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♪ Every day they're out there making
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[Huey] Aw, but Uncle Scrooge, we've hardly seen you in weeks!
And we planned all sorts of stuff for Valentine's Day. See?
Valentine's Day? I don't have time for sentimental drivel!
For years I've searched in vain for the lost temple of Aphroducky.
Well, at last... [cackling]
I have a map that will lead me right to it!
So?
So, Aphroducky was revered as the goddess of love,
and legend has it that her temple contains the greatest treasure of all.
Wow! Can we come?
- Please, huh? - What about Valentine's Day?
No! This time you are staying home!
This trip is too dangerous.
Now, be good. We'll visit when I get back with the treasure.
Maybe he should send a valentine to Fort Knox!
Gee, first we don't see him when he's here...
and then he does something fun and we get left behind!
Hmm... maybe we do, and maybe we don't.
[zooming]
Boy, I love this job.
The bracing wind in your feathers,
the throaty roar of the engines...
The constant fear for your life!
Yeah, flying... Nothing like it!
Look, just land this thing!
Ordinarily, Mr. McD, I'd dive right in.
But I hear these waters are infested with sharks.
Nonsense and rumors! Besides, I thought you weren't scared of anything.
Hey, there's scared, and then there's stupid.
And you're an expert on both. Now go find me the treasure!
It's so hard to get good help,
especially when you don't want to pay for it.
- [Huey] Ouch! - [Dewey shushing]
OK, come out nice and slow, you trespassing stowaways!
Don't shoot, Uncle Scrooge!
Oh, did I not tell you this trip was dangerous?
We laugh in the face of danger!
Oh? Let's see you laugh in the face of a month without dessert!
[Launchpad] Yo, Mr. McD!
You found something?
[Scrooge cackling] It is the Temple of Aphroducky!
Now keep your peepers peeled for priceless plunder.
Personally, I'd prefer to protect my posterior from predators.
[Scrooge] Would you relax? There's no shark within a hundred miles.
There's got to be treasure here. I can feel it in my bones!
Who are the rubes in the robes?
- Don't you know your history? - Hey, I don't know my ZIP code!
[Dewey] This angry-looking guy, he's Vulcan,
the blacksmith of Mount Olympus. Right?
[Scrooge] Right! And this is Aphroducky.
Hello, my pretty. Where've you hidden this treasure of yours?
Ooh, Iooky! It's Cupid! Isn't he cute?
[growling]
- Say, "cheese!" - Cheese!
[flash popping]
Huh, what's this thing?
- Hey, it's Greek to me! - Aw!
- Somebody had to say it! - [groaning]
Out of my way!
[reading Greek] The greatest treasure!
Quick, open the lid!
[all grunting]
[Louie] It's empty!
[Launchpad] Except for that. What's "philios?"
It means "love." Love?
The greatest treasure is love?
I hate that! [Groaning]
I could have got that news out of one of those sappy valentines.
I've been robbed! There's no treasure here at all!
[Dewey] Don't be so sure!
Cupid's arrows are solid gold!
[laughing] Things have taken a turn!
Yeah... for the worse!
Don't worry about me, Mr. McD!
Save the kids! Hey, fish face!
Over here!
[growls]
I'm gonna hate this.
[yelling]
[Qfunts]
Hey, whoa! Hey, stop!
We gotta help him!
Follow me, and stay low!
Whoa!
Yovvtch!
[birds tweeting]
- [smooching] - Yuck! [Sputtering]
Now! [Grunting]
[crashes]
- Launchpad! - Say something!
- Baby! - [all] Baby?
Baby?
Hi, what's your sign?
No, no, let me guess. Pisces?
[chuckling] I'm an Aries.
Aries? You mean air-head!
Ach! Hang onto this lovesick lunatic.
I'll be right back.
Thank you.
I'll miss you, sweet fins!
Going UP-
[sighiflg]
Should he be flying a plane? I think his mind had a meltdown.
That's never stopped him before.
Yeah, but he's never tried to kiss a two-ton eating machine, either.
You know, Launchpad started acting weird
after he got jabbed by one of those.
[gasping] You don't think...?
Those really are Cupid's arrows!
Ach! Greeting card garbage!
But that was the Temple of Aphroducky, the goddess of love!
[Scrooge] Just a bunch of mumbo jumbo!
Aw, come on, Vulcan! Where'd you hide Cupid's arrows?
You know I am tired of you going around poking the Earth folk
with them arrows, making this one fall in love with that one.
