♪
[sweeping music]
♪
[hawk shrieking]
♪
[banging]
[airplane motor whirs, crashing]
[whirring]
- AAH!
- FASTER, LAUNCHPAD! FASTER!
- SLOWER, LAUNCHPAD! SLOWER!
[motor whirring]
WHOA!
LAUNCHPAD...
IS THIS A STUNT YOU LEARNED IN FLIGHT SCHOOL?
- FLIGHT SCHOOL?
- YOU MEAN YOU NEVER TOOK FLYING LESSONS?
- WELL, I TOOK A CRASH COURSE.
- NOW HE TELLS ME.
- NOSE DIVE!
- COOL!
- OH, YEAH!
- OH, BOY, OH, BOY. LOOK AT THAT!
WOW!
- THERE'S THE DIG, UNCLE SCROOGE.
DID THEY SAY WHAT THEY FOUND?
- AYE, A HIDDEN CHAMBER.
- YOU THINK IT MIGHT HAVE THE TREASURE
OF COLLIE BABA AND HIS 40 THIEVES?
- AFTER ALL THIS TIME, I'M NOT GETTING MY HOPES UP.
- WE'RE MAKING OUR FINAL APPROACH.
- UH-OH. - YOW!
- PLEASE PUT YOUR SEAT BACKS IN THEIR UPRIGHT POSITIONS.
- JUST PUT THE PLANE IN AN UPRIGHT POSITION.
[whirring]
- OH! - WHOA, WHOA!
- YAHOO!
- AH! - WOW!
[whirring]
[propellers sputtering]
[crumbling noises]
- PLEASE REMAIN SEATED UNTIL THE PLANE
HAS COME TO A COMPLETE STOP.
- WHA...?
[booming noises]
- WOW, WHOA! - [sputtering]
[loud rumbling]
- LANDING GEAR DOWN.
[all three sputtering]
All: AH!
- UGH.
- LAUNCHPAD, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THESE ANCIENT RUINS.
- WELL, IT COULD'VE BEEN WORSE.
IT COULD'VE BEEN SOMETHING NEW.
- HURRY, MR. McDUCK!
WE'VE FOUND SOMETHING. - [coughing]
[all wheezing]
[grunting and groaning]
- BLESS ME BAGPIPES, AN ENGRAVING OF COLLIE BABA.
[laughing]
THIS COULD VERY WELL BE THE TREASURE CHEST
OF THE GREATEST THIEF WHO EVER LIVED.
- OOH! - GOODY-GOOD-GOOD!
- I'M TELLING YOU...
- WOW. - COOL.
- LET'S SEE.
- OH. - OH!
[collective gasp]
- AW. [collective groan]
- HE STOLE CLOTHES?
- WHOA. - [laughing]
- ARGH!
NOTHING BUT OLD ROBES.
40 YEARS OF SEARCHING
AND I END UP WITH COLLIE BABA'S DIRTY LAUNDRY.
- WELL, UM, AT LEAST THE BOX IS PRETTY, UNCLE SCROOGE.
All three: OH, YES! VERY, VERY...
- HEY...
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THIS POCKET.
- HUH? [gasps]
- THE SEAL OF COLLIE BABA!
All: OH!
- [gasps] OH! - IT'S A MAP.
All: OH!
- PERHAPS THIS DIG IS NOT A LOST CAUSE AFTER ALL.
- MM. - OH-HO, YES.
- THAT'S RIGHT, MERLOCK,
A TREASURE MAP WRITTEN IN COLLIE BABA'S OWN HAND.
- AT LAST!
AFTER ALL THESE CENTURIES,
THE LAMP WILL BE MINE AGAIN!
- YES, YES!
YOU WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN... THAN...
LOCOMOTIVE, MORE FASTER THAN SPEEDY BULL.
YOU WILL LEAP ALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE TOWN.
- AND YOU SHALL FINALLY BE REWARDED
FOR YOUR DUBIOUS ASSISTANCE.
- OH, YOU MEAN IT?
MY OWN MOUNTAIN OF MONEY?
- YES.
NOW... GIVE IT TO ME.
- IT? WHAT IT?
- THE MAP.
GIVE IT TO ME.
- THE MAP? THAT SPECIFIC MAP?
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW?
- YOU DIDN'T STEAL IT?
- TOO MANY PEOPLE, MERLOCK.
ONLY ONE DIJON.
BUT LOOK WHAT I DID STEAL.
SEVERAL BILLFOLDS, THIS DANDY POCKET WATCH, FLOSS,
A DATE NUT BAR, AND TWO TICKETS TO THE FETA CHEESE FESTIVAL
FOR YOU, MASTER.
- AH!
- MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE THE FLOSS?
- DID YOU AT LEAST SEE WHERE THE MAP LEADS?
- OH, YES, MASTER. OH, YES.
INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT.
WHERE THE SAND BURNS LIKE A HOT KABOB.
- BUT I SEARCHED EVERY SQUARE INCH!
PERHAPS THIS TIME I'LL LET SCROOGE DO THE SEARCHING FOR ME.
- OOH! SMART MOVE, MASTER.
LET HIM BOIL OUT HIS BRAINS IN THE SUN.
- AND YOU SHALL ACCOMPANY HIM AS HIS GUIDE.
- MM!
BUT I HAVE SUCH SENSITIVE SKIN,
AND MY BRAIN BOILS SO QUICKLY.
BUT WHO NEEDS BRAINS TO BE A GUIDE, ANYWAY?
[laser warbling]
[hawk shrieking]
[camel snorts, grunts] [jangling sound]
- GEE, MR. MCD,
THE PLANE RIDE WOULD'VE BEEN LESS TURBULENT.
AH!
[water dripping]
- ACCORDING TO THE MAP, THE CAVE OF COLLIE BABA
SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE
UNDER THE GAZE OF MOUNT BADUDE.
- I DON'T SEE ANYTHING, UNCLE SCROOGE.
NOT EVEN A MIRAGE.
- MAYBE WE TOOK A WRONG TURN AT THAT LAST SAND DUNE.
[camel groans] WHOA!
[grunts] OH.
- LAUNCHPAD, CAN'T YOU EVEN RIDE A CAMEL
WITHOUT CRASHING IT?
- IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
HUMPY HERE JUST HAD A GREAT FALL.
HE MUST'VE HIT THIS LOUSY ROCK.
YOWCH! OOH, MY TOOTSIE!
- GEE, IT LOOKS LIKE A PINT-SIZED PYRAMID.
- QUACKAROONIE! IT'S BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS.
- I WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE.
- THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, LADS.
[whirring] - HMM.
- START DIGGING.
[clanging] - [groan]
[hawk crying]
- [sighing]
- IF I READ THESE HIEROGLYPHICS CORRECTLY,
WE MAY HAVE FOUND THE ENTRANCE.
[rumbling sound] AH-HA!
[collective gasp]
All: OH, WOW!
- LOOK AT THIS. [chuckling]
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
- ME FIRST!
- AFTER YOU. - NO, ME!
- BUT THE CAMELS WILL BE LONESOME.
- THINK WE'LL SEE A MUMMY?
- WE MIGHT BE. MY MUMMY'S EXPECTING ME.
IT'S TIME FOR MY NAP.
- WOW. - WOW.
