?
I will. I'll be out there, too.
You boys have to learn that you can never get something for nothing.
[all] But, Uncle Scrooge...
Why not get a part-time job for the summer?
That'll teach you to have some respect for the hard-earned dollar.
What kind of job could we get?
Hey, wait a minute! I've got an idea how we can really clean up.
[humming]
Oh!
- It's just us, Mrs. Beakley. - We're...
[all] ...the Dirtbusters!
We're a lean, mean cleaning machine!
Now, what do you boys know about cleaning?
The only way to fight dirt, is to fight dirt!
Be careful! It's very...
P°Werful!
- [Huey] Who you gonna call? - [Dewey] Dirtbusters!
[vacuum cleaner powers down]
Uh-oh! We're really gonna get it now.
You certainly are.
One dollar. On condition that you go away and never help me clean again.
It's a deal!
Boy, this work stuff really pays off. [Chuckling]
Oh, well. At least they can't do any more damage.
[Gyro] So, you boys want to help clean up around here, huh?
[Huey] Yeah.
Well, I don't see what harm it could do.
We'll make this place spiffy in a jiffy.
Come on, Dirtbusters! Let's get down and dirty!
Uh-oh! It's working backwards.
Careful, this equipment is fragile.
Whew!
Oh, no, not my multi-phonic duplicator!
A Dirtbuster always gets his dirt.
- [machinery thrumming] - It's gonna blow!
Dirtbusters take cover!
Yikes! Do you see what I see?
Yeah, but I see two of 'em.
You boys have stumbled upon my latest invention: the multi-phonic duplicator.
The mum-whats“ dupfi-whozit'?
Is it some kind of plant grower?
[Gyro] Oh, no. It's a machine that can duplicate anything.
[all] Anything?
- Will it work on this? - Sure. Watch.
This machine works on the principle
of molecular restructuring by audio disruption.
[duplicator chiming]
Whoa! Now that's what I call a double-your-money-back guarantee!
Why, this invention could change the world!
It could double the food, the medicine, the fuel...
The toys?
It needs to be tested more, though, to make sure it's safe.
- We'll help you! - Why don't we discuss it over lunch?
- [duplicator chiming] - I'll just pop these in the microwave.
I'm sure you boys like broccoli stew as much as I do.
- Or, perhaps not. - [microwave chiming]
[deep thrumming]
Hmm, that's odd.
Hmm, looks like I need to go over
my calculations one more time.
After lunch.
Are you sure it was right to take Gyro's multi-whoosy-thingamabob?
Sure, we'll just help him test it.
Let's test it on the great masher.
You can never have too many of these.
- [duplicator chiming] - Wow, it's working!
Let's duplicate some more stuff.
OK. But just a few things. We don't want to get carried away.
[duplicator chiming]
Uh... I think we got carried away.
Instant water? No. Square mothballs? No.
A wetsuit with a dry look? Nah.
I gotta come up with a money-making idea. One just won't fall into my lap.
- [all yelling] - Qtips!
- What's this? - It's Gyro's new invention.
A multi-whoozit dupli-thingy.
- Watch! Let her rip! - [duplicator chiming]
I can't believe that crackpot finally hit the jackpot!
Do you mind if I borrow this doohickey for a little while?
OK, but be real careful with it.
Oh, I'll treat it like it was worth a million dollars.
Mama, pack up the trailer! We're moving uptown tonight!
I wonder if those Dirtbusters managed to clean up their own room?
[all] All right! Yeah!
Three triple pistachio-cicles. That'll be three bucks.
[coins thrumming]
Let's spend our last dollar at the arcade.
Hey, look, it duplicated all by itself!
[rhythmic knocking on door]
Coming, coming! Hold your heather!
All right, all right, what is it?
'Tis I, the Great Crackshell-o! Magician extraordinaire!
Well, make yourself disappear, because I'm busy.
Ha-ha! A skeptic. Sit right down and observe the miracle of the ages.
All right, but you'd better get crackin', Crackshell-o.
May I have a volunteer from the audience?
You, sir. May I borrow your change purse?
You'd have an easier time wrestling Mrs. Beakley from a starving cannibal.
Now, watch... and wonder.
I'm wondering why I ever hired you.
- Abracadabra! - [duplicator chiming]
[Fenton] Eat your heart out, Houducky!