What kind of hobby is that?
Aww... poor Vulcy is jealous!
Eh! I don't have to be jealous.
You are the wife, I am the husband, and the husband is king!
King? Ha! OK then, I'll crown you!
- My mother gave us this plant! - Where are those arrows?
I'm warning you, Aphroducky!
[Aphroducky] Oh... go sit on a volcano!
I could have married Adonis, but no...
I had to marry that hot-head!
- [dinging] - What? My magic lamp's lit.
That means someone's in my temple!
Hmm... better take a look in my magic monitor.
[gasping] You moronic mackerel, you've ruined my ruins!
Ooh! [Gasping]
That's Cupid's quiver!
That sneak Vulcan must have hid the arrows in my own temple!
Only they're not there now.
Hmm, I'll rewind back through time to see what really happened.
[gasping] A-ha!
Little man, you're about to find out that this prize has a price!
I hope Uncle Scrooge likes his valentines.
Hoo-hoo! Gather 'round! I have something special to show you!
' [Dewey] For us? [all] wow!
Ta-da! Aren't they beautiful?
Uh, yeah, swell, Uncle Scrooge.
Only we were hoping it was something for Valentine's Day.
Look... this so-called holiday is just a ploy by the card and candy companies
- to make a buck! - Aw, gee, Uncle Scrooge!
Don't "aw, gee" me!
I went to a lot of trouble to get these arrows.
- [knocking on door] - Now what?
[all exclaiming]
Who are you?
Why, silly person, I'm Aphroducky!
[EH] Aphroducky?
Aphroducky'?
Yes. I'm in a bit of a rush, so don't bother to grovel.
Just be a good little mortal and give me back my arrows.
Your arrows?
Yes. I use them to spread love and joy throughout the world.
Thanks so much, but we've got all the love and joy we can stand.
You got in, now show yourself out.
Hmph! There ought to be laws against people like that.
[crashing]
Look! I've had a very bad millennium!
Give me those arrows!
That really is Aphroducky.
I don't care if she's Feather Locklear!
She's not getting my arrows!
[panting] Yow!
Let me down! Stop! Stop! Put me down!
Leave my uncle Scrooge alone!
[exclaiming]
[thunderclap]
Uncle Scrooge, are you OK?
Ash'. Me arrows'.!
He's fine.
You've ruined my Money Bin. What have you got to say for yourself?
Darling!
[all] Darling?
- [birds tweeting] - [smooching]
[Aphroducky] There. Is that comfy, sugar plum?
[Scrooge] No, it is not comfy.
[grunting] And I am not your sugar plum!
Look, I've humored you long enough. Leave me alone!
But dimple dumpling! Wait!
We've got to help poor Uncle Scrooge get rid of Aphroducky
before she loves him to death!
Sure, you tell her to go home!
Poof! Instant charcoal briquette!
Listen. Aphroducky's still under the spell of those arrows, right?
It's like you fall in love with the first thing you see, once you're stuck.
But if we undid the spell, she'd forget Uncle Scrooge and go!
So all we gotta do is stick her again.
And make sure that the next person she sees is herself!
Scroogie, woogie! Where are you?
[panting]
OK, when the door opens, we drop the tapestry...
- And make points with Aphroducky! - Shh! I hear footsteps!
[Scrooge grunting]
[hollering]
Uh-oh! That didn't sound like Aphroducky to me.
You called, butter beak?
Uncle Scrooge!
[all] Don't look!
- Sweetheart! - [smooching]
[all] Sweetheart?
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
McDuck hooks heavenly body!
He's torn up the whole backyard to build Aphroducky a new temple!
[Louie] Boy, all this lovey-dovey stuff is enough
to turn you off Valentine's Day for keeps!
What do you think you're doing?
I'm going to give Uncle Scrooge the Valentine's gift I made.
Webby! He doesn't care about your Valentine!
- And he doesn't care about us. - Well, I still care about him.
Uncle Scrooge! Uncle Scrooge?
I was gonna give this to you tomorrow on Valentine's Day,
but I thought you might like it now.
A Valentine cupcake? Lovely.
You like it?
Yes. Enough to give it to my dearest Aphroducky.
Oh, how... sweet.
[crying] Uncle Scrooge. That was for you!
[both sighing]
Phone for you, sir.
Regarding the press conference you wished to arrange.
Eh? Oh... thank you, Duckworth.
Just another surprise for my little lollipop lips.
Lollipop lips? Yuck!