- CAREFUL. STAY CLOSE, WEBBY.
NO TELLING WHAT KIND OF DANGERS WE MAY FIND.
- LOOKS SAFE TO ME.
- OH, AH! - CHECK IT OUT!
- HEY, LOOK AT THAT.
- WHOA, IT'S A COLLIE BABA BOOBY TRAP.
- WHAT'S THE JUNIOR WOODCHUCK GUIDEBOOK
SAY ABOUT BOOBY TRAPS?
- IT SAYS "STAY ALERT AND USE YOUR MARBLES."
- BOY, GOOD THING I BROUGHT SOME.
- THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
- WHOA.
GOT IT.
All: AH!
- OOH, THAT COULD'VE GIVEN ME QUITE A BOO-BOO.
- JUST KEEP THE LIGHT AHEAD OF US.
GUIDE...
- OOH! [whimpers]
- KEEP GOING, DIJON.
- MAYBE ONE OF THE CHILDREN
MIGHT BE WANTING TO HOLD THE TORCH?
All: LOOK OUT! - [yells]
DO NOT BE FEARING.
DIJON SHALL TRIP THE TRAP.
AH!
HA! YOU SEE?
[all gasp]
- UH... IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE PYRAMID?
[confused groaning]
[all scream]
- GANG WAY, WE'RE COMING THROUGH.
All: WHOA!
- OOH, UGH. OOH.
- WOW. [grunts]
[collective gasp]
- OH!
[collective gasp]
- JUMPSTART MY HEART.
- THE TREASURE!
- HA HA! - RACE YOU TO THE RUBIES!
- WHOA! LOOK AT THOSE NUGGETS.
- COME ON, DIJON.
- WOW, LOOK AT ALL THAT GOLD!
- [laughing]
COLLIE BABA, YOU OLD DOG.
I FINALLY FOUND IT. [laughing]
OOH, LOOK AT THIS. - OOH!
- HA, WHAT AN EYEFUL.
- WHAT A MOUTHFUL.
- AH, THE MONEY, THE RUBIES, THE DIAMONDS.
- [gasps] THE LAMP!
- PINCH ME, I'M IN HEAVEN. [laughing]
- I'LL GET IT.
WHOA!
[growling]
- U-U-UNCLE SCROOGE?
- WHOA, SUMO WRESTLING SCORPIONS.
- YOU KNOW, WEBBY, WE'RE SAFE UP HERE.
DIJON! - WHAT, WHAT?
I AM NOT TOUCHING A THING.
I AM PLAYING INNOCENT LIKE A LITTLE BABY GOAT.
- GO GET THE SACKS.
- SACKS?
OH, YES, SACKS.
RIGHT AWAY, ANYTHING YOU SAY, SCROOGE,
SIR, I DO FOR YOU.
[growling]
- WHERE YOU GONNA KEEP ALL THIS TREASURE, UNCLE SCROOGE?
- OH, I WON'T KEEP IT ALL, LOUIE.
MOST OF THESE ARTIFACTS WILL GO TO MUSEUMS.
- THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE UNCLE SCROOGE.
- THAT WAY I CAN ENJOY A HEFTY TAX BREAK.
- THAT DOES.
- LOOKIE, LOOKIE!
[giggling] A TEAPOT.
- OH, JUST AN OLD OIL LAMP.
HARDLY WORTH TAKING.
- MAY I HAVE IT, UNCLE SCROOGE?
I CAN USE IT FOR MY TEA SET.
- WELL...
- OF COURSE, THIS IS PRETTY TOO.
- HERE, MY DEAR.
DO NOT SAY YOUR UNCLE SCROOGE NEVER GAVE YOU ANYTHING.
- OH, THANKS.
- [groaning]
THAT'S THE LAST OF IT.
- BOY, YOU THINK YOU CAN CARRY IT, LAUNCHPAD?
- NO PROBLEMO. [chuckling]
WHOA. WHOA, WHOA.
- AH! DON'T LOSE HIM.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHEW! THANKS, DIJON.
- HERE, I CAN HANDLE IT.
- WHOA!
- LAUNCHPAD! HOLD ON, LAUNCHPAD.
- ALLOW ME.
- HEY, WHO'S THAT GUY?
- JUST ANOTHER TOUR GUIDE.
LET ME... LIGHT YOUR PATH.
- I SMELL A COUPLE OF DESERT RATS.
AGH!
All: UNCLE SCROOGE!
- HURRY!
- OOH!
YOU THIEVING DOGS!
I'VE SPENT MOST OF MY LIFE SEARCHING FOR THAT TREASURE.
- POOR FOOL.
TOO BAD YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL NOT LIVE
TO KNOW THE REAL TREASURE YOU HAVE FOUND.
FAREWELL!
[laughing] all: WHOA!
- I KNEW THAT WEASEL'S PRICES WERE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
- CUT THE ROPES, LADS.
- HURRY, DEWEY!
- [grunts, laughing]
- SHOO, GET AWAY! GO!
SHOO! SHOO! - [roaring]
[suspenseful music]
♪
- IT'S TURTLE TIME.
- [indistinct]
- [roaring growl]
- FORWARD, HO!
REVERSE, HO!
- IF YOU DON'T STOP CRASHING, I'LL GIVE YOU THE HEAVE-HO.
- HEY, DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
- QUICK, LET'S TURN THIS OVER AND MAKE A BOAT.
- LET'S GO!
- HURRY, UNCLE SCROOGE. HURRY!
- HERE, WEBBY, YOU TAKE THIS.
- HUH?
- COME ON!
- [grunts]
WHOA!
All: WHOA!
- IT'S HERE, MISTER, I SAW IT.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE IT. YOU WILL BE PLEASED AS POP.
MM...
- WELL...?
WHERE IS IT?
- UH, I AM NOT UNDERSTANDING.
IT MUST BE HERE. IT MUST.
- YOU HAVE IT, DON'T YOU?
- [mumbling] WHOA.
- WHERE IS THE LAMP?
- THEY MUST HAVE IT. THEY MUST.
THOSE DIRTY THIEVES.
AND SUCH SWEET CHILDREN!
I ASK YOU, MERLOCK, WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
OH.
- YOU LET THEM STEAL IT FROM YOU, YOU PATHETIC PICKPOCKET!
[hawk shrieks]
- DON'T WORRY, MERLOCK, I WILL HELP YOU GET IT BACK.
NO TROUBLE. YOU BET, HERE I COME.
[cawing] OH, YES, RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
OH. NO, NO, NO, I MEAN DON'T WAIT.
DIJON IS ON THE WAY.
WHOA, MOMMA!
- I'D SURE LIKE TO KNOW WHERE THIS LEADS.
- I'M NOT SO SURE YOU DO.
- BOY, WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
[all yelling]
- EITHER THE WATER IS GETTING HIGHER,
OR THE ROOF IS GETTING LOWER.
WHOA, WHOA!
- [choking sounds]
[birds calling]
[bubbles popping]
[all coughing and wheezing]
- WHOA, WHAT A RIDE.
- YEAH, I WOULDN'T MIND DOING IT AGAIN.
[laughing] NOW THAT I KNOW YOU CAN LIVE THROUGH IT.
- AT LEAST WE'RE ALL OKAY.
- SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
I JUST LOST THE TREASURE OF THE CENTURY.