- Boggle me Money Bin! - Amazing, huh?
This little baby of Gyro's can double your whole fortune
- as easily as this change purse. - That's exactly what I'm afraid of.
- Say, what? - Easy money.
I do not trust any dollar I have not earned.
[Fenton] But, Mr. McDuck, the dupli-multi-whoozits is the biggest
money-making idea the world has ever known!
What could go wrong?
- Twist me tassels! - Where are we going?
To Gyro's lab. It looks like that dabbling ditzo has done it again.
Curl me kilt!
Interesting phenomenon!
It seems the sound waves of any bell causes the duplicates to duplicate.
- Bells? That's crazy! - [doorbell chimes]
[rumbling]
[all hollering]
Hi, everybody!
You were right, Uncle Scrooge. Making money sure is fun!
And so easy with the multi-hooper thingy-smacker!
Almost as easy as spending it!
Oh, no! Don't tell me you boys have been spending duplicated money?
Sure. What's wrong with that?
If it keeps duplicating, it could ruin the economy.
How do you figure?
Yeah, what's wrong with having lots of money?
You do.
Don't you see? If everyone has it, it loses value.
Prices will go up. Then everyone will have to have more and more money.
It'll be chaos!
Don't worry, Mr. McDuck. I'm sure there's still time
to collect all the funny money before it really spreads.
Don't quote me on that.
- [horn honking] - [excited babbling]
[boy] Extra! Extra! Cash avalanche buries Duckburg!
Prices going haywire! Read all about it!
Only $200 an issue!
Extra! Extra! [muffled shouting]
Wipe your shoes, kids.
I don't want you bringing more money in the house again.
[engine revving]
- That'll be $5,000. - I'll take two, then.
Ten thousand dollars, please. Exact change only.
Hmm, two cavities.
That'll be $40,000 per filling.
Well, at least some prices haven't gone up.
[metal clanking]
Would ya cut the racket! It's only 10:00 in the morning!
Aw, but today is puddin' day in the cafeteria.
I can't wait all day for supper.
I'll have you for supper if you don't pipe down so's I can read my newspaper.
Whoa, look at this! The streets of Duckburg are paved with gold!
We gotta crash outta here or we don't cash in.
Oh, no! I'm not crashin' out till I get my puddin'.
Look, chocolate-mousse mouth!
With all this dough, you can have puddin' every meal of the day.
[whooping] What are we waitin' for?
Blathering blatherskite! Five trillion, six hundred fifty-seven billion coins!
And that's just in the neighbor's yard.
Looks like you were right, Uncle Scrooge.
All this money sure is trouble.
Yeah, it cost us $30 to use a gumball machine today.
I'm ruined! My Money Bin of hard-earned cash is worthless.
A lifetime's riches destroyed by one part-time job.
Relax, Mr. McDuck. I'll have Duckworth bring you some Milk of amnesia.
That always makes you forget your problems.
- [bell ringing] - [deep thrumming]
Tattered tartans! Stop that bell!
That's it! We can stop the money if we stop the bells!
Every bell in Duckburg!
Don't worry, Uncle Scrooge. We'll save your fortune.
Why am I not overcome with optimism?
There's no way those kids can stop every bell in Duckburg.
Aye, but there is someone who can, if you know who I mean...
- Who? - GizmoDuck,
- you blathering bean counter! - Oh, yeah.
[grunting]
[shrieking]
[man] What a beating! What a beating!
The Bucktooth Barbarian has a ham hock lock on Sweet-and-Sour Porker!
[squealing] Oh, my achin' bacon!
Only the bell can save him!
- [birds tweeting] - [moaning]
And it's a knockout.
[Louie] But you just gotta leave out the bell scene!
From the Hunchquack of Notre Dame? You must be mad! Mad!
You aren't from the studio, are you?
- No, we're... - Then forget it! Action!
The bells! The bells!
Those bells will duplicate every dollar in Duckburg!
We'll never stop 'em in time.
- But, he will! - Have no fear, GizmoDuck is...
- [grunting] - [clangiflg]
[deep thrumming]
Well, so much for stopping all the bells.
We'll have to find another way to stop this money.
Hello, Gyro? Any luck reversing the multi-whizzbang dippity-doo-dah?
No, but you must get rid of those coins immediately.
