♪ Life is like a hurricane
♪ Here in Duckburg
♪ Racecars, lasers, airplanes
♪ It's a duck-blur
♪ Might solve a mystery
♪ or rewrite history
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Every day they're out there making
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Tales of derring-do
♪ Bad and good luck tales
♪ D-d-d-danger
♪ Watch behind you
♪ There's a stranger out to find you
♪ What to do? Just grab onto some
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Every day they're out there making
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Tales of derring-do
♪ Bad and good luck tales Ooh-woo-ooh
♪ Not ponytails or cottontails, no
♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh ♪
[birds cawing]
[adding machine clicking]
Ha! I was right! The bank was off by a penny!
- [sinister cackling] - What was that?
[cackling]
Ach! It's those bush-whacking Beagle Boys!
[rattling]
Bust me Bin! It's an infestation!
Me money!
Oh'. Ash'.!
- You'll never get in here. - [all laughing]
Ah! Safe at last!
- [coins jingling] - [cackling]
[gasping] No! No!
Let go, you mangy mongrels!
Uncle Scrooge, Uncle Scrooge! Wake up!
You're having another nightmare!
[exclaiming, gasping] This was the worst one yet!
There were almost as many Beagles as coins in my Bin!
My Bin!
I better make sure it's all right.
[tires squealing]
Ah, GizmoDuck! Just seeing you makes me feel better!
Worry not, Mr. McDuck!
Not even a sneaky flea could get past me!
- [sawing, hammering] - [gasping] That noise again!
- I've been hearing it all morning. - Someone's inside, you idiot!
- Gyro! - Oh, I let him in earlier.
Without my permission?
Don't be upset, Mr. McDuck. I've got news that'll set your spats a-tappin'.
Remember, yesterday, when you complained about
having to buy new spectacles to replace the ones you scratched?
Aye, what about it?
Here's the most spectacular spectacles you'll ever own!
I made them from a new substance called Protecto-glass.
It's absolutely indestructible!
See? Not even a mark.
Well, toss me tams! Here, GizmoDuck, do your worst.
My worst is what I do best!
Nothing can withstand my power-packed diamond-tipped handy-dandy hand drill...
and peach pit remover!
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Not even a microscopic scratch!
Like I said, Protecto-glass is virtually unbreakable.
What wonderful news for all my little Gizmo Buddies who can't play football
because they wear glasses!
Now, thanks to you, they can finally experience the thrill of
getting pounded on the field with the other boys.
Forget that! Don't you realize what we have here?
Protecto-glass could be the answer to my one great dream.
How does it look?
Jeepers, Gyro! It's shinier than a new penny.
An unbreakable Bin!
Has there ever been a more beautiful sight?
Uh... Gosh! Maybe we should put on our blowtorch goggles.
Blathering blatherskite!
It's those callous rapscallions, and in broad daylight, no less!
- What should we do? - Call the police?
Or Mr. Gizmo?
That won't be necessary. You see, I invited them here.
[all] Invited?
That's right. This way, boys.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!
And that's the deal. If you can break through the glass,
I'll let you have a handful of my money.
Ooh-hoo-hoo! Let me go first!
Hove making messes!
- [clangiflg] - [gibbering]
Hey, that felt like an 8.9 tummy temblor!
Quit foolin' around, Burger. I want that glass pulverized now!
[explosion]
There. That should do it. Come on!
Hey, uh... It's still there, ain't it?
Yeah, not even a singe.
However, you did get it dusty.
So long, boys. I guess I won't be seeing your ugly mugs again.
Any chance we ever had of gettin' his money is gone forever.
Jumpin' jigs! I'll never have to worry about my money again!
Now I can do all the things I've wanted to do.
I can even take that vacation I've been meaning to take
for the last 40 years! Pack your bags, lads!
Your uncle is finally going to show you the world!
WOW!
- Yay! - Yippee!
Yes, siree, this Protecto-glass is the greatest stuff since Bee Polish.
Just think how easy it's gonna be for GizmoDuck to guard the Bin.
Aye, almost too easy.
Telegram for GizmoDuck! Telegram for GizmoDuck!
Yes, I'm GizmoDuck!
- Ah, sign here. - My goodness!
I've never received a telegram before.