- UM, HERE, UNCLE SCROOGE.
YOU CAN HAVE THIS BACK IF IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR.
IT TOOK ME 40 YEARS TO FIND THAT TREASURE.
AND I PLAN TO GET IT BACK EVEN IF IT TAKES ANOTHER 40.
- HELLO?
MERLOCK?
SCROOGE?
[coins jingling]
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
HEY-A! - THEY HAVE VANISHED.
- B-B-B-BUT HOW?
- WITH THE LAMP, YOU FOOL!
AND YOU WILL HELP ME GET IT BACK.
OR THEIR STING WILL SEEM LIKE A TICKLE COMPARED WITH MINE.
[growls]
[phone ringing]
- DUCKBURG DAILY NEWS ON LINE ONE, SIR.
- FOR WHAT?
- I BELIEVE THEY WANT TO ASK WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE TREASURE.
- NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
[slams down] ACH!
EVERY TIME I GET MY MIND OFF THE TREASURE,
THE PRESS HAS TO PRESS ME ABOUT IT AGAIN.
- WELL, I HAVE SOME NEWS THAT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP.
- WHAT'S THAT?
- YOU FINALLY RECEIVED YOUR INVITATION
TO THE ARCHEOLOGICAL SOCIETY BALL.
- ACH!
I CANNOT FACE THOSE OLD FOSSILS AGAIN.
EVERY YEAR I TELL THEM I'LL FIND COLLIE BABA'S TREASURE,
AND EVERY YEAR I COME BACK EMPTY-HANDED.
- BUT YOU DID HAVE IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
- DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO REMIND ME?
- SORRY.
- I CANNOT WORK, MRS. FEATHERBY. I'M GOING HOME.
- BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR LUNCH?
- SELL IT! [door slams]
- HERE'S THE POLISH, WEBBIGAIL.
- THANKS, GRAMMY.
AS SOON AS I'M DONE POLISHING MY TEAPOT,
WE CAN HAVE A TEA PARTY WITH ALL MY DOLLIES.
- THANKS FOR THE WARNING.
- EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
BUT I'VE BEEN SUMMONED TO PICK UP MR. McDUCK.
APPARENTLY, HE'S HAVING ANOTHER ONE OF HIS CHIPPER DAYS.
- OH, DEAR!
- MAYBE WE BETTER PLAY OUTSIDE TODAY.
[squeaking noises]
- HEY. - WHAT?
IT... IT SHOOK.
[squeaking]
SEE? - QUACKAROONIE!
- WELL, THERE'S NOTHING IN IT.
- HUH?
- WHOA!
- WOW!
- WHAT IS IT, A MEXICAN JUMPING LAMP?
[collective gasp]
- WONDER OF WONDERS!
[laughing] I'M FREE AT LAST!
SHABOOEY!
- UH, IT'S A GENIE! ISN'T IT?
- IT'S NOT THE TOOTH FAIRY.
- AH!
- WHAT THE...? - HM?
WHO ARE YOU?
WHERE'S COLLIE BABA? DID ROME FALL YET?
- WE... WE RUBBED THE LAMP.
WE'RE SORRY IF WE DID ANYTHING BAD.
- AH, MY NEW MASTERS.
I'M ETERNALLY GRATEFUL.
AH, FINALLY THERE'S ROOM TO STRETCH.
AH, MY FOOT'S BEEN ASLEEP FOR SIX CENTURIES.
HEY, COOL KASBAH.
MIND IF I LOOK AROUND?
OOH, WOW. OOH, IT'S A COLD FOOD CLOSET.
WHERE DO YOU HANG THE CHICKENS?
WAIT, WAIT, DON'T TELL ME. A RUG BEATER, HUH?
- UH-UH, EGG BEATER.
- YES. YES, I SEE.
BACK, BACK, YOU FOUL EGGS. BACK, I SAY.
WHOA, WHOA! SHABOOEY, IT'S ALIVE!
WHOA!
- WAIT, COME BACK.
- WHERE'D HE GO?
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
LAS VEGAS MUST BE SOME PLACE
IF CAESAR MOVED HIS PALACE THERE.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- EH, CATCHING UP ON THE 20TH CENTURY.
- YOU READ THE WHOLE ENCYCLOPEDIA?
- UH-HUH.
FROM COVER TO COVER, TO COVER, TO COVER, TO COVER, TO COVER
TO COVER... WHAT'S THIS?
A BASEBALL? A BOWLING BALL?
CINDERELLA'S BALL? [laughing]
- [laughing]
NO, IT'S A GLOBE OF THE EARTH.
- GET BACK. WHOA!
YOU MEAN THE EARTH ISN'T FLAT?
I MUST'VE MISSED THAT PART.
- BOY, HE HAS BEEN IN THAT LAMP A LONG TIME.
- I GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT.
- WAIT A SECOND, WHAT ABOUT OUR WISHES?
- WISHES?
DO I LOOK LIKE A BIRTHDAY CAKE?
- AW, COME ON, YOU CAN'T FOOL US.
- A GENIE'S SUPPOSED TO GRANT WISHES.
- YEAH!
THREE WISHES FOR EVERY MASTER.
- OH, DARN, EVERYBODY REMEMBERS THAT PART.
- SO HOW DOES IT WORK?
- YEAH, HOW DOES IT WORK?
- OKAY, OKAY!
FIRST, YOU HAVE TO HOLD THE LAMP.
- YEAH? - THEN SAY "I WISH".
- YEAH?
- THEN WISH FOR SOMETHING. [laughing]
- THAT'S ALL?
JEEPERS, IT'S EVEN USER-FRIENDLY.
- I KNOW THE FIRST WISH!
I'M GONNA WISH FOR A MILLION WISHES.
- GET SERIOUS, THAT NEVER WORKS.
- GEE, I GUESS ONE OF US OUGHTA WISH
FOR PEACE AND HAPPINESS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
- HEY, THESE ARE WISHES, NOT MIRACLES.
- WHAT IF WE WISH FOR SOMETHING LIKE A PET?
- NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
- [giggling]
I KNOW WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
I WISH FOR A BABY ELEPHANT.
- OH, NO, NO. OH, NO, PLEASE, OH, NO.
OH-HO. OH!
WHOA, WAIT A MOMENT! WHOA!
SHABOOEY!
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE GONE AND DONE.
- WELL, WHAT'S WRONG?
SHE'S CUTE.
- AND BIG.
BIG WISHES ALWAYS SPELL BIG TROUBLE.
THE BIGGER THE WISH, THE BIGGER THE TROUBLE.
- YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT.
ONE LOOK AT THAT ELEPHANT
AND UNCLE SCROOGE WILL WANNA KNOW WHAT'S UP.
- EVERYONE WHO SEES IT WILL.
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THEY'LL ALL BE FIGHTING OVER ME,
AND THE WISHES WILL GET OUT OF CONTROL,
AND I'LL END UP BEING BURIED IN THE LAMP
FOR ANOTHER 1,000 YEARS.
- AW, JEEPERS, I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT.
- SO PLEASE, PLEASE, MAKE SMALL WISHES.
- [humming distantly] - UH-OH!
IT'S OUR NANNY!
- HURRY, HIDE THE ELEPHANT.
- OH, YEAH. LIKE, WHERE?