[suitcase thumping]
Now where are you going?
Uncle Scrooge doesn't love us, so I'm running away from home.
Webby, it's not that he doesn't love us.
It's just that he's under that stupid arrow's spell.
So? Either way we've lost him.
- [all] What? - Well, this is me, saying goodbye.
Are you running away from home, too, Launchpad?
Don't try to talk me out of it.
- I can't live without her. - The shark again?
I can't think of anything but my finny little valentine.
So I'm going back to offer her my hand.
She'll take your hand... and the arm that goes with it!
But... if you live underwater, then you'll never fly a plane again.
Never fly... again?
[birds tweeting]
Hey, we going to a pool party?
That's it! That's what breaks the spell!
True love!
When Launchpad had to choose between the shark and flying...
Pow! Instant cure!
So we just have to make Uncle Scrooge choose between Aphroducky
and what he loves the most...
[EH] Money!
[sighiflg]
Commence Operation Allergy.
- Oh, hi, Aphroducky! - What do you want?
Uncle Scrooge is busy, so we came down to play with you!
Don't be silly. I'm a deity,
and deities simply don't... [stuttering] Ah-choo!
Play.
Uh-oh! Sounds like she's got cashititis!
Cash-a-whats-is?
It means you're allergic to money.
First you start sneezing...
- Ah-choo! - Then your skin turns green!
[screaming]
And then your feathers fall out!
[screaming]
Keep it away, Scrooge-poo! Your money is making me sick!
My money? Oh, no!
Yeah, it was awful, Uncle Scrooge.
I guess you'll have to choose.
It's either your money, or Aphroducky.
All right, I will choose. Come on.
That press conference I called is awaiting us outside.
Now she's gonna get it!
Honey? It's me, Vulcan.
Hey-o? How am I supposed to apologize if she's not even around?
Huh? Aphroducky?
Well, it seems I have to choose between Aphroducky and my money.
So I asked myself, which do I love more?
Well, that's easy to answer...
Aphroducky, my goddess of love.
- [all] What? - What?
Aw, Scrooge-poo!
After all, what good is money without my honey?
So I'm going to many her!
- [thunder rumbling] - Over your dead body, buddy!
[deep rumbling]
Where is Duckburg?
Thanks!
[Duckworth] And when will you return, sir?
Ah, never! [Giggling]
I'm off to spend the rest of eternity on Mount Olympus.
Then I won't count on you for dinner.
All set to go, Launchpad?
Aye, aye, sir. The jet's all set for you and your lady friend.
Dearest, did you bring my arrows?
They're right here, cupcake.
- [Huey] Uncle Scrooge, wait! - Yeah?
Please listen, Uncle Scrooge. You're under a magic spell.
You don't belong on Mount Olympus.
- And neither do we. - What are you saying?
We're saying that, as much as we love you, we can't go.
- Goodbye, Uncle Scrooge! - [stammering] Goodbye?
Yes, that's right, say goodbye to the little mortal persons.
But they love me.
Hey, we've got a plane to catch! What do you think this is?
[rumbling]
- It's barbecue time! - [gasping]
- Vulcan! - Uh... Live long and prosper!
And I love them. And I also love Aphroducky...
This is so confusing.
Stand still, you love snatcher!
[children shouting]
Laddies? Webby?
[\IVebbigail] Uncle Scrooge!
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Toodle-oo, Scroogie-poo!
Run for it, Mr. McD! I'll keep lava breath busy.
Of course, I mean "lava breath" as a compliment.
Hey, nice crash!
Uncle Scrooge, you're OK!
Yeah! All our problems are solved!
Except for one!
Run! I'll handle this.
Yoo-hoo, over here. Come and get me, you Olympian oaf!
Happy Valentine's Day, McDuck!
[hollering]
Talk about leaving an impression.
- [all] Wow! - Uncle Scrooge!
Now I'm really angry!
Don't you touch my Scroogie!
Come on, we're gonna settle this once and for all.
Oh, no! She's still stuck on Uncle Scrooge!
We'll see about that!
Look, Vulc, I love Scrooge now.
So if I ever so much as see your ugly face again, I'll...
[screaming]
You'll what?
I'll give it a big kiss. [Smooching]
One minute she's ready to fry him and the next...
Isn't true love wonderful?
What can I say, Scrooge? You and I just lost that special magic.
You could put it that way.
Ah, yes. Before we go, could I have those arrows back?
Sure. I've got all the treasure I need.
Right here.