So, you're sure, they accept?
The messenger is certain.
They're coming to Kaamelott to sign the peace treaty.
It's great, Sire!
Signing a peace treaty is the most beautiful thing!
(kissing sound)
Pardon me, it's the joy...
Take it easy with the joy!
Are you sure we need the bodyguard? Because, frankly,
I'm old enough to protect myself!
I'm sorry, but that's part of the conditions.
It's usual, imagine if something were to happen to you
before the signature.
And two days is not that long!
Besides, I've picked a great guy for your protection!
I don't doubt it! It's not against you! It's simply...
being stuck to someone non-stop for two days...
Yes, day and night!
Day and night?
- It's part of the conditions. - No, no, don't worry.
Grüdü is a very discreet guy.
After a while, you won't even know I'm there.
And, with him, I am not worried! He's a force of nature.
Trained to kill, he grew up on the Viking ice field,
he was raised by polar bears.
Though, if you feel him getting a little angry,
just take out a piece of raw meat- (screams)
You... Let go! You... !
This is so stupid!
- I'm not allowed to leave. - Still!
He could get a bit of alone time with his mistresses?
Not with mistresses, nor with his wife.
I'm not allowed to leave him.
At least go stand in the corner!
- I can't get away. - Look away, then!
It's not gonna be easy like this!
I can't get my eyes off him.
What do we do? Do we do it anyway?
Certainly not! Are you insane?
Look, we haven't seen each other in two w-
Get back! Get back or I'll gut you!
What's wrong with you?
No one is allowed to touch him.
Don't be daft!
Do you really think she wants to murder me?
My my, he scared me stiff!
- No one can touch you. - What if someone shakes my hand?
or hands me some bread at dinner?
I'll rip their face off.
Are you insane?
So, if I got it right, I'm gonna have to be careful
that no one brushes past me in the corridors for two days!
No one will brush past you, I'll get to them first.
And my wife? The Queen?
With all the respect due to a regal person, Sire...
if the Queen tries to touch you, I'll fuck her up.
That'd be a shame.
You'd have to chose a new queen.
As soon at the treaty is signed, he won't protect you anymore?
No. Now, he's stuck to me,
but in two days he'll let me die without a care.
Please, don't exagerate!
Is it true, or not?
Please, affection is a factor too.
When you spend this much time with someone, a bond has to form.
A bond? What is he on about?
You've been on my tail all afternoon!
Yes, but I really like you.
I think you have a lot of dignity.
You use your power with humility and magnanimity. It's beautiful.
Well, if you like me, can't you do me a favor?
Sure, whatever you want.
Can you leave the room for a half hour?
I'm not allowed to leave you.
Hang on, I'll borrow this real quick...
Ah!
And now what happens?
Yeah, I'm threatening myself, you should kill me,
but you can't touch me.
Ah...?
- (grunts) - Huh?
(grunts)
No no it's alright! Calm down! Calm down, I'm kidding!
It's a joke! It's ok! It was a dumb joke! Oh! It's ok!
Here! Have some meat, have some meat!
(chewing noises)
(sighs)
Gosh, those two days are gonna be long!
What if you stopped reading for a while?
Back off! Back off or I'll claw your eye out!
Yeah, no, I can't because of the peace treaty, and all...
so I'm... I'm sorry.
Actually, It's kind of nice to feel protected.
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