- [humming loudly] - WHOA!
- [gasps]
[screams loudly] - [elephant trumpets]
- AH!
- OH, SHABOOEY.
I'M IN TROUBLE ALREADY.
- WHOA-AH!
- UH-OH, WE ALL ARE.
- AH!
AN ELEPHANT! PINK!
HURRY! - AH!
- [trumpeting] - NO, GIRL.
NO! OH, PLEASE.
- HERE, LOUIE, YOU WISH PINKY AWAY.
- UH-UH, I'M NOT WASTING ONE OF MY WISHES.
YOU DO IT. - NO WAY.
- WELL, SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING.
- AH, HERE. I WISH WEBBY NEVER MADE HER STUPID WISH.
- [elephant trumpets]
- NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE ANYBODY SEES GENIE.
- IT'S IN HERE, MR. McDUCK.
[gasps] IT'S GONE!
- MRS. BEAKLEY, IS THIS A PLOY TO GET SOME VACATION TIME?
- OH, IT WAS HERE.
HONEST, AN ELEPHANT WEARING A BIG PINK BOW.
[gasps]
YOU THINK I'M CRAZY, DON'T YOU?
- MAYBE NOT.
- [sighs]
- [pants]
I THINK HE SAW US.
- QUICK, GET BACK IN THE LAMP!
- NOT THE LAMP, PLEASE.
PUT ME IN THE DOGHOUSE, A MADHOUSE,
EVEN A HOUSE OF PANCAKES.
ANYWHERE BUT THE LAMP! OH!
- IN HERE!
[pounding] - WHOA!
All: HELLO, UNCLE SCROOGE.
- HELLO, UNCLE SCROOGE.
- DON'T YOU "HELLO" ME.
WHAT KIND OF TRICK ARE YOU KIDS PLAYING ON MRS. BEAKLEY?
- WHO, US?
- TRICKS? - NEVER!
- UH-UH, NOT US, UNCLE SCROOGE.
- THEN WHAT'S GOING ON?
- [whistling] OH, NOTHING.
- NOT MUCH. - NOPE, NOT A THING.
- OH, WHOA! AH!
[loud crash]
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- UH, THE CRASH IN THE CLOSET?
- WE DIDN'T HEAR IT.
- HEY, POPS, GIVE ME A FIVE.
GET DOWN, GET BY, GET REAL, GET A HAIRCUT.
- WHO IS THIS?
- GEE... UH, GENE. - YEAH, G.
- YOU'RE NEW AROUND HERE?
- YEAH, KIND OF. I POP UP EVERY NOW AND THEN.
- HE... HE JUST CAME OVER TO VISIT FOR THE NIGHT.
- THE NIGHT?
YOU MEAN, SLEEP OVER?
- YEAH, CAN HE?
- PLEASE? OH, PLEASE?
- WE'LL BE GOOD JUNIOR WOODCHUCKS.
All: WOODCHUCKS PROMISE.
- DITTO.
- D'OH, ALL RIGHT.
BUT STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.
I'M IN NO MOOD FOR MISCHIEF.
- WHOA!
YAHOO! [laughing]
AH, WE'RE FLYING NOW!
WHOA, YEAH!
WHOA.
- WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE WISH FOR?
- HOW ABOUT A SMALL STEAMBOAT?
- OH, SURE, YOU WANT THAT WITH OR WITHOUT AN OCEAN?
- A LITTLE MUCH, HUH?
- WELL, JUST A TAD.
- HEY, I KNOW!
I WISH FOR THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ICE CREAM SUNDAE.
OH, BUT NOT TOO BIG.
- ICE CREAM SUNDAE, COME ON DOWN!
[laughing]
[thunder crashing]
[plopping]
- OH!
- HM...
GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR THAT WIND SHEAR.
- I'M STARVING.
- THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S GETTING LATE.
- BET YOU UNCLE SCROOGE WILL WONDER WHY WE MISSED DINNER.
- MAYBE WE SHOULD GO BACK.
- [gasp]
All: NAH.
[contented sounds] [giggling]
- OH, DEAR! NO SIGN OF THEM YET.
SHOULD I CALL THE POLICE?
- AYE, TO HOLD ME BACK WHEN THOSE RASCALS FINALLY GET HOME.
THIS TIME THEY'LL BE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH.
NO VIDEO GAMES, NO TELEVISION, AND NO MORE FRIENDS
SPENDING THE NIGHT...
- [whistling] all: WE'RE BACK.
- CHILDREN, I THINK YOUR UNCLE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU.
- AYE, WELCOME HOME!
CAN I GET YOU AND GENE ANYTHING?
COOKIES, MILK, ICE CREAM?
- OH! - NO THANKS, UNCLE SCROOGE.
WE'RE KIND OF FULL. - AND SLEEPY.
- THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME.
NOW SCOOT ALONG, MY WEE ONES.
All: GOOD NIGHT, UNCLE SCROOGE.
- NIGHTY NIGHT.
- SLEEP TIGHT.
- THAT'S TELLING THEM, SIR.
- SO THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE ONE OF THE GUYS.
[yawn]
IT'S ALL I'VE EVER WISHED FOR.
- HOW MANY WISHES DO WE HAVE LEFT?
- JUST MY LAST ONE. AND WEBBY'S.
- WE BETTER MAKE SURE THEY'RE REAL SPECIAL.
- IT'S HIM!
AH, AH, UH!
- WHAT? - HIDE ME, HIDE ME!
HIDE ME, PUSH HIM AWAY!
- BUT IT'S JUST AN OLD OWL.
[owl hoots]
- AN OWL? - YEAH.
HE COMES AROUND HERE EVERY NIGHT.
- AH!
I THOUGHT IT WAS MY MEANEST MASTER.
YOU KNOW, THE ONE COLLIE BABA STOLE THE LAMP FROM?
- YOUR MASTER WAS A BIRD?
- BIRD, [indistinct], A WOLF, HE COULD CHANGE INTO ANYTHING.
HE'S AN EVIL SORCERER.
- BUT HE CAN'T STILL BE ALIVE.
- HE'D BE ANCIENT. - YEAH.
OLDER THAN UNCLE SCROOGE EVEN.
- YEAH, EXCEPT HIS FIRST WISH WAS TO LIVE FOREVER.
- OH, GOOD WISHER.
- NO, BAD WISHER.
YOU DON'T KNOW! [sniffles]
OH, HE MADE ME DO THE WORST THINGS.
- LIKE WHAT?
- [sniffles]
DID YOU EVER HEAR OF ATLANTIS?
IT WAS EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE RESORT
UNTIL MERLOCK COULDN'T GET RESERVATIONS.
[sniffs] OOH!
THEN DOWN SHE WENT.
AND POOR POMPEII!
MOUNT VESUVIUS WOULD'VE NEVER BLOWN ITS TOP
IF MERLOCK HADN'T BLOWN HIS.
[blows nose loudly]
- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
HE USED UP HIS WISHES.
- WELL, THAT'S JUST IT.
MERLOCK HAS UNLIMITED WISHES
BECAUSE HE HAS A MAGIC TALISMAN.
IT'S WHAT GIVES HIM ALL HIS POWERS.
AND WHEN HE PUTS IT ON THE LAMP,
HE GETS AS MANY WISHES AS HE WANTS.