Wouldn't be a singing telegram, would it? I've always wanted one.
Nah, afraid not. It's just a regular one.
Oh, could you make it a singing one?
Could you, please? I would really get a kick out of it.
I'm sorry, but...
You would really make a lonely hero's day.
- Uh, well... - Oh, please?
- If you insist. - Oh, goody, goody!
[whistling and vocalizing]
[clearing throat]
♪ You're fired I'
What? Fired?
That'll be a ten dollar music surcharge, please.
But, Mr. McDuck, you can't mean this!
I'm afraid I do, GizmoDuck.
Why should I pay someone to guard me building that's impenetrable.
But, don't worry, you can still work for me
as my accountant, Fenton Crackshell.
But I really need that second paycheck.
Mama and I have grown accustomed to our extravagant
lower-middle-class lifestyle.
I'm sure a fellow with your, uh... abilities can find other work.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a boat to catch.
Humph! Who needs his silly job anyway'?
The offers won't stop when they hear I'm available, or my name's not...
GizmoDuck!
[crashing]
[cheering]
[Huey] Wow, an ocean cruise on a luxury liner!
Boy, it's better than I ever expected!
Fortunately, I found a great economy plan.
Of course it means bringing our own food.
- I hope you lads like baloney. - [horn blasting]
[GizmoDuck] And, in addition to withstanding
three cubic tons of pressure per square inch,
I also carry my own sonar equipment, and intercontinental ballistic missiles.
My word! You might be overqualified
for the usual security position, Mr. GizmoDuck.
I don't believe it.
There are no openings for security guards anywhere in the city.
How could this be?
We can tell ya. It's that blasted glass!
- Right! - Yeah!
How 'bout that?
[man] Everyone's puttin' it up.
There's no security in the security field anymore.
[gulps] What am I going to do?
I know what we'll do next, lads. We'll go on an overnight safari.
Really, Uncle Scrooge?
Aye, think of the money we'll save on hotel rooms alone.
Would you like something to drink, Mr. McDuck?
Nothing for me, but bring my boys a soda and three straws.
Can you make it a large soda, Uncle Scrooge?
We're awful thirsty.
Make that three sodas and three straws.
Small size, of course.
Golly, Uncle Scrooge! We've never seen you splurge before!
Now that I've stopped worrying about my money, I don't mind spending it.
And I'll never have to worry about it again.
Why, it would take sheer magic for anyone to break into my vault.
That's right, Scroogie, darling! Magica's kind of magic.
This time tomorrow, I'll finally have your Number One Dime!
Hey, so the first monkey says to the second,
"Be careful, it's a jungle out there!"
Hey, you get it? A jungle.
Would you please stop the jokes?
We did not come on this safari for laughs.
Yeah! When are we gonna see some dangerous animals?
You're lookin' at one. Just ask my girlfriend.
[howling, chuckling]
Hey, look! A real native village!
Yeah, beautiful downtown Quackanyika. I wouldn't say this place was dull,
but the biggest event around here is the annual bamboo convention.
MY 900dness!
These are the loveliest feathers I've ever seen.
Boy, has Uncle Scrooge changed!
He's taking pleasure in beautiful things.
Yeah, he never thinks about business anymore.
Just think of the price a McDuck hat would fetch
- with one of these stuck in it. - Well, hardly ever!
Where do these come from?
Our national bird, the Quackanyikan yeaker.
- Can you show me one? - Hey, can a tsetse fly?
[laughing]
Hey, Mommy. Why is GizmoDuck acting like a traffic signal?
Shh! [Whispering] Because no one needs him for anything else.
- [whistling] - Gee, that's pathetic!
[sighing] Sometimes super hearing can be a curse.
Oh, well, I must not let myself get depressed.
Serving as a beacon to a grateful public has its own rewards.
Out of my way, freak!
[cackling] Once I arrive at the Bin,
Scrooge's Dime is as good as mine!
- [brakes screeching] - Halt! Is that vehicle registered?
Why'd you stop me, you idiot? No one's coming!
I beg to differ, madam.
You stopped me for a bunch of mangy alley cats!
Now, now! We must have consideration for the city's kitties.
See, that didn't take long.
[engine roaring]
Something tells me this job
will not be a large part of my résumé.
Locked! But not for long.