According to my findings, the duplicated molecules are highly unstable.
[Huey] Are you sure?
Oh, I'd say my calculations are right on the money.
[Burger] This spoon works better on puddin' than concrete.
Keep diggin'.
We gots to break out while it's still raining pennies from heaven.
- [man] Delivery for the Beagle Boys. - Oh, ah... it's one of Ma's cakes.
This ain't from Ma. Look at the card.
You know, I gotta learn to read one of these days.
Give it to me, bright boy.
[clearing throat] "To the Beagle Boys,
from a fiend... uh... friend."
Hey, we ain't got no friends!
Whoever sent this can be my friend.
It's my favorite: cherry chainsaw cheesecake!
- [giggling] - [Saw buzzing]
Now all we need is a truck to haul away the dough in Duckburg.
"For the Beagle Boys, from a fiend."
I me a. N! "Friend u."
Aw, ain't "fiendship" beautiful?
- My plan is working perfectly. - It sure is.
- Uh... Fenton? - Yes?
What is your plan?
I had it a second ago. Uh... oh, yeah!
Step one... we let the Beagle Boys out of prison
so they'll steal all the duplicated money in Duckburg.
Step two... we lead them to someplace safe to store the money.
- Step three... - Boom!
Great plan, Fenton!
Yeah, you're not as big a dope as Uncle Scrooge says you are.
Uh... thanks.
This is just like Christmas in July.
Yeah... instead of in September.
Would you just shut up and keep stealin'!
Stop! Stop!
You're too late, lady. It's all ours!
- Good! Then don't forget this. - Am I missin' something?
- This is all too easy. - Yeah, there's no challenge in it.
Uh, why don't we rob a bank?
Baggy, that's the first smart thing you ever said.
Gee, the last time I said it, we's ended up in jail.
Sorry, no more deposits today. The vault is full.
[all] Aw!
Don't nobody move! This is a stick up!
Welcome to Feather Federal Savings! We've been expecting you for hours.
Attention, everyone. It's a robbery.
[all cheering]
And remember, no alarm bells.
Oh, heavens, no. We don't even have an alarm bell.
It disappeared for some strange reason.
Thank you. Hurry back soon.
Uh, is this Be-Nice-to-Burglars Week, or something?
[Burger] Look! "This way to the Beagle Boys' Money Bin."
[Bigtime] This is too good to be true.
[Scrooge] It's positively amazing.
I cannot believe my eyes. Fenton, you're a genuine genius.
Aw, I bet you say that to all the genuine geniuses.
I never thought I'd give a raise to the man who made the Beagle Boys
the richest men in Duckburg.
But, after all, it's a "booming" economy.
[laughing]
Yeah, it's a good thing we got all of that cash out of Duckburg
before everybody found out about the explosion.
What explosion is that?
All those duplicated coins of yours.
You said they would blow sky high.
Oh, they won't explode. That was a slight miscalculation on my part.
Slight miscalculation?
You call handing the Beagle Boys the world's largest fortune
a slight miscalculation?
- But, Mr. McDuck, I... - And you let them out of jail!
Uh... I suppose this means my raise is off?
Get down there and get all that money back,
or I'll give you a raise to the moon!
OK, guys. Watch me!
I'll show you how to swim through the money like Scroogie does.
Are you all right, Burger?
Ooh... I meant to do a half gainer, not a full loser.
- [pounding on door] - Who's there?
Open up, you nouveau riche Neanderthals!
That's the trouble with being rich, the poor folks won't leave you alone.
[cackling]
I'll give you one more chance. Let me in!
- [bell ringing] - [deep thrumming]
[both gasping]
- Help! Help! - Hold on, Fenton!
I thought you said it wouldn't explode?
I tried to tell you. It's not exploding,
it's imploding back to the original coin.
- [all groaning] - Sheesh!
This is ours!
- What happened to all our moolah? - I don't know, but come on!
Maybe we can get back to jail before they're out of puddin'.
[whooping]
I hope you all have learned a wee lesson.
There's no such thing as easy money.
- You mean like raises? - Especially like raises.
I guess we really worked hard for this silver dollar, after all.
There is no greater satisfaction than money well earned.
- [doorbell rings] - [deep thrumming]
I will never clean your room again as long as I live!
Well, at least some good came out of all of this.
If you boys want this back, you clean my room!