[bursting noise]
NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I'M A LITTLE JUMPY?
OOH. [crying]
- WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD WISH FOR THE TALISMAN.
- OH, THAT'S THE ONE WISH I CAN'T DO.
YOU'D HAVE TO STEAL IT FROM HIM YOURSELF.
AND GOOD LUCK.
- WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT MEAN OLD MASTER NOW.
- YEAH, HE HAS NO IDEA YOU'RE WITH US.
AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA STAY.
[birds cooing]
- MM, UGH.
THERE IT IS, MERLOCK, THERE IT IS.
YOU CAN DROP ME OFF ANYWHERE ALONG HERE.
WHAT, BUT NOT THERE. NOT THERE!
AH, OH, OW!
THAT IS GOING TO LEAVE A NASTY MARK.
- ARE YOU CERTAIN THIS IS WHERE SCROOGE LIVES?
- THIS TIME I AM VERY SURE.
I THINK.
- THEN WE BEGIN OUR SEARCH.
[ripping noises] - IN LIGHT?
BUT I AM NOT A POPULAR FAVORITE IN THAT HOUSE.
SCROOGE FIND ME, HE KILL ME.
- THEN STAY BEHIND IF YOU WISH.
I'LL TRY VERY HARD TO REMEMBER YOU AT REWARD TIME.
- THERE'S THE ROBBER. - CATCH HIM.
- WHOA! [laughing]
- [siren noises]
- WHOA-HO!
COME ON, RUG. GIDDY UP!
GET UP. UPSY DAISY.
- REACH FOR THE CHANDELIER.
- OH, BOYS! TEA PARTY TIME.
[bell dinging] - NOT NOW, WEBBY.
- CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARREST?
- WELL, I KNOW SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME.
COME ON, GENIE. - HUH?
- THEY DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH FUN THEY'RE GONNA MISS.
- [groans]
- I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT GOING TO THE BALL.
- BUT SIR, I'VE ALREADY ARRANGED FOR LAUNCHPAD
TO FLY YOU TO THE SOCIETY'S MOUNTAIN LAUNCH.
- WELL, CANCEL LAUNCHPAD.
I'LL NOT ONLY SAVE FACE, BUT MY LIFE AS WELL.
- [giggling] - [gasp]
- GENIE, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE PLAYING TEA PARTY.
- I KNOW, I READ ALL ABOUT IT.
CAN I BE THE GUY WHO DRESSES LIKE AN INDIAN
AND THROWS THE TEA OFF THE BOAT?
- NO. [giggling]
NO, NO, NO, SILLY. [laughing]
NOT A BOSTON TEA PARTY.
- [breathless gasp]
OH... UGH!
- OH, YUCK!
I HATE RATS!
- FIRST YOU POUR THE TEA.
THEN TAKE LITTLE SIPS... [sucking noise]
AND TALK TO YOUR GUESTS.
OH, WHAT A LOVELY DRESS, QUACKY.
- GET OUTTA HERE.
NO WAR PAINT, OR TOMAHAWKS, OR ANYTHING?
- UH-UH, JUST YOU, AND ME, AND MY FRIENDS HERE.
- YOU CALL THESE PARTY ANIMALS?
THEY'RE LIFELESS.
- OH, GENIE, YOU'VE JUST GIVEN ME
THE BESTEST IDEA IN THE WORLD.
THERE IS A WAY TO HAVE ALL MY FRIENDS ENJOY THE PARTY.
- AH! I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
I MEAN, THE LESS THE MERRIER, YOU SEE?
JUST YOU, AND ME, AND A POT OF TEA.
- THIS WILL BE FUN!
I WISH ALL MY TOYS AND DOLLIES WERE ALIVE.
- OH, WHOA!
SHABOOEY! [uncontrolled laughter]
[snorts, and growls, and breathing in]
- IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET ALL OF YOU.
- AH.
- [hissing] - [growls]
- [stuttering] COOKIES ANYONE?
- [roars] - WHOA, FEEDING FRENZY.
- DOLLIES, BE GOOD!
[talking over each other]
- IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE
MORE THAN ELEPHANTS IN THE HOUSE,
IT'S RATS.
HERE, RATTY, RATTY.
COME TO NANNY.
[shouting and murmuring]
- [screaming]
THIS ISN'T A HOUSE, IT'S A ZOO.
[chatter and noise]
- OH, WISH THEM BACK, PLEASE!
- I CAN'T. THAT WAS MY LAST WISH.
- I WISH YOU HADN'T SAID THAT.
- [growling] HUH?
[roars]
- AH!
AH!
- OH, DEAR.
LAUNCHPAD ISN'T ANSWERING. HE MUST BE ON HIS WAY.
WON'T YOU GO, SIR? - [quacking softly]
- AYE, TO WHAT?
TELL LAUNCHPAD HE CAN TAKE YOU TO THE BALL.
HM? HM...
[gasps]
- [quacks softly] - [gasps]
- [quacks softly] - ARGH!
SINCE WHEN DOES A HAT HAVE A MIND OF ITS OWN?
- [quacks softly]
- [frustrated sigh]
[whistling]
GOT YOU! OH!
OH! WHOA!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
- HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT, SIR.
- OH, OH!
[grunting]
- [softly] MASTER?
- [horse nickering, neighing]
- AH! WHEW!
POOR NOSEY!
- WHOA!
[groaning]
[dings]
- WHAT IS GOING ON?
D'OH!
- [panting]
AH!
- [sucking noise]
- [gagging]
- [imitating siren]
[collective gasp]
- WEBBY, WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?
- I'M SORRY. JUST MAKE THEM STOP.
- BUT I'VE ONLY GOT ONE WISH LEFT.
- BOYS, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
WELL?
- UH-OH.
LOOKS LIKE THE JIG IS UP.
GO AHEAD, LOUIE.
- OH, I WISH EVERYTHING WAS BACK TO NORMAL.
[chimes tinkling]
- [groaning]
- [gulps loudly]
- BLOW ME BAGPIPES!
HE'S A GENIE!
- DOES HIS MOTHER KNOW ABOUT THIS?
- WE WERE GONNA TELL YOU, UNCLE SCROOGE.
- SOMEDAY.
- WHERE'D HE COME FROM?
- OH, UM, REMEMBER MY TEAPOT?
- HEAVENLY HEATHER!
THE GENIE IN THE MAGIC LAMP!
THE FORTUNES I COULD OWN.
I COULD HAVE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST DIAMOND.
NO, THE WORLD'S BIGGEST DIAMOND MINE.
NO, NO, ALL THE DIAMOND MINES.
NO, THE ENTIRE MINING INDUSTRY.
YES, YES, YES!
I CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING TO TAKE
SOME CAREFUL THOUGHT.
[honking]
- IT'S YOUR RIDE, SIR.
OR SHOULD I SAY, MY RIDE.
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED THIS PARTY
FOR ALL THE SCONES IN SCOTLAND.
- BUT THE TREASURE...?
- AYE, THE TREASURE.
IT'S THE ONE WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT TWICE.
I WISH FOR THE TREASURE OF COLLIE BABA.
- [chuckling] OH, NO!
SHABOOEY!
- AH!
OH!
- HA, HA!
THE BONNY BOUNTY IS MINE AGAIN.
WAIT TILL THOSE OLD FOSSILS AT THE SOCIETY HEAR THIS NEWS.
IN THE LAMP, GENIE.
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
- NO, NOT THE LAMP. HAVE A HEART.
- AW, CAN'T HE STAY WITH US, UNCLE SCROOGE?
- YEAH! - OH, NO.
I'M NOT LETTING THIS WEE GOLD MINE OUT OF ME SIGHT.
- BUT HE'S OUR FRIEND.
- NONSENSE!
A GENIE ISN'T A PERSON. A GENIE IS A... A THING.
- OH! - NO!
- INSIDE.
- BYE, GUYS.
IT WAS GREAT WHILE IT LASTED.
- DON'T TAKE HIM, UNCLE SCROOGE!
- YOU CAN'T!
- LET HIM STAY, PLEASE.
- POOR MASTER. OH, WELL.
[humming lightly]
[rumbling]
- OH! - WHERE IS THE LAMP?
- SCROOGE HAS IT.
OH, OOH, WHOA! OH, WHOA!
[light chatter]
- MUSIC, FOOD, GUACAMOLE... [laughing]
IT'S A PARTY! HA, HA!
GOTTA BOOGIE. GOTTA BINGO.
I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS LAMP.
OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...
- CAN YOU KEEP QUIET AT ALL?
- IF YOU LET ME OUT, I'LL BE AS QUIET AS A MOUSE.
AND JUST AS SMALL.
- OH, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
- HEY, LOOK AT US!
A COUPLE OF SINGLE GUYS OUT ON THE TOWN.
- GUESS AGAIN. - HEY.
- YOU CAN WATCH THE BALL FROM HERE.
OTHERWISE YOU GO BACK IN THE LAMP.
- BUT WHAT IF I WIN THE DOOR PRIZE?
- WHOA!
WHOA, MASTER.
ALL THIS FLIP-FLAPPING, MAYBE WE TAKE THE BUS BACK.
- SILENCE! - WHOA.
- YOU SHALL GO THROUGH THE REAR ENTRANCE
WHILE I GO IN THE FRONT.
IF SCROOGE GETS PAST YOU, IT WILL BE YOUR HIDE.
- HERE'S YOUR SODA, SIR.
- [sucking noise]
GENIE, PARTY OF ONE.
[crunching, gulping]
[gasps]
WHOA!
OOH, I GOTTA WARN MR. McDUCK.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
TO MAKE THIS EVENING.
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I GIVE YOU...
SCROOGE McDUCK.
[applause] - OH, I GOTTA STOP HIM.
- I HAVE SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SAY FOR 40 YEARS.
IT IS MY GOOD FORTUNE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS YEAR
I HAVE FINALLY BROUGHT TO DUCKBURG
THE LEGENDARY, THE INFAMOUS TREASURE OF... ACH!
WHAT THE... WHAT ARE YOU...
- [grunt]
- IT'S MERLOCK, MY OLD MASTER.
- [growling] [yells and complaints]
- IT'S THAT BACKSTABBING BANSHEE.
- NO!
HE'S TOO POWERFUL, HE CAN DESTROY YOU.
- [mumbling]
UH-HUH. AGH!
- I'LL SAVE YOU!
LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT,
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
- [panting]
- FOLLOW ME!
HURRY!
- YOU ARE A LOON.
- [growling]
- ACH!
- [grunting] - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- [panting] QUICK, YOU GOT TO WISH US OUTTA HERE.
- NOT ME. THESE WISHES ARE WORTH A FORTUNE.
- WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT? A FORTUNE OR YOUR LIFE?
- WELL...
- HEY, IT'S NOT EXACTLY A TRICK QUESTION.
- [huffing loudly]
[growls loudly]
- HE'S GOT A BEAR?
- HE IS THE BEAR!
MAKE JUST ONE LITTLE GETAWAY WISH, OH, PLEASE!
PLEASE, OH, PLEASE!
- NO, WE STAND OUR GROUND.
- [loud growling]
- I GOT ONE TRICK THAT MIGHT SAVE US, I HOPE.
GOING UP.
- [loud growling]
[crashing, growling]
- OH, BAD HOUSEKEEPING.
LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE SKIPPED THE COOP.
IT WAS NOT MY FAULT, MASTER.
THEY DID NOT GET PAST DIJON.
- [growling]
- BUT IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT EITHER, MASTER.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
[jingling]
- JUST KEEP SEARCHING WHILE I HUNT OUTSIDE.
THEY WILL NOT ESCAPE.
- OF COURSE. AS YOU WISH, MASTER.
I DO FOR YOU.
- I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
I THINK THEY'RE GONE.
- WHERE ARE WE?
- WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY THE RITZ.
- NOT THE LAMP!
- SORRY ABOUT THE SMELL,
BUT YOU GET USED TO IT AFTER A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS.
COULD YOU MOVE YOUR ELBOW, PLEASE?
- GET ME OUT OF HERE!
[tinging]
- DO YOU HAVE TO YELL AT ME ALL THE TIME?
- HMPH!
I WOULD NOT BE IN THIS MESS IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU.
THANKS TO YOU, I'VE GOT A CRAZY ANIMAL ACT ON MY TAIL.
- THAT'S IT, BLAME THE GENIE.
I ONLY SAVED YOUR LIFE. - SORRY!
- IT'S NOT MY FAULT MERLOCK'S AFTER ME.
I DIDN'T ASK TO BE MR. POPULAR.
ALL I WANT IS A LIFE OF MY OWN.
LIKE YOUR NEPHEWS... WITH MY OWN BIKE, A STACK OF COMIC BOOKS,
A SLED, MAYBE SOME SKI EQUIPMENT, A CD PLAYER,
MY OWN HOME VIDEO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM...
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
- [hawk screeches] - OH, NO, IT'S MERLOCK!
HIDE ME, HIDE ME!
- I'VE GOT TO GET YOU TO MY VAULT.
IT'S THE ONLY SAFE PLACE.
TIME TO GO BACK.
- BUT... BUT YOU SAW WHAT A DUMP IT IS.
- SORRY, GENIE, BUT THE PARTY'S OVER.
- AND JUST WHEN WE WERE GETTING TO BE BUDDIES.
OH. [snaps]
- SCROOGE?
AH! OOH, OOH.
- UGH!
[whimpers]
- [whispers] MR. McDUCK, MR. McDUCK?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- [hysterical laughing]
♪ COME OUT, COME OUT, WHOEVER YOU ARE ♪
- AH!
- WAIT TILL MERLOCK SEES THIS.
HE WILL BE SO GRATEFUL.
AH, I CAN SEE MY MOUNTAIN OF MONEY NOW.
AH! [laughing]
- WAIT, WAIT, WHY GIVE HIM THE LAMP?
- BECAUSE THE MASTER WANTS IT SO BADLY.
- BUT YOU SEE, WITH THE LAMP,
YOU'LL BE THE BIG CHEESE. THE HOT FALAFEL!
THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON ON EARTH!
OH, GREAT MASTER.
- MASTER?
MASTER?
MASTER DIJON?
OOH, I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT.
I REALLY LIKE IT.
- LAUNCHPAD, GET ME OUT OF HERE FAST.
