Well, I'm gonna go get a hare for tonight
'cause I'm feeling peckish.
I wonder how you do it.
I'd be incapable of finding food in the forest.
To catch beasts, you need to imitate the females.
For example, here: the female hare.
- The doe. - Uh?
A female hare is called a doe.
Oh, me, I only know the call.
(bird sounds)
Pa pa pa pa pa pa!
(bird sounds)
Pa pa pa pa pa! (coos)
- Do you see them? - No!
Well, facing that way, obviously, I don't see much either!
Stick your head out!
"Stick my head out"? To catch an arrow with it? No thanks!
We can't hear anything, maybe they cleared off.
"Maybe"? Well, to get out of this,
we're gonna need a bit more than a "maybe"! (horse neighs)
Those fuckers are still here!
We can't just stand there like radishes.
If another group arrives from there, we're getting owned from both sides.
What if we tried the human shield trick?
What trick?
For example, Sire, Leodagan and I pretend you're our hostage,
we stick a dagger on your neck and go through the enemy camp screaming
"don't move, don't move, or the King gets it!"
(sighs)
Eh! What are our chances if we charge?
Charge where?
Ahead, right in their faces. We don't even know how many they are.
Yeah, but there's three of us. Well... two and a half.
So if there's ten of them, we're toast!
We could throw rocks it that direction,
so they think we're there, and then we run the other way!
Oh please, get lost with your lame combat tricks.
No, no, no, you'll see!
BOTH: No! No! Not there!
Fuck, right in his face!
Are you completely witless?
Now you're telling me they think we're over there?
No but now we need to run the other way!
Well of course! Especially if they saw
where the rock came from, they'll be coming right at us!
Yeah, but we move out!
And when they get here, they're screwed, no one's here!
Wait, I'll send them somewhere else!
Shit, I don't have any more rocks, what do we do?
Hang on, I'll give yours back!
Eeeh! I almost got hit!
We could set the forest on fire to force them out.
No! It's like when scorpions kill themselves
'cause they're surrounded by fire.
We need to encircle them in a fire ring,
so they kill themselves, meanwhile we turn around
and throw rocks the other way to confuse them!
No?
We can't sit here like this, I'll go insane!
Come on, let's charge, fuck it.
In an hour night will fall, we'll have other options!
At least they'll have to light their torches,
we'll see where they are.
Or, we dig a tunnel to our camp,
Leodagan and I dig,
while you throw rocks the other way
to keep them away from the site. (horse snorts)
Shhh! Those fuckers are right next to us!
Shit! If they heard my plan it's toast!
- Shut up! - Don't move. (whistles)
Stop it, for god's sake!
We're gonna get killed!
Forest animals! (barks)
Wait!
(barks)
(yelps)
Oh no... Stop it! They'll notice us! Oh, fuck.
Stop it right now!
We build a dam,
then we throw rocks to the other side of the river
so the others think we crossed.
As soon as they get to the middle
we fuck up the dam and drown them.
- That's very ingenious! - Yeah.
Only problem, we spend four weeks
building a fucking dam, it sucks to destroy it.
Or something we could do: we imitate a deer...
(bird sounds)
Pa pa pa pa pa!
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