Looks like I'm going to have to turn up the voltage.
[yelling]
I guess I'll have to go the limit.
Eye of bat, hill of beans, smash that glass to smithereens!
Hit it again! Hit it again! Harder! Harder!
[birds twittering]
Oh, no! Not even my magic works.
There must be a way to break through! There must!
And I'll find out how, if it's the last thing I do!
OW! [Hollering]
So, when do we see a Quackanyikan yeaker?
Or is this another one of your jokes?
- It's showtime. - [Huey] Boy, it's pretty!
Shh! Hey, you don't want to startle it,
- otherwise it might sing. - So?
Hey, believe me, this is no nightingale.
[twig snapping]
Now you did it!
[horrific shrieking]
Oh, no! My unbreakable glasses!
Uh-oh, Uncle Scrooge!
Looks like Protecto-glass isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Aye, just think if a yeaker gets near my Bin.
- What are you gonna do? - There's only one thing to do.
Make sure those birds never leave Quackanyika.
No one must ever know about them.
You never could keep a secret from me, Scroogie, darling!
[cackling]
[birds screeching]
That's right, a buck a yeaker. Cash on delivery.
Gee, Uncle Scrooge, what are you gonna do after they're all caught?
- [screeching] - Find some earplugs.
Stroke! Stroke!
Whew! By the time I reach that village,
Scrooge may have flown the coop with those birds.
A wisp of wind powder should make this trip a breeze.
[motor roaring]
That's it, Uncle Scrooge. The natives say they've caught all the yeakers.
[screeching]
I wonder if Gyro can build a soundproof aviary.
- [motor approaching] - What's that?
- Uh-oh! - [all shouting]
Well, well! Look what the wind blew in.
It is nap time, darling.
[Louie] Uncle Scrooge!
Ah, music to my ears!
Save it for the Bin, my pretty ones.
All right, yeakers, it's Duckburg or bust!
[cackling]
Wake up, lads! Wake up!
We've got to beat that sneaky yeaker thief back to Duckburg!
- [melodic horn blowing] - Hey, lunch truck's here.
Come one, come all! It's GizmoDuck's Meal on a Wheel!
- Two double cheeseburgers. - I'll have a pork burrito.
Make mine a kielbasa sub.
Whew! Maybe I should have catered to the yogurt crowd.
How 'bout a hot cup of java?
In the back.
- [alarm bell ringing] - [electricity buzzing]
[exclaiming]
- [sizzling] - Ah! Oh!
For a minute I thought I was gonna decaffeinate myself.
[Scrooge] Step on it, Gyro!
That glass of yours is useless if Magica gets to the Bin before we do.
If only I had not fired GizmoDuck.
Hey, it's him!
Oops! The moo shu's a little mushy.
GizmoDuck, I need your help.
Magica De Spell has found a way to break the Protecto-glass.
She has?
Um... How unfortunate.
It's Magica!
You've got to stop her!
Does this mean I'm back on the payroll?
[muttering] I... I guess so.
With a big raise?
- What? - [yelling]
Um... We'll let it go for now.
[cackling]
Trance time is over, yeak beak!
Now, sing your little head off!
Come on, come on! Snap out of it!
[rasping weakly]
[shrieking]
[Magica screaming]
Let go of me, you techno twit!
Not until you're safely away from Mr. McDuck's safe.
And I'll take your bird, if you don't mind.
Good job, GizmoDuck.
You haven't stopped me, Scroogie.
One pinch of wind powder will blow you and your tin man back to Oz.
[screeching]
Pinch is right!
- [wind howling] - [Magica screaming]
One thing about Magica... she always knew how to make an exit.
[Gyro] Gotcha!
That's the last one.
Lucky for us they were still under Magica's spell.
Maybe there's still a chance we can get them out of town
before anyone else finds out about them.
Uncle Scrooge, Uncle Scrooge! Look what we found!
[Huey] One of the yeakers must have laid it.
AWw!
Can we keep it, Uncle Scrooge?
Yeah, just for a little while?
[Huey] What harm could it do?
[peeping]
[screeching]
[gasping] Gee willikers!
Worry not, Mr. McDuck. Remember, when you hired me back,
you not only got a security guard, but a street sweeper, as well!
You and your big mouth!