[hawk screeches]
- DULL PARTY, HEY, MR. MCD?
- GO, NOW!
[roaring]
[helicopter blades whirring]
[roaring]
[exploding noise]
[hawk screeching]
- DON'T BOTHER LANDING.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANY MORE DISASTERS.
AGH!
- GOOD MORNING, SCROOGE, SIR.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- AT THE URGING OF MY GENIE,
I HAVE DECIDED TO SEEK MY FORTUNE.
- I NEVER THOUGHT HE'D WISH FOR YOUR FORTUNE, MR. McDUCK.
I SWEAR. - UGH, THE LAMP!
[sniffs]
GRAVY?
- THAT'S RIGHT!
I GET THE LOOT, YOU GET THE BOOT.
[buzzing]
- YOU CANNOT DO THIS. PUT ME DOWN.
I'M YOUR BOSS, NOT A BUM.
[both grunting]
- TAKE HIM DOWNTOWN.
- WELL, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THIS YEAR'S CHRISTMAS BONUS.
WHOSE NAME DO YOU THINK IS ON THIS... BUILDING?
DIJON!
IT REALLY IS HIS!
[engine starting] MM.
[siren wailing]
[thunder rumbles distantly]
[thunder rumbling]
[rain dripping]
- WIPED OUT WITHOUT A WISH.
IF I EVER GET MY MONEY BACK,
I PROMISE I'LL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER WISH FOR MYSELF AGAIN.
[water dripping]
- THERE'S SOMEONE TO SEE YOU, MR. McDUCK.
- LADS! WEBBY!
Boys: UNCLE SCROOGE!
- UNCLE SCROOGE.
- OH, SIR. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- [sobbing] MR. McDUCK!
I'M SO SORRY!
- THERE, THERE, MRS. BEAKLEY.
I KNOW.
- WE ALL CHIPPED IN TO SET BAIL, SIR.
- WE... WE EVEN EMPTIED OUR BANKS.
- DO NOT WORRY.
I'LL PAY YOU ALL BACK WITH CASH AT THE MANSION.
- THE MANSION?
- HE HASN'T HEARD.
- HEARD WHAT? - OH, MR. McDUCK!
I'M SO SORRY! [crying]
- DIJON HAS EVERYTHING.
THE MANSION, THE FACTORIES.
- EVEN YOUR SPAT COLLECTION, SIR.
- [sobbing] OH, MR. McDUCK!
- [choking] - [crying]
OUR HOME! OUR BEAUTIFUL HOME!
- THERE, THERE. I KNOW, MA'AM.
I KNOW.
- FIRST ME MONEY BIN, NOW THIS.
- WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE EACH OTHER.
THINK OF POOR GENIE.
- IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO SNEAK IN
AND GET BACK THE LAMP.
- BUT THERE'S SO MANY ALARMS.
- AYE, HUNDREDS.
AND 14,657 WAYS TO TRIGGER THEM.
- AND YOU KNOW EACH AND EVERY ONE.
DON'T YOU, UNCLE SCROOGE?
- AYE.
- AND MAYBE THE WAY TO SHUT THEM OFF?
- [gasps] AYE!
COME, LADS.
SOMETHING TELLS ME WE SHOULD PLAN A FULL-SCALE INVASION.
[laughing]
- [sniffing] DELICIOUS!
[sniffing again] DELICIOUS!
GOOD GOLLY!
EVERYTHING SMELLS MORE DELICIOUS WHEN YOU'RE RICH.
[sniffing] EVEN ME!
- SHOULDN'T WE BE BIRD WATCHING?
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT MERLOCK.
HE WOULD NOT DARE TO CONFRONT THE GREAT AND POWERFUL DIJON.
ANYWAY, I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS ABOUT ME YET.
- [hawk calling]
[hawk cawing]
[grunting]
[motor whirring]
- I'VE GOT THE BIN AT 12 O'CLOCK HIGH, MR. MCD.
GIVE OR TAKE TEN MINUTES.
- SNUGGY ENOUGH, SIR?
- AYE, DUCKWORTH.
ALL RIGHT, LADS, OPERATION LIFT THE LAMP IS ABOUT TO COMMENCE.
- RIGHT HERE, UNCLE SCROOGE. OVER AND OUT.
- YOU SEE ANYONE COMING, COMMANDER BEAKLEY?
- I... I DON'T THINK SO.
- THEN WISH US LUCK.
- [grunts]
- THIS IS IT. - BE CAREFUL.
- RIGHT.
- [squeaking lightly]
- SHH.
- C... [beeping]
A... [beeping]
- YEAH. - S...
H... [beeping faster]
[ringing]
- REMEMBER, ONLY STEP ON THE WHITE TILES.
- AH.
OOH!
I'M ON THE ROOF.
- AND WE'RE INSIDE.
- GOOD.
NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS BREAK INTO THE SECURITY ROOM.
- DON'T WORRY, WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
- [grunting softly]
THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
- KEEP GOING, WEBBY.
IF YOU CAN'T FIT THROUGH, NO ONE CAN.
- TA-DA!
- ATTAGIRL!
- HEY, THERE'S THE ALARM PANEL.
- I GOT UNCLE SCROOGE'S DIRECTIONS
TO KEEP FROM GETTING ZAPPED.
- AH.
- TWO STEPS UP THE MIDDLE.
- AH!
- ONE STEP TO THE RIGHT.
THREE STEPS FORWARD,
AND...
FIVE STEPS...
AH!
UH-OH!
- [gasps] - YOU BETTER GET BACK HERE!
- AH! AH! OOH! AH!
[yelling]
YAH!
- GOOD THING YOU HAD YOUR HELMET.
- [groaning]
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
- USE OUR MARBLES!
Both: MARBLES!
[crashing, popping, snapping]
- I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT ANY ALARMS, UNCLE SCROOGE.
- GOOD WORK, LADS.
I'M GOING IN. - [squeaking]
- [grunts]
- AH, AGH!
[squeaking]
[gasps]
HMM.
HEE HEE.
[growling]
[groaning]
- [panting]
[grunting]
AH-HA!
[beep]
[loud motor, squeaking]
- OH, OH!
[panting, grunting]
- YEAH.
- HMMPH!
UNH!
- GENIE, I'VE DECIDED ON MY FIRST IMPORTANT ACT
AS A RICH MAN.
I SHALL PLAN MY VACATION.
I WONDER WHICH COUNTRY I SHOULD BE VISITING FIRST.
YOW!
[crying]
- ARE YOU SURE IT'S SAFE TO TRAVEL, MASTER?
MERLOCK COULD BE CLOSE.
- DO NOT WORRY, GENIE.
I PLAN TO BE HIRING A SMALL ARMY OF BODYGUARDS.
[chuckling] - [growling]
- WHOEVER SAID THAT MONEY CAN'T BUY PEACE OF MIND
MUST'VE HAD THE BRAINS OF A GARBANZO BEAN.
- AH!
- AH-HA!
- [screaming] - OH, NO!
- GIVE THAT BACK, YOU DIRTY...
OOH!
- PLEASE, MERLOCK, NO WISHES. I CAN'T TAKE THEM.
- RELAX, IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE OLD TIMES AGAIN.
[ringing, static]
- [sobbing through walkie-talkie]
- COME ON, WE GOTTA HELP!
- MY TALISMAN NOW GIVES ME UNLIMITED WISHES, SCROOGE.
- HMM?
HM?
MM.
- AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- JUST OUTSIDE, MASTER.
YOU AND GENIE HAVE SO MUCH TO CATCH UP ON.
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE WANTING A FEW MINUTES ALONE.
I KNOW I WOULD.
- GENIE, I WISH YOU WOULD TURN THIS DISLOYAL SWINE
INTO SOMETHING FITTING.
- [whimpering]
- JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, ALL RIGHT.
- [squealing] - [laughing]
- [snorting, squealing]
- AND NOW, GENIE...
I WISH YOU WOULD TRANSFORM THIS MUNDANE BIN
INTO A FORTRESS MORE WORTHY OF ITS NEW OWNER.
REMEMBER OUR MAGNIFICENT OLD HOME?
- OH, YEAH. [sniffling]
CASA DE COO-COO.
[rumbling]
[clanging]
[jingling]
- AH! MY MONEY!
[alarm blaring]
- [panting] COME ON!
- WAIT FOR ME!
OH!
[yelling, screaming]
- [screams] HELP ME!
AH! HELP!
- IT'S OKAY, WEBBY! WE GOT YOU!
- [grunting]
OH, AH!
[screaming, yelling]
[rumbling]
- [gasps] MY HEAVENS!
[gasps] AH.
- [laughing maniacally]
- I'M SO SORRY, MR. McDUCK.
- AND NOW, GENIE, I WISH TO RETURN HOME IN MY NEW HOME.
- WILL YOU NEVER STOP?
[confused chatter]
- OH, I... [gasps, screams]
- THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!
YOU MANIAC! RETURN THE BIN
BEFORE I STUFF THAT LAMP DOWN YOUR THROAT!
- UH-UH. BAD MOVE, BAD!
- YOU THREATEN ME?
[all gasp]
- PLEASE, MERLOCK, HE'S HAD A LOUSY DAY.
MAYBE A HOT BATH AND A WARM GLASS
OF GOAT'S MILK MIGHT HELP... - SILENCE!
I WISH YOU WOULD CAST HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE.
- NO! NO!
I CAN'T!
- DO IT!
- I HAVE NO CHOICE.
- I... I UNDERSTAND.
- WHOA!
[all gasping]
- [grunting]
- [laughing]
- GOOD SHOT!
- GET IT, GUYS!
- AH!
- UNCLE SCROOGE!
- [screaming]
- WHOA.
[all gasping]
- I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU.
- OH, DON'T! DON'T!
NO!
WAH!
WHOA!
- [gulps loudly]
- [laughing]
- LAUGH AT ME, WILL YOU?
I'LL SHOW YOU!
GIVE THAT BACK, YOU FLEA-BITTEN BUZZARD.
- MY TALISMAN!
- THIS TIME YOU HAVE TO MAKE A WISH.
- AYE, I WISH ME, AND MY FAMILY, AND MY BIN
WERE BACK IN DUCKBURG RIGHT NOW.
- [desperate screaming]
- GOOD WISHING!
- [gasps] - WOW!
- OOH!
- DUCKBURG NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD.
- AYE, BUT IT CANNOT BEAT MY VIEW, LADDIES.
HAS ANY HEATHER LOOKED MORE HEAVENLY?
[laughing]
- [snorting]
- AND YOU STILL HAVE THE LAMP, UNCLE SCROOGE.
- AYE, AND ONE MORE WISH TO GO.
- YOU SOUND LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.
- I'M GOING TO STOP ALL THIS MAGIC.
EVEN IF I HAVE TO WISH FOR THE LAMP
TO BE BURIED IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH.
- WHAT? - NO! YOU CAN'T.
- OH, NO!
- BUT GENIE WILL BE GONE FOREVER.
- YEAH, AREN'T WE OVERREACTING?
- WE COULD... UH, HIDE IT IN THE VAULT.
- YEAH, AND WE'LL DRESS HIM UP LIKE A BOY
AND KEEP HIM IN OUR ROOM.
- JUST LIKE BEFORE.
- GENIE...
GET READY TO GRANT MY LAST WISH.
AND YOURS TOO.
- W... WH... WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - HUH?
- I WISH THAT GENIE WOULD TURN INTO A REAL BOY.
- OH! [Laughing] - SHABOOEY!
[laughing]
- I'M A BOY!
I'M A REAL BOY!
- QUACKAROONEY!
- WOW! - [laughing]
- NOW I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS REAL BOYS DO.
RUN THROUGH FIELDS, PLAY CATCH,
ROLL OVER...
WAIT, THAT'S A DOG.
- UH, UNCLE SCROOGE,
WHAT ABOUT THE LAMP, HUH?
- LOOK, WITHOUT THAT GENIE, IT'S WASTING AWAY.
- [snorting]
HUH?
[kissing air]
- [grunting]
- HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU, MASTER?
- I'M NOT YOUR MASTER ANYMORE.
- THAT'S RIGHT!
CAN I CALL YOU UNCLE SCROOGE?
- YOU'RE A SWEET KID.
BUT DON'T PRESS YOUR LUCK.
- SO WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO ON YOUR FIRST DAY AS A BOY?
- WELL, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY...
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, COPPERS.
[laughing] - ALL RIGHT.
- OH, BOY! OH, BOY!
- I'M GONNA GET YOU! I'M GONNA GET YOU!
- ARE YOU COMING WITH US, UNCLE SCROOGE?
- YOU GO AHEAD, WEBBY, DEAR.
WE QUADZILLIONAIRES HAVE OUR OWN IDEAS OF FUN.
[humming lightly]
AH!
YOU!
- SCROOGE, SIR!
OH, GOOD GOLLY, WHAT A TIME WE HAVE BEEN HAVING.
YES, I WAS JUST NOW LEAVING, GOOD-BYE.
BUT IT'S ONLY SOME LOOSE CHANGE!
- I'LL CHANGE YOUR FACE, YOU THIEF!
- WHOA-WHOA-WHOA- WHAH-WHAH!
WAA-HOO!
- SOMEBODY! STOP THOSE PANTS!
[DuckTales theme]
- ♪ LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE
♪ HERE IN DUCKBURG
♪ RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES ♪
♪ IT'S A DUCK-BLUR!
♪ MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY
♪ OR REWRITE HISTORY!
♪ DUCKTALES! - ♪ A-WHOOH OOH
- ♪ EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE ♪
♪ MAKING DUCKTALES! - ♪ A-WHOOH OOH
- ♪ TALES OF DERRING-DO, BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES! ♪
♪
♪ D-D-D-DANGER! - ♪ WATCH BEHIND YOU
- ♪ THERE'S A STRANGER. - ♪ OUT TO FIND YOU!
- ♪ WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB ON TO SOME... ♪
♪ DUCKTALES! - ♪ A-WHOOH OOH
- ♪ EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE ♪
♪ MAKING DUCKTALES! - ♪ A-WHOOH OOH
- ♪ TALES OF DERRING-DO, BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES! ♪
- ♪ A-WHOOH OOH
- ♪ NOT PONYTAILS OR COTTON TAILS ♪
♪ NO, DUCKTALES! - ♪ A-WHOOH OOH
[sweeping